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Big news today that took over everything is that Katy Cambridge is expecting. She was supposed to join Prince William at Oxford today. But because of the severe morning sickness she had to bail. And it's bad form to bail unless there's a good excuse. Well, she's having a baby. Will spoke to the press briefly about the big news. Full Story
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Catherine Cambridge is pregnant for Prince William again. She was expected to join him for an appearance at Oxford today but is dealing with the same morning sickness situation that she had the first time around with Big G. Which is probably why Kensington Palace made the announcement this morning. Full Story
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Hot Prince Harry spoke today at an Invictus Games announcement for the British Armed Forces team in London. At one point, the wind took his speech away, and he’d already been bracing for the teasing that would result from his speech-giving. Video of his appearance is below. For me though, the highlight of the day is Harry with the dog. Full Story
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Yesterday marked the 100th anniversary of the start of the Great War. There were commemorative events all around the world. Britain observed an hour of darkness in honour of those who lost their lives. Prince William, Catherine, and Prince Harry were in Belgium to attend a dedication. Today, the three were back in London, at the Tower of London, touring through the Blood Swept Lands and Seas of Red installation that, by November 11, on Armistice Day, will represent the 888,246 fallen soldiers from the UK, Australia, and the Commonwealth, each life remembered with a poppy. Full Story
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After spending a few days in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games, a casually dressed Prince Harry was at BBC Radio 2 today to talk about the Invictus Games. Good hang on those jeans. But I might need him to retire the desert boots now. There are so many other options. How about a pair of kicks? Are royal people not allowed to wear kicks except when they’re doing something athletic? Not even with jeans? Like what’s wrong with a pair of Converse here? Vans? Here’s my theory on why Harry never combs his hair: he thinks that if he doesn’t comb it, it will look like there’s more of it. Full Story
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Prince Harry is also at the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow with his brother and sister-in-law. You remember when his grandmother the Queen photobombed a few young students last week? Harry did the same thing to some people from Massey University. In case you missed it: here's our very own Gary Hermansson getting photo bombed by Prince Harry at #Glasgow2014 Full Story
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The Cambridges have been in Glasgow the last few days for the Commonwealth Games. Yesterday they were at the swimming centre (she wore a sleeveless shirt under a blazer and pants) and today they were spectators at the athletics competition (in a blue dress). Something happens to Will and Kate when they’re at sporting events. Full Story
It’s Big G’s first birthday! His parents have urged the public to refrain from sending gifts, not only because that child has everything he could possible want, but also because that child only wants things he can crush. Like butterflies.
More images have been released from Big G’s visit to the butterfly exhibit, his parents gifting us with two more shots of the Bruiser Prince. As you can see, he’s fascinated by them, and at one point, reaches out to touch one on his father’s hand. That poor butterfly must have been like F-ck Me, how did I get chosen to hang out with the Gregor Clegane of the Windsor line?
And then there’s Blake Lively who launched Preserve late yesterday, reportedly two days ahead of schedule, clearly not intimidated by the royal milestone. Read Full Intro
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Big Prince G turns 1 tomorrow and to commemorate the milestone, his parents have released a photo of him for the first time on his feet, all by himself. It was taken a couple of weeks ago at the National History Museum in London where they were visiting the Sensational Butterflies exhibition. Um. Full Story
Prince Big G’s big first birthday is next Tuesday. PEOPLE has him on the cover this week to celebrate with details about his life. He’s one. I mean, I love that kid and the aggro Henry VIII genes bashing around is his blood stream but even I can’t be bothered to care about the mundane day-to-day activities of the future king, unless it involves food fights, antique destruction, taking a sh-t on his great grandmother’s lap, and being corrupted by his uncle Hot Harry. Pretty sure that’s not going to be in the article.
Yesterday I received a BREAKING NEWS ALERT in my inbox. I always click on those first.
Nick Lachey and wife Vanessa Minnillo pregnant with daughter.
This is breaking news? Two D list celebrities, married to each other, expecting a second child?
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Prince William visited the Coventry War Memorial Park today to mark the centenary of the First World War. He met with his people, he played with the children, and he showed us what his forehand might look like. What about his forehead? Or, rather, the top of his head? That’s what people were talking about today re: the cover of Vanity Fair. Full Story
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Prince Hot Harry on a Horse was on his horse this weekend at a polo match. I do like a ginger in red. Uncle Ginger might be an uncle again…that is if you believe Jessica Hay. Hay claims to be an old friend of Katy Cambridge. When Katy was pregnant with Big G, it was Hay who told the media that she was expecting (November 2012) and that she’d be making an announcement the following month. Full Story
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Prince Charles and Prince William visited with the UK governing body for scuba diving today. Then Will went underwater. In a wetsuit. You want me to be perv for you? In some shots he covered with a towel. But I did find one for you of him descending into the pool. Have at ‘er. He’s in pretty good shape, non? Will was busy today. Full Story