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Chelsy “blitzed” Harry

December 11, 2013 20:42:25 Posted at December 11, 2013 20:42:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mirrorpix/ Splash, CARL COURT/ Getty

That phone-hacking trial that’s still going on in England -- it was revealed this week that Prince Harry’s phone activity was being monitored back in 2005 when he was dating Chelsy Davy. Harry was training at Sandhurst at the time and wasn’t allowed to check his mobile until he was off duty. Full Story

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Farewell Mandela

December 5, 2013 22:42:16 Posted at December 5, 2013 22:42:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, BEN STANSALL/ Anthony Harvey/ Getty

The timing…. It has been confirmed that Nelson Mandela has passed away. Tonight is the UK premiere of Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom. Prince William and Princess Catherine were in attendance. Mandela was 95 years old. The film has the endorsement of his family and Idris Elba’s performance was warmly embraced. Full Story

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Princess Catherine and the pram

December 5, 2013 21:04:20 Posted at December 5, 2013 21:04:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Here are some blurry ass shots of Katy Cambridge pushing Little G around the park in a pram yesterday. She has at least one security with her as you can see but it’s a lot less HIGH ALERT than I thought it would be. I mean, she’s not surrounded. She’s got a few feet of freedom. Seems like a somewhat relaxed detail, right? The princess wants to pretend like she’s an ordinary mother with her infant just enjoying the day. Full Story

Holiday party without Harry

December 5, 2013 20:26:51 Posted at December 5, 2013 20:26:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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James Whatling/ Splash

Prince Harry is trekking to the South Pole. In his absence, his ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend showed up at the same party last night in London. Both Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas attended the Henry Van Straubenzee Christmas Carol Service. Check the difference in their expressions. Full Story

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The Panda and the Royal

November 29, 2013 20:47:26 Posted at November 29, 2013 20:47:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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ip/ Splash

It's a holiday weekend. That should be enough of an excuse to post... Pandas! It's Queen Sofia and a panda. I don't know why she's holding a panda. It doesn't matter. All that matters is it's Friday, it's slow, and pandas make it all better.  Full Story

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The Princess at the (Sports) Ball

November 28, 2013 20:33:33 Posted at November 28, 2013 20:33:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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James Whatling/ Splash

Princess Catherine attended the SportsAid Annual Awards dinner in London tonight. She’s a patron of the organisation. Is this why she skipped the Winter Whites Gala earlier this week? Is one night out away from Little G the rule until he’s, say, 6 months? The gossip answer to that question is, obviously, that she didn’t want to hang out with Taylor Swift. Full Story

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In the absence of a (real) princess…

November 27, 2013 14:48:38 Posted at November 27, 2013 14:48:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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That’s what I wrote yesterday when I posted the Taylor Swift arrival photos from Prince William’s Winter Whites Gala – click here for a refresher. And that was before they sang together.  Can’t get enough of this video. Full Story

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Prince William: Taylor Swift & an albatross

November 26, 2013 21:21:55 Posted at November 26, 2013 21:21:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer, WPA Pool/ Getty

Now there’s a title… Prince Charles and Prince William attended a United for Wildlife meeting today at the Zoological Society of London. During his visit, Will was presented with a toy albatross. Metaphor? They say that baby G keeps screaming. It’s a double duty day for Will today as tonight he’s hosting the Winter Whites Gala at Kensington Palace which is where he lives. Full Story

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A ginger beard for the South Pole

November 26, 2013 15:35:59 Posted at November 26, 2013 15:35:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Handout/ Getty

Prince Harry is scheduled to leave for the South Pole tomorrow on his trek with Walking With The Wounded. In advance of the trip, and to promote the endeavour, Harry gave an interview in which he showed off his ginger beard and talked about how his brother is jealous of his trip because his days are spent looking after a screaming baby. Full Story

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The Cambridges get twerked in the face

November 20, 2013 14:46:18 Posted at November 20, 2013 14:46:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This picture cracked me up. Will and Kate visited a crime prevention charity yesterday called Only Connect supporting young offenders who are trying to rebuild their lives. (Kind of like the work we do at Covenant House Vancouver. The Covenant House Sleepout is happening tomorrow in Vancouver and Toronto. Full Story

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Serenity on the balcony

November 19, 2013 18:44:29 Posted at November 19, 2013 18:44:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Today is Monaco’s National Day. The royal family celebrated with the people. Here are Prince Albert and his Princess participating in the festivities. Charlene looked beautiful and serene in black…without a trace of joy? Oh no, there was joy. She did smile demurely from the balcony next to her husband in his fancy tricked out coat. Full Story

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Recycling and grey hairs

November 19, 2013 16:09:17 Posted at November 19, 2013 16:09:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

The Cambridges stepped out today in England for a crime prevention charity visit to Only Connect. She re-wore the same outfit she had on for another appearance a year ago. So I’m bored. Also she still has grey hairs. You’ll recall, it was pointed out a couple of weeks ago – the Princess and her grey hairs, scandal! And you know she knows that they were talking about it. Full Story

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Her Majesty with Hot Harry and the Wounded

November 14, 2013 15:26:35 Posted at November 14, 2013 15:26:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Getty

Prince Harry leaves on Sunday for Cape Town on his trip with Walking With The Wounded. They’re expected to begin the trek on November 30th and arrive at the South Pole by December 16. Today there was an event at Trafalgar Square where he spoke about the mission and their goals. Yesterday Harry was at Buckingham Place as members of the charity were brought in to meet with Her Majesty in advance of the expedition. Full Story

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Cressie quits dance for Harry

November 11, 2013 15:59:13 Posted at November 11, 2013 15:59:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Matthew Lloyd/ Getty

Cressida Bonas studied dance. Her dream was to be a dancer. But now, according to UK royal gossips, she’s working as a PA at a London office because it would be unbecoming for Prince Harry’s future wife to have “dancer” on her bio. It’s OK that she went to school for it. Full Story

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