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Hot Harry and his backpack

September 30, 2015 21:20:03 Posted at September 30, 2015 21:20:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry walked 17 miles today with Walking With The Wounded for their Walk of Britain. Harry joined the team for part of their 1,000 mile scheduled journey that is supposed to conclude in November at Buckingham Palace. As you can see, he looks f-cking adorable in his backpack and of course he was sweet and friendly to onlookers and well-wishers along the route. Full Story

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Will hugs Katy’s “gringe”

September 28, 2015 15:35:31 Posted at September 28, 2015 15:35:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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My friend Lorella, who lives in England, texted me this morning: They’re calling Kate’s hair a “gringe”. Grown out fringe. I think that’s worse than the actual haircut. Would you avoid a haircut because the actual name of the haircut sucks? “Gringe” is a terrible word. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge or Russell Brand?

September 25, 2015 17:01:12 Posted at September 25, 2015 17:01:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princess Catherine visited the Rehabilitation of Addicted Prisoners Trust at HMP today, meeting with inmates struggling with addiction. It was a secret engagement and the press were asked not to release the information until after she’d left. Hilariously, according to the Daily Mail Full Story

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Hot Harry in a hard hat

September 23, 2015 14:22:30 Posted at September 23, 2015 14:22:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princes William and Harry were in Manchester today participating in the BBC series DIY SOS, renovating homes for ex-service personnel. “Dude with a tool belt” is not my preferred choice of stripper but in this case, I’ll take it. You think Hot Harry is a cat-caller? I was cat-called recently. Full Story

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Harry and his Camilla back together?

September 8, 2015 21:14:57 Posted at September 8, 2015 21:14:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’ve always said that Chelsy Davy just might be Prince Harry’s Camilla: the one he can never forget. Their last breakup was right after Will and Kate’s wedding in 2011. It’s the longest stretch of time that they’ve been apart, having had an on-off situation for 7 years. Full Story

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She’s not a princess

July 22, 2015 14:04:15 Posted at July 22, 2015 14:04:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But she looks like Lady Gaga, doesn’t she? A little? This is Jazmin Grace Grimaldi. She’s the oldest child of Prince Albert of Monaco…but not a princess, with no claim to the Monegasque throne, because she’s considered to be “illegitimate” and according to Monaco succession laws, the monarch has to be married to the mother of the child for the child to be recognised. Full Story

Big G leans in

July 21, 2015 19:06:13 Posted at July 21, 2015 19:06:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince Big G turns 2 tomorrow. And, paupers, because he’s the only one who matters, Kensington Palace released a new photo of him from his sister’s christening, taken by Mario Testino. Look who's turning two tomorrow! #HappyBirthdayPrinceGeorge Full Story

Friday, July 17, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Last Friday we ended the day with old crusty ass Prince Philip who barked at a photographer, “Just take the f-cking picture” while posing at an event. Click here  Read Full Intro

The Prince of her Heart

July 13, 2015 13:59:20 Posted at July 13, 2015 13:59:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Albert of Monaco celebrated 10 years on the throne this weekend. The twins were brought out for the occasion. And his wife, the Serene Charlene, even spoke French for the first time in public, taking the microphone to tell him: "[Prince] Albert I was the Explorer, Rainier III was the Prince-Builder, and you are the Prince of Hearts, of my heart. Full Story

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Old people cussing: Royal Edition

July 10, 2015 20:20:44 Posted at July 10, 2015 20:20:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

You hear about this year? Several senior members of the British royal family were out today to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. Later on there was a photo taken with veterans. And, well, old crusty Prince Philip got impatient and this is what happened: Just take the f-cking picture! Twice! He’s always been the one who talks all kinds of sh-t, non? And, well, you know how it is when people get older. Full Story

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Big G & Charlotte: new photos

July 9, 2015 14:48:14 Posted at July 9, 2015 14:48:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kensington Palace has just released new shots of the royal family, taken by Mario Testino, from Princess Charlotte’s christening. There’s a family portrait, with the Cambridges as a fourpiece joined by Her Majesty – who is beaming! – on the couch, surrounded by all the Middletons and Prince Charles and Camilla. Full Story