Well that explains everything

November 25, 2009 10:03:05 Posted at November 25, 2009 10:03:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s all about the beginning. We all remember our first.

What if your first was Shauna Sand? Would that send you off the pussy forever?

Shauna has revealed to Star Magazine that she plucked Chace Crawford when he was 18 and that they used to f-ck in her apartment. According to the article he couldn’t get enough of her fake tits and nasty ass lips and she in turn gushes about how he parlayed his pretty until some kinky wild sexy times.

I guess it was so memorable, Chace doesn’t feel any woman can match Shauna’s abilities. At least not in the city. She’s ruined him for the girls.

Remember when Chace pretended to date Carrie Underwood? Country Bitch followed up Shauna Sand? You know what it is. This is a Fried Rice Day.

Am attaching photos of Shauna at the pumpkin patch last month because, well, what else do you wear at the pumpkin patch? And Chace at an event in New York last week. The prettiness is overwhelming.


Photos from Wenn.com

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