Rihanna shat on my Gossip Genie but not on Harry Styles
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I’ve been praying hard at my Gossip Genie for a Rihanna-Drake re-hookup. Have you noticed that Drake isn’t “linked” to many women the way famous men are constantly being “linked” to women? There’s a Toronto bias here at work, sure, but if you know about Drake and his relationship with his mother, and if you read his recent profile in GQ, you might think, like I do, that Drake just doesn’t front like the others do. You might be inclined to believe that he means what he says in Take Care. And that he means them for HER.
Try to run from that, say you're done with that
on your face girl, it just don't show.
When you're ready, just say you're ready
when all the baggage just ain't as heavy
and the parties over, just don't forget me
we'll change the pace and we'll just go slow
If he hasn’t been seriously “linked” with anyone since, is it because he still wants…
Well, take a look at her face at the 1:35 mark. She just shat on my Gossip Genie.
Fine. Until she figures it out, how about a back-up plan. You saw who was sitting behind Rihanna, right? Harry Styles. That boy is up for it, any time. Look, if she could get with Shia LaBeouf, she can get with Harry styles is what I’m saying. I mean, the face she’s giving as Taylor Swift walks by is all the convincing you need to come on my side.