Michael Pena loves Xenu?
Xenu had a birthday party the other day. It was the 44th anniversary of the Celebrity Scientology Centre and most of the notables who haven’t been excommunicated where there including the usuals – John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Jenna Elfman, and …Michael Pena?
Where the f-ck have I been? I love Michael Pena! Michael Pena loves Xenu?
Michael Pena is in End Of Watch, one of my Top 10 movies of 2012. He became quite close to Jake Gyllenhaal during production. You know what they always say about Scientologists, that they’re always on the recruit. You would think Jakey G would be a high target recruit, non? I can’t see Michael being overly aggressive about it. But then again, I didn’t know he was of the Church, so now I’m not sure what I see.
By the way, no photos of Tom Cruise. Not sure if it was because he wasn’t there or if he declined being photographed. Or maybe he’s levitated beyond the point of birthday parties now, hiding in David Miscavige’s platinum covered little bunker in the desert for strategy meetings on how to bring down their enemies and lift the word of the Xenu to its former glory.