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Hot Harry’s Australian proposal

May 7, 2015 15:11:10 Posted at May 7, 2015 15:11:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Just to be clear, he was proposed to. He didn’t propose. Prince Harry met with the public today in Sydney at the end of his secondment with the Australian army. At one point, a 21 year old woman with a MARRY ME sign clutched onto him and managed to get off a kiss. But it wasn’t just the young ladies who went into Harry hysteria. Full Story

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Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Zzzzz

May 4, 2015 15:03:02 Posted at May 4, 2015 15:03:02
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Right? In case you didn’t know. There have been rumours all week, and my friend L even indicated that her secret sources said it was going to be Charlotte all the way back mid-last week. But I didn’t want to think that it was true until, you know, now. I am disappointed. I am frustrated. Full Story

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Kate's courtesy

April 28, 2015 20:04:17 Posted at April 28, 2015 20:04:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princess Catherine was photographed today at Buckingham Palace. Click here to see the pictures. She's driving. Big G is in the backseat. They were going to great granny's for a swim in her pool. And she's a few days past her due date. Full Story

Monday, April 27, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

I keep calling it the Mary Lindo. That’s the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital in London where Princess Catherine will give birth to Big G’s sibling. And where press and royal TwiHards have been gathered for days. It could be any time now. Which is why I was happy to get out of the country before it happened. Because apparently as soon as the child is born, every nutter from all over the kingdom pilgrims over to the capital to celebrate, clogging up an already busy city. My friend Omid hilariously clarified that, “Even the medium crazies will be coming”. I’ve interviewed a full crazy. Her entire house, wall to wall, was jammed with royal memorabilia. You know, like the plates with the Queen’s face on them? Then she built a separate add-on dedicated to all her Diana items.  Read Full Intro

Prince Harry’s weekend off

April 27, 2015 14:52:38 Posted at April 27, 2015 14:52:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hot Prince Harry has been in Australia the last few weeks on secondment with the military. He took a leave this weekend however and joined his father in Turkey to commemorate the centenary of the WWI Gallipoli campaign on Saturday. On Sunday he was home in London for the London Marathon, meeting racers at the finish line and spending time with volunteers. Full Story

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Emma Watson at 25

April 22, 2015 15:29:18 Posted at April 22, 2015 15:29:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Emma Watson just turned 25 last week. She was in New York last night at the TIME 100 event celebrating the list of most influential people, an acknowledgment of her work with the United Nations, crusading for gender equality. I mean it was almost too much to hope for, you know? That she would play Hermione and then grow up and not only not disappoint but also be so… Hermione. Full Story

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Serenity in springtime

April 7, 2015 20:01:21 Posted at April 7, 2015 20:01:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Albert and Princess Charlene of Monaco stepped out today for an awards ceremony. They were also out last week to observe Good Friday. Last week she was supposed to accompany Albert at royal dinner but was apparently down with a cold. And they say she’s been keeping a lower profile to look after the twins. Full Story

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Captain Wales’s final tour

April 6, 2015 13:07:23 Posted at April 6, 2015 13:07:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sorry if I’ve gotten the terminology wrong. I just like how this sounds. Military Harry’s final tour. Like a recording artist. He’s in Australia now to join the Australian Defence Force on secondment for a month before he retires from the British army in June after a decade of service. Full Story

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Tuesday, March 31, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

If you believe the bookies, Princess Catherine will be having a girl. And right now, they’re betting on the girl being called Alice. In second place is Elizabeth, followed by Charlotte and Victoria. I’m a gambling person so, obviously, I’m into this. Because someone’s just put $500 on Alice. Do they know someone who works in the royal kitchen and overheard a conversation? The fact that Alice has suddenly become the frontrunner is suspicious. Or maybe it’s a plant. Maybe the royals themselves had someone make the bet to throw people off the real name. But then again, what’s the point?

There are only, like, 10 options. The list isn’t very long. And it’s not like the Queen would ever allow her grandchild to be called Jasmine.  Read Full Intro

Benedict Cumberbatch reads a poem to a king

March 27, 2015 15:12:18 Posted at March 27, 2015 15:12:18
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In 2012 the remains of King Richard III were discovered beneath a parking lot in Leicester, England. It’s an incredible story and I don’t know how it wasn’t a bigger deal—England, was this a huge deal to you? Richard III died at the Battle of Bosworth Field in 1485 and his remains were thought lost for centuries. Full Story

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Seclusion begins

March 27, 2015 14:01:05 Posted at March 27, 2015 14:01:05
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Prince William and Catherine stepped out today to visit the Stephen Lawrence Centre in London. Apparently it’s her final appearance before going into seclusion to have the baby, the spare. Supposedly she’s due at the end of April. So, like, an anniversary spare? They were married on April 29th. Full Story

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A summer without Harry

March 20, 2015 16:47:06 Posted at March 20, 2015 16:47:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry is leaving the army. But first, for four weeks starting mid April, he’ll be in Australia, seconded to the Australian Defence Force stationed in Darwin, Perth, and Sydney. Then he’s off to New Zealand before heading to Africa for the entire summer participating in “field-based conservation work”. Full Story

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No Spring Break for Royals

March 18, 2015 17:13:58 Posted at March 18, 2015 17:13:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s not Spring Break for everyone. And definitely not Princess Catherine who stepped out again today for a visit to the Brookhill Children’s Centre in Woolwich. She was just out yesterday for St Patrick’s Day. That’s at least 6 public appearances in the last two weeks. As I’ve been saying, they’re cramming it all in before she goes on maternity leave. Full Story

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Luck of the Irish

March 17, 2015 17:39:41 Posted at March 17, 2015 17:39:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It's St Patrick's Day. I wore some green today for the debate. And Irish luck was invoked on my behalf. And Duana is Irish. So she's expecting an acknowledgment. She called it a "fly by the seat of your pants" kind of luck. That was pretty much me. Full Story

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