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Britney Spears: lazy is as lazy does

September 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Too posh to push and too lazy to work out…that just about sums up Britney Spears. NW Magazine reported recently that Britney arranged for a tummy tuck last week immediately following her c-section, eager to get a jumpstart on losing weight. Not surprising, of course. She is after all the poster princess for sloth, as reflected in her choice of husband, and considering that her diet consists of Taco Bell, french fries, and Starbucks I suppose going to the gym to sweat it off the old fashioned way probably isn"t too appealing of an option. Full Story

On Sutton Pierce Federline

September 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SPF v2.0, initials to match his older brother, a name chosen presumably for its air of old money and class, amusing enough considering the Spears/Federline family tree probably hasn’t extended itself beyond trailer thug territory but admirable also since Britney clearly aspires to a certain distinction for her children, no matter how much Taco Bell is coursing through their blood. Full Story

Thursday, July 27, 2006
Dear gossips, Today was a good day. In fact, it was a fantastic day. Because when the Goddess shows her might, she can be a bad, bad bitch. Fortunately for us, Tori Spelling"s on the receiving end. Remember what a told you about karma calamity? About my people and the dragons and the heavens and the wrath? This, my friends, is just the beginning and it is a lovely way to grind out the rest of the week. Also in this short issue: on Jada and Suri, on why Harry is #3, on Lilo"s hospitalisation, on gays and cheating, on Nicole"s mysterious bump, and by popular demand, one more Belle hint.


The Belle from Hell is not Kelly Preston. Unlike Mrs Travolta, Belle"s career overshadows her husband"s, although these days, their efforts are much more collaborative. Will try to write Thursday night, but since I"m entered in the Watson Poker Tour with an ever increasing pot, my wits could be diverted elsewhere. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey


Sarah Michelle Gellar is NOT the Belle from Hell. Belle has a baby, remember? A baby and a MUCH better nose. Fresh column Tuesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey


The Belle from Hell is not Heather Locklear. Belle has a better marital record, is just a smee younger, and hasn"t been stabbed in the back by someone who used to be her confidante. Sorry about the typos. Am battling a raging cold and a little delirious because I swear to Goddess my fever just broke after downing a can of TaB energy...Is that even possible? Why did it take so f&cking long to come to Canada anyway??? Fresh column soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey


Belle from Hell is not SJP. Belle"s partner ain"t so dandy. Also not Meg Ryan. Like this bitch would ever pollute her family by adopting one of my people…ha! And not Zeta either. Remember, I said she was from this side of the pond, and I’m in North America. Besides, CZJ is a STAR. She"s won an Oscar. Belle hasn"t won ANYTHING - not even a People"s Choice Award!!! Must run. Casino calls and visions of sugar straights and fairy flushes dancing in my head. Wish me luck and have a great weekend! Fresh column Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey


Thanks for all your guesses re: the Belle from Hell. She is not Julia Roberts. Julia might be doing the arty thing on Broadway these days but I"d say she still owns showbiz the way few actresses can. Besides, Julia is a mega movie star. Unlike Ms Belle who has never been and will never be. Oddly enough, they do have something in common - with one multiple difference. Kim Basinger? Great guess but off target. Much less marital drama, minus the egomaniacal partner. Belle is also not Sarah Ferguson, former wife of one of those royals, I can never tell them apart but the fellow who looks much more immunised and robust than the other limp-ish sickly one. Anyway, you"re looking for someone on the other side of the pond. And finally, you can cross out Ashley Judd, although Ashley’s certainly not a stranger to the bossy game, is she? I won"t gloat here but I"m tempted. Stay here though…you’re warm. Fresh column Thursday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

The Belle from Hell

July 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now here"s a bitch who needs a slap to Sunday. Sure, she"s rich. But in a town that only celebrates your recent success, what gives her the right to throw her sh*t around? Especially when the glory decade has long since wrapped? A while back, when she had reason to self celebrate, she came home to inform her hardworking personal chef that she had invited several guests over for dinner. Full Story

Britney vs Julia and the world

June 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did she really call her kids her “booboos”??? And did she really call out Julia Roberts for being a homewrecker too? Did she really say her “maid” was a “slacker”??? I hope you watched it. Please tell me you did. A full hour of Britney – it was SO worth it. Not only for pure entertainment value but also as a public service announcement against the dangers of child stardom. Full Story