I have so much bathroom anxiety, it’s almost crippling. It’s worse in the summer, especially as I travel so much and so many people wear flipflops on airplanes and then use the airplane facilities. Turbulence is unpredictable, you know. As previously already mentioned, this is also why I avoid outdoor festivals. Full Story

Michelle Obama was hosting an event at the White House yesterday to honour military mothers and wives when Hot Prince Harry dropped in for a visit. Well Happy Mother’s Day! As always, Harry was great with the children. I wonder if Sasha and Malia were around in the residence for a private meet and greet. Full Story

Today was the first day of Hot Harry's American visit. He was in DC for an anti-landmine exhibit, a cause, as you know, that was one of Princess Diana's. But God he really looks like her in some of these photos, non? More so than usual. It's something about the redness in his cheeks and the expression in his eyes in this shot of him looking up. Full Story

This week, Queen Beatrix (I LOVE this name) of the Netherlands abdicated the Orange Throne (I don’t know if they really call it this but it would be awesome if they did) so that her son, Willem-Alexander, could become king. It was a very popular move. The people approved. Willem-Alexander appears to have inherited his mother’s grace and humility. Full Story

Prince William, his Catherine, and Prince Harry were in Diagon Alley today picking up some wands. Somewhere there’s a joke in there about Harry and his stick but I’m not clever enough to find it. As you can see, Kate seems terrified by the glow on the end of Harry’s. Lumos! The best, best, BEST of course is Harry at The Burrow. Full Story

Single Harry gets all the fun jobs. The Ginger Prince was busy today -- he gets two articles! Earlier he was changing nappies at Bradbury House in Nottingham. Click here if you missed it. Then, still in Nottingham, he visited the Confetti Institute of Creative Technologies and played video games with the students, offered to let little kids box him in the face, hung out at the radio station, and even read the news. Full Story

Harry went to work today at Headway, the brain injury association at Bradbury House in Nottingham. While there, to raise awareness for the cause, he demonstrated what it would be like to change a nappy with a brain injury. So there’s a toy baby and he held a weight in one hand and I know it’s charity and of course it’s a wonderful, wonderful thing he’s doing and that’s great and everything but, well, I can’t wait see read what the brilliantly funny Michael K at Dlisted Full Story

Mrs Cambridge attended a reception tonight at the National Portrait Gallery in London wearing an empire waist dress in eggshell blue. It’s decided then: longer hemlines without a coat, shorter hemlines with a coat on top. It’s great to see her looking so healthy and strong, especially the way this pregnancy started. Full Story

Looks like it's a busy work week for Princess Catherine of William who stepped out again today in Manchester following her visit with the Scouts on Sunday. For weeks Kate has been covering the royal heir under coats. Interestingly, without a coat, she drops the hemline. Here she is in a dress that clings and these are probably the best shots we've had so far of her pregnancy progression. Full Story

While Prince Harry was hanging out at the marathon yesterday, his sister-in-law, Katy Cambridge, spent the day with the Queen’s Scouts at Windsor Castle. She was a vision in fertile green, once again, using a short hemline to accentuate her trim legs so as to balance the bulk that’s growing above the waist. Full Story

Prince Harry was at the London Marathon yesterday supporting the athletes. He took his time speaking to participants, encouraging their efforts, expressing his admiration for what they’ve accomplished. And when they asked him whether or not he or his family members would run the marathon one day, as usual he joked about his brother William, saying that he’s now too old to race. Full Story

Look at this scamp. It’s a press conference for charity and he could be sitting on a couch, belching, for all you’d know from his body language. This, of course, is why we love Harry. He’s the messy one. It was announced today that Harry will join a group of wounded veterans from the UK, the US, and the Commonwealth on an expedition to the South Pole as part of the Walking With The Wounded South Pole Allied Challenge. Full Story

There are more photos of this event to come in the next article but the Queen deserves her moment alone, don’t you think? Especially when she’s receiving an award for a change instead of handing one out. And an acting award at that! The Queen was presented an honourary BAFTA award yesterday for her support of British film and television but, really, let’s be honest, it was for her performance as a Bond Girl at the Olympics. Full Story

William and his Catherine are in Scotland for a couple of days this week. Here they are at a sporting demonstration today at Emirates Arena in Glasgow. Kate seemed charmed by the little runners. Look at them, working so hard for the Prince and the Princess. Am I crazy or does the Princess’s hair seem a couple of inches shorter, even allowing for curl? As I noted a few weeks ago on March 19 Full Story