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Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin

July 27, 2009 12:35:32 Posted at July 27, 2009 12:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help reflecting his pain through his work, changed the lyrics to one of their songs Full Story

How do you dump a Vagina Virgin?

March 25, 2009 11:50:00 Posted at March 25, 2009 11:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait that long. Because Joe Jonas is part of the web generation – nothing happens if it doesn’t happen on Facebook/Twitter. Full Story

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NYE Vagina Virgins

January 1, 2009 11:06:00 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown. We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back to the television only to find Joe Jonas making love to the camera. Full Story

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LipGloss cockblocked!

December 17, 2008 08:41:00 Posted at December 17, 2008 08:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By his own girlfriend! Zac Efron took Vanessa Hudgens were courtside at the Laker game last night and even though his hero Leonardo DiCaprio was there too poor LipGloss was obliged to stay close to his alleged love interest. He looked much more excited last time Full Story

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Teen Triangle!

November 13, 2008 07:06:00 Posted at November 13, 2008 07:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck the Brange and Aniston. Teen cheating is what it’s all about. So Taylor Swift was dating one of the Jonas Brothers. Joe, I think? Whatever. They broke up, she decided not to take the discreet route, told everybody he did it over the phone, in like, 27 seconds, all conveniently while she’s promoting her new record. Full Story

His expression, her expression

November 4, 2008 16:19:53 Posted at November 4, 2008 16:19:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway? Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As you can see, SJP is in great spirits, encouraged by her husband’s willingness to hang out. Full Story

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Friends with Will & Jada

October 7, 2008 11:09:33 Posted at October 7, 2008 11:09:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re loyal, that’s for sure. If it’s one thing that might offset the chill factor of their Xenu loving, it’s that the Smiths will get down for their friends. And maybe with them too… but those are maybe gaybe rumours for another day. Last night it was the premiere of the Secret Life of Bees in LA and Will and Jada, who are tight with Latifah, showed up to throw their full support behind the Queen. Full Story

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Will at 40

September 26, 2008 07:52:06 Posted at September 26, 2008 07:52:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is damn fine. Look at that skin! Will Smith celebrated his 40th birthday yesterday and was joined by family at his son Trey’s football game. Do you see Carlton? It’s Carlton! Will shares his birthday with Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas… which has always had me wondering about the science of astrology. Full Story

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But where’s the witch boil???

July 31, 2008 07:15:40 Posted at July 31, 2008 07:15:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First they said she removed it, then her people claimed she didn’t. Do you see it? Never mind the marriage to Dandy – THIS is the burning question. While we’re at it though… as you recall, it was reported last week that Matthew Broderick had been caught cheating on SJP. Reasons why the story didn’t receive much traction: 1. Full Story

Kanye TV?

July 30, 2008 07:12:22 Posted at July 30, 2008 07:12:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love him. So talented, so obnoxious, so insufferable, so unapologetic, and SO entertaining… Which is probably why HBO wants so badly to give him his own show, enlisting the services of the producer from Curb Your Enthusiasm to work on a “single-camera series that would follow the busy life of the Grammy-winning artist and his relationship with family and friends. Full Story