Jon Stewart had the luxury of going first. And now everyone else is following with the same line of questioning. As Robert Pattinson makes the rounds on the press circuit to promote Cosmopolis, this is what they’ve been asking him. On CNN, on Good Morning America, they all want to know if Robert Pattinson is OK. Full Story

But first Jon Stewart. Because ... what a kind, kind man. And in a way that is so....not Jay Leno, right? You can have compassion and still be cool. And also uncompromising. Few personalities can manage to lure the Twi-Hard Nation without having to offer up their pride balls in the process. It’s another reason to love Jon Stewart. Full Story

Robert Pattinson has been in seclusion since Kristen Stewart was caught cheating on him with Rupert Sanders. Pattinson’s film, Cosmopolis, will open in New York and Los Angeles on August 17. After the scandal broke there was speculation as to whether or not he’d honour his promotional commitments. Full Story

It’s a smart play by the magazine this week to move the story forward by shifting attention over to Robert Pattinson; Rob Sympathy will sell. Before getting into US Weekly’s exclusive details though, just a quick note on the reporting that’s coming from other outlets. As we all know, US has owned everyone else’s ass on this story, including PEOPLE, after breaking the scandal last week. Full Story

Twi-Hards are really mad at US Weekly. After all, US Weekly had the world exclusive on last week’s biggest story, the story that will continue to dominate headlines for ...a while. A reader called Andrea emailed this hilarious link to me yesterday. Full Story

While Kristen Stewart’s dumb friends keep trying to convince people that Rupert Sanders only put his tongue in her mouth and stayed away from her vagina which is only medium cheating and not total cheating, Charlize Theron supposedly wants to kick Stewart’s ass. Full Story

Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you this morning. Which is the piece of dental floss many deranged Twi-Hards were clinging to. Full Story

The US Weekly article is really good dish. And very, very detailed. As I mentioned earlier, for someone who jumps into a dumpster every time there’s a pap around, this was so incredibly careless. And, like, super teenage styles. Kristen Stewart took a call from Rupert Sanders while she was in her car. Full Story

Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was the #6 trending topic worldwide when I woke up this morning around 4am PT. Full Story

Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t, yes. But occasionally Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Today in Boy Sh-t, according to Us Weekly, Robert Pattinson and Andrew Garfield were at a wedding together a couple of weeks ago and wouldn’t speak to each other even though they used to be friends. Full Story

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez showed up to support Katy Perry last night at the premiere of her tour documentary Part Of Me which, I’m sorry for disappointing you, I really, really want to see. Because I will watch any “behind-the-scenes” tour movie. From Truth Or Dare to Never Say Never, I’ve almost watched them all. Full Story

I’d not seen the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly this morning when I received the following email from Duana. NB - Duana has not read Twilight. From: Duana To: Elaine Subject: wait, sorry… Is “Renesmee” a PORTMANTEAU? Hilarious, right? For many reasons but after laughing at Duana’s voice in my head sneering out those words, it became even funnier to me the garden variety Twi-Hard even knowing the definition of the word Portmanteau. Full Story

Kristen Stewart was rather vampy the other day on the carpet in Cannes for the premiere of her film On The Road. Tonight she took it to another level to support her boyfriend, seen here with his best friend Tom Sturridge, in red and side-breasty for Cosmopolis at the Palais, extending the stretch of bliss that Twi-Hards have been enjoying during Bella and Edward’s tour of the Croisette. Full Story

Robert Pattinson walked the carpet at the premiere for On The Road last night in support of girlfriend Kristen Stewart and his boy Tom Sturridge. They arrived separately; he first, and she with her castmates later. I don't hate this Balenciaga dress but I also don't love it. It's the colour, maybe? Just not sure it's doing all that much for her. Full Story