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Prince Harry was out yesterday at the 50th anniversary screening of Zulu in London where he hung out with a goat. I could look at Hot Harry with an animal all day. Meanwhile, his ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas was out at the Art Antiques Fair and then went clubbing. Not sure about those pants. But the open-back top had to be tempting…for someone. Full Story
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Prince Philip is 93 years old today. Maclean’s rounded up some of his good and so-bad-they’re-good moments over the years. The Duke celebrated his birthday by going to work. At the Queen’s garden party. It’s quite a contrast in comparison to those Cambridges, William and Catherine, who’ve come under some criticism lately for being lazy. Full Story
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Katy Cambridge was at the National Maritime Museum today in London attending the launch of the British challenger team for the 35th America’s Cup. She looked very pretty in a white and black dress. Yesterday, Prince William was with David Beckham, also in London, at the launch of the United for Wildlife campaign at Google Town Hall. Full Story
How do you think Prince Charles feels today? Spain’s King Juan Carlos announced this morning that he will abdicate the throne, stepping aside for his son Prince Felipe. Felipe is 46 years old. Charles is 65. And he’s been waiting …forever.
Then again, Queen Elizabeth is decidedly more popular – at least right now – than King Juan Carlos. People are mad at Juan Carlos. And they’re mad at him about money. It’s a lot harder to get over than being perceived to be “insensitive”.
Did you have a good weekend? Angelina Jolie had a great weekend. Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent exceeded box office estimates for a gross of almost $70 million, making it her biggest opening ever. So she’s halfway there. Halfway to what? Well, there’s also Unbroken later this year. And if she can mount an award season campaign on a drama, after Maleficent’s commercial success, it’ll be another one of those I WIN AT EVERYTHING moments that set her apart from everyone else.
Yours in gossip,
There’s never going to be a time when I don’t post any photos I can of these two on their horses doing their sport of kings thing. At least not until they start looking really bad in tight white pants. At what age do men start looking sh-tty in tight white pants? These two? If Hot Harry can hold his beer bloat off? Well past their 40s, for sure. Full Story
Oh. Holy. Sh-t. She did it! Monaco royals have just announced, with “immense joy”, that Charlene of High Serenity is pregnant! Finally! A legitimate heir to the House of Grimaldi! Here are Charlene and Prince Albert at the Grand Prix of Monaco last weekend. She smiled at him and let him put her hand on his knee. Full Story
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Prince Harry was out today at the Inspire Suffolk event in Ipswich, England. He wore a suit to say a few words and then later changed into play clothes to kick around in. Very practical. Unlike the last time he was hanging out in a playground and couldn't get out of his suit and tie. Who looks after these matters? Is there someone who manages the schedule to determine what he'll need? And then what? Do they call him up and tell him -- remember Harry, tomorrow you're doing the thing at the thing so you'll need to pack a change of clothes. Full Story
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The Cambridges were in Scotland today. On the schedule: touring a distillery and a village fete. In other words: PARTY TIME. Well, as much as these two can party. Those aren’t exactly party clothes. Sh-t, if they’re expected to hit up a distillery and a “village fete”, can’t the wardrobe requirement be relaxed, a little? Speaking of wardrobe… There was a situation earlier this week when a German publication acquired some upskirt-in-the-wind shots of Kate’s bare ass from when they were on tour in Australia. Full Story
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Big G! Big G was the best part of the Cambridges’ tour of New Zealand and Australia. Yes, because he’s chubby and cute but mostly because he’s a brute. He punched a kid in the face after taking her toy. He tried to attack a real bilby with his thick baby fingers. He threw down his toy bilby because he apparently only enjoys tormenting living things. Full Story
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Have you ever hooked up at a wedding? We were talking about this in the office this morning at The Social. I've hooked up a lot. But never, ever at a wedding. Two reasons: I like hanging out with my friends and dancing my balls off. Also... Grownups. Duana always laughs at me about this when we talk about her wedding. Full Story
Prince William hosted an event last night for the Royal Marsden and all kinds of celebrities were there, including Cate Blanchett, Kate Moss, Ralph Lauren and family, and Benedict Cumberbatch. At one point Kate Moss asked him about Kate Middleton. He told her she wasn’t coming and Moss’s reply was, “Such a shame”. Full Story
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Prince Harry was in Miami the other day before heading to Memphis with his brother for Guy Pelly’s wedding. Naturally, he hit up a club. Naturally he was talking closely with a woman. Unfortunately he didn’t get naked with her and pick up a cue stick. It’s probably not that he didn’t want to. Full Story