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A loving royal gaze

June 17, 2014 14:06:59 Posted at June 17, 2014 14:06:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Order of the Garter service happened yesterday in London where both Prince Charles and Prince William were in attendance. Princess Catherine was there to support her father-in-law and husband. Camilla couldn’t come because she’s sick. She’s done this before, Katy Cambridge, but if it were me and Jacek, we would not be able to keep a straight face looking at all those feathers. Full Story

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Big G has a weapon

June 16, 2014 16:39:38 Posted at June 16, 2014 16:39:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, James Whatling/ Splash

Big G was also at the polo match yesterday to watch his dad and his uncle ride around on horses. He didn’t seem all that interested. Dressed in seersucker pink, Bruiser, as usual, was a handful, determined to get out of his mother’s arms so that he could wrap his chubby fingers around a mallet and go find someone to club in the head. Full Story

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Um. Yeah.

June 16, 2014 16:12:41 Posted at June 16, 2014 16:12:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, James Whatling/ Splash

I dedicate the first photo attached to Dlisted’s Michael K because Hot Harry on Horse is sitting, spread out, and, UM, YEAH. This is the second in what will be a series of three quick royal posts. Here we focus on Prince Harry in green. And sweaty. Playing polo in support of Centrepoint, of which the Cambridges are patrons. Full Story

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Pull my fingers

June 16, 2014 15:50:03 Posted at June 16, 2014 15:50:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Trooping The Colour happened this weekend in London to celebrate Her Majesty’s birthday. Everyone has to show up for this one. Princess Catherine rode her with mother and brother-in-law to Buckingham Palace. Who wouldn’t want to ride with Hot Harry? When you ride with Hot Harry, you’re on the party bus. Full Story

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Brange and a Royal

June 13, 2014 13:38:26 Posted at June 13, 2014 13:38:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Brange was back at the Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict today in London. She wore peplum. He wore boots. And looked very trim in his suit. He was there to support the Jolie as she delivered the closing remarks for the event. You can read her speech here Full Story

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Harry, a goat, and Cressie

June 11, 2014 14:46:09 Posted at June 11, 2014 14:46:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Prince Harry was out yesterday at the 50th anniversary screening of Zulu in London where he hung out with a goat. I could look at Hot Harry with an animal all day. Meanwhile, his ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas was out at the Art Antiques Fair and then went clubbing. Not sure about those pants. But the open-back top had to be tempting…for someone. Full Story

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A garden party and Grandfather’s birthday

June 10, 2014 20:55:58 Posted at June 10, 2014 20:55:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Philip is 93 years old today. Maclean’s rounded up some of his good and so-bad-they’re-good moments over the years. The Duke celebrated his birthday by going to work. At the Queen’s garden party. It’s quite a contrast in comparison to those Cambridges, William and Catherine, who’ve come under some criticism lately for being lazy. Full Story

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Princess Catherine launches the America’s Cup

June 10, 2014 15:11:12 Posted at June 10, 2014 15:11:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Katy Cambridge was at the National Maritime Museum today in London attending the launch of the British challenger team for the 35th America’s Cup. She looked very pretty in a white and black dress. Yesterday, Prince William was with David Beckham, also in London, at the launch of the United for Wildlife campaign at Google Town Hall. Full Story

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Double Serenity?

June 4, 2014 15:51:22 Posted at June 4, 2014 15:51:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s a report coming out of Germany about Charlene of Serenity’s pregnancy… She’s having Monaco’s twins? Do twins run in the Grimaldi family? Apparently her dad told a friend who told everyone. Full Story

Monday, June 2, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

How do you think Prince Charles feels today? Spain’s King Juan Carlos announced this morning that he will abdicate the throne, stepping aside for his son Prince Felipe. Felipe is 46 years old. Charles is 65. And he’s been waiting …forever.

Then again, Queen Elizabeth is decidedly more popular – at least right now – than King Juan Carlos. People are mad at Juan Carlos. And they’re mad at him about money. It’s a lot harder to get over than being perceived to be “insensitive”.

Did you have a good weekend? Angelina Jolie had a great weekend. Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent exceeded box office estimates for a gross of almost $70 million, making it her biggest opening ever. So she’s halfway there. Halfway to what? Well, there’s also Unbroken later this year. And if she can mount an award season campaign on a drama, after Maleficent’s commercial success, it’ll be another one of those I WIN AT EVERYTHING moments that set her apart from everyone else.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Princes on horses

June 2, 2014 20:41:45 Posted at June 2, 2014 20:41:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s never going to be a time when I don’t post any photos I can of these two on their horses doing their sport of kings thing. At least not until they start looking really bad in tight white pants. At what age do men start looking sh-tty in tight white pants? These two? If Hot Harry can hold his beer bloat off? Well past their 40s, for sure. Full Story

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Serenity’s having a baby!

May 30, 2014 15:57:43 Posted at May 30, 2014 15:57:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Oh. Holy. Sh-t. She did it! Monaco royals have just announced, with “immense joy”, that Charlene of High Serenity is pregnant! Finally! A legitimate heir to the House of Grimaldi! Here are Charlene and Prince Albert at the Grand Prix of Monaco last weekend. She smiled at him and let him put her hand on his knee. Full Story

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Hot Harry has a suit and play clothes

May 29, 2014 21:33:04 Posted at May 29, 2014 21:33:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Eamonn M. McCormack/ Getty

Prince Harry was out today at the Inspire Suffolk event in Ipswich, England. He wore a suit to say a few words and then later changed into play clothes to kick around in. Very practical. Unlike the last time he was hanging out in a playground and couldn't get out of his suit and tie. Who looks after these matters? Is there someone who manages the schedule to determine what he'll need? And then what? Do they call him up and tell him -- remember Harry, tomorrow you're doing the thing at the thing so you'll need to pack a change of clothes. Full Story

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Princess Catherine goes red in Scotland

May 29, 2014 13:39:45 Posted at May 29, 2014 13:39:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Cambridges were in Scotland today. On the schedule: touring a distillery and a village fete. In other words: PARTY TIME. Well, as much as these two can party. Those aren’t exactly party clothes. Sh-t, if they’re expected to hit up a distillery and a “village fete”, can’t the wardrobe requirement be relaxed, a little? Speaking of wardrobe… There was a situation earlier this week when a German publication acquired some upskirt-in-the-wind shots of Kate’s bare ass from when they were on tour in Australia. Full Story

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