This seems to be the thesis of the Vogue profile on Scarlett Johansson. She covers the new issue. More on the article in a minute. First the photos:It’s Mario Testino so, you know, meh. HOWEVER...Her shots with Mark Ruffalo are beautiful. Particularly that smirk on her face. You see that smirk? That’s the Scarjo you know. Full Story

For two months, Jessica Biel kept her engagement ring locked down, presumably trying, unsuccessfully, to secure an exclusive with a magazine. Then a change in tactic - over the last two weeks though, she’s been waving it around hard, most obviously as she was seated courtside at the Laker game on March 11. Full Story

The Oscars are over. It’s the summer box office now that is the new priority. Today a full trailer for The Avengers was released. Here, watch: Thoughts? I like it. A LOT.And Scarjo is allowed to speak now! This time, it’s Jeremy Renner who’s been reduced to background. Still, in that final shot of the 6 of them getting ready for battle, I had to laugh at the fact that all she has is a little gun in her hand when the rest of them are all tricked out with hammers, shields, rockets, and the like. Full Story

What did I tell you about the kind of man who wears these kinds of caps? It’s a douche cap. And Nate Naylor, better known as Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend, sounds - and looks - like a douche bag. According to Gawker, Nate was at a bar in December where he ran into his ex-girlfriend and her current partner. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson is on holiday in Hawaii with her boyfriend Nate Naylor, the “most beautiful” man in the world. Like he’s the aesthetic winner in this relationship. But what are you playing at here, Scarjo?Shots on the beach? Bikinis and affection? No attempt to hide, no misspelled sign accusing photographers are harassment? I can’t figure out if it’s for her own benefit or for his. Full Story

There was an Obama fundraiser last night in New York with all kinds of fashion people. Scarlett Johansson attended with her brother and not her “most beautiful” boyfriend who wears douchebag baseball caps. The event was hosted by Vogue which is why the style question came up, specifically in relation to the surging Rick Santorum’s sweater vests. Full Story

Scarjo was spotted holding hands and arm-in-arming with a new dude the other day in New York. Click here to revisit the original post. His name is Nate Naylor, some kind of advertising executive. At the time, it was observed that, you know, Naylor is not Blake Lively’s aesthetic equal. Full Story

Is it?Scarlett Johansson was photographed arm in arm, hand in hand with some dude yesterday. The British tabloids are speculating he might be one of theirs based on...well...nothing really, only that she may be interested in moving to London which her reps have reportedly refuted. Whoever he is, he’s not famous in the way of Page Six and Us Weekly. Full Story

What comes next? Who do you name? Winslet? Firth? Hanks? Jodie Foster? Would you ever, EVER!!!!!! suggest Scarlett Johansson to round out that series?Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… And SCARLETT JOHANSSON???Scarjo was interviewed by USA Today for We Bought A Zoo where she expressed her disdain for the term “Scarjo”. Full Story

My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, as you know if you’ve been reading my blog long enough, is all about feng shui and energy and protecting yourself against the bad sh-t. One time we looked at house on the market that turned out to be “dirty”, and for weeks afterwards, that spirit would not leave me. Full Story

This is what I meant when I wrote in the previous article that Scarlett Johansson needs to get with Colin Farrell. Because look at him. He has never been hotter. And so the fact that he’s single, or the fact that he’s not dating anyone famous...well... it’s a waste of Good Gossip.Imagine Scarjo giving Colin Farrell a cock-rub with her foot. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson had a crusty face on in New York last night, presumably in town to begin a round of publicity for the upcoming We Bought a Zoo opening on December 23. Scarjo is never great with paps, unless of course she’s going out of her way to be great with paps when she knows she has to sell it (funny how that is, non?), but right now I wonder if it’s more than just the paps; right now I Photo Assume that it’s also a lot of Blake Lively. Full Story

Maybe not the worst, worst, worst hook-up of the year, but definitely down there. Down there for sure. It was around the Oscars. Word got out that they were hanging out. And then a TMZ photo confirmed it. Of the two of them at lunch, her foot between his legs as she was putting a fork in her mouth. Full Story

How did she DO that?I have loved saying this for the last 6 months. 2011 was the year Blake Lively showed us her game. And she balled over Leonardo DiCaprio in the process. Blake moved on from Leo of course with Ryan Reynolds who used to be married to Scarlett Johansson. It’s not the first time the two have clashed. Full Story