It’s like grandpa’s hamming it up in Charlize Theron’s hat (The Superficial)

Holy F-CKING AWKWARD (Dlisted)

Jeff Goldblum’s everyday voice is a sex voice and I can’t stop laughing (Too Fab)

Yeah, yeah, Kate Winslet in a robe but ALAN RICKMAN! (Just Jared)

I can never, ever remember what James Franco’s girlfriend looks like (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Lawrence’s new short hair undone (Pop Sugar)

Reese Witherspoon = Tara Reid HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA (Cele|bitchy)

You know, I don’t hate this suit (Socialite Life)

Kristen Stewart doesn’t want Robert Pattinson to talk to Reese Witherspoon? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Love the top, hate the jeans (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Sasha’s INTO a leather vest in LifeStyle

This. THIS. Is how your dad’s third wife is spending his money? WTF? (Dlisted)

JLH brought her tits to Ellen and Matthew (Too Fab)

Ryan Lochte should be best friends with Kanye West’s girlfriends ex-husband (The Superficial)

This black peephole dress looks great on Emily Blunt (Just Jared)

I really don’t like this colour purple (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson who makes goo goo faces at the dog (Pop Sugar)

No. NOOOOOOOO! Is Country Brange... in trouble?! (Cele|bitchy)

When Russell Brand came on to Xenu (Evil Beet Gossip)

Did Janet Jackson quit for love? (The Blemish)

Michael Buble totally needs Duana to name-nerd his child (US Weekly)

Sasha Finds white pants in LifeStyle. 

By the time you get to the word “mongoose” in this article, you’ll be on the floor (Dlisted)

Han talks to Chewie! (The Superficial)

Little Sci’s 7 years (Too Fab)

Oh yeah, remember when Drew and Cam used to go to Coachella? (Pop Sugar)

TILDAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cele|bitchy)

Annie’s hair is the most influential (Just Jared)

Did anyone else think this was Rebecca Romijn? (Hollywood Tuna)

Add to your playlists: Florence + Gatsby (Pink Is The New Blog)

Girl who dresses like an asshole at Coachella gives finger to the paps. Right. (Popoholic)

I can’t... I mean... I just... WHAT IS THIS DRESS??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Sasha’s Into silver leather Bermuda shorts. That’s not a typo. In LifeStyle.

Tori Spelling wants you to look at her boasting about what her body looks like after four kids with KFed Jr (Dlisted)

Kid Rock vs JT and Jay-Z (Too Fab)

Sex tape, wedding video, totally the same (The Superficial)

Good dress jacket on Chrissy Teigen (Just Jared)

HATE Heather Graham’s shoes (Hollywood Tuna)

My ma always used to tell me this looked low classy. Is that sexist? (Pop Sugar)

Jada Pinkett Smith is a terrible writer (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried + the Smurfs (Popcrush)

This is totally kind of sort like how I want Rachel McAdams to be with Jake Gyllenhaal, or Kristen Stewart to be with Leonardo DiCaprio, isn’t it? (Romance Beat)

Oh this made me cry! (Towleroad)

Would you feel sorry for Kanye West’s girlfriend if she wasn’t Kanye West’s girlfriend anymore? (The Superficial)

Teens are bored, condom edition (Dlisted)

HBC > Lindsay Lohan, OBVIOUSLY (Too Fab)

Justin Timberlake at a weekend wedding (Pop Sugar)

Emily Blunt covers InStyle (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey’s suit doesn’t fit him as well as it used to (Just Jared)

This is Sofia Vergara’s cousin for real (Hollywood Tuna)

Weird. Because the less I sleep, the more I eat (Amy Grindhouse)

Well HELLO Trudy (Popoholic)

The worst dress you’ll see all week. Promise. (Go Fug Yourself)

Movie Awards photos have been posted to LifeStyle

Please. She was seated in the front. The cameras cut to her perfectly. This was planned. Totally, totally planned. (Dlisted)

For sale: Beyonce in bikinis (Too Fab)

Who was the last person you expected at Coachella? (The Superficial)

Really not into the dark hair on Chris Evans (Just Jared)

Models and the Coachella uniform (Hollywood Tuna)

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady date night (Pop Sugar)

It turns out that Tom Hiddleston on stage is actually more annoying than Tom Hiddleston on Twitter (Cele|bitchy)

Some Twi-Hard threw her pubes at Hugh Jackman (Socialite Life)

Tom Cruise is apparently trying to purchase a new girlfriend? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

The woman with a billion dollar empire still needs people to buy her onesies? (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Sasha Finds cut-out dresses in LifeStyle

Brenda Walsh and the doves forever, ok? FOR-EH-VER. (Dlisted)

Alec Baldwin’s daughter certainly seems like she might not mind pap attention and they’ll start paying attention now, won’t they? (The Superficial)

Jenny McCarthy’s sloping bob cut. Thoughts? (Too Fab)

NO. Matthew McConaughey stopped side-parting and it sucks (Pop Sugar)

Wouldn’t it be great if Snooki went on the GOOP elimination diet? (Cele|bitchy)

A new Romeo & Juliet ...without Leonardo DiCaprio (Just Jared)

Heather Locklear and her 18 year old daughter (Hollywood Tuna)

How Kanye West’s girlfriend is trying to convince you she’s tight with Princess Catherine (IDLYITW)

Hans Solo for the gays (Towleroad)

Amy & Tina and other awesome video bombs (Buzzfeed)

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Sasha Finds bohemian bridal options and leather shorts in LifeStyle

Don’t you love when a bystander says everything that you want to say? (Dlisted)

Oreos must love Gwyneth Paltrow (The Superficial)

What The Khaleesi looks like without makeup (Too Fab)

Kristen Stewart’s birthday present for #RobstenisUnbroken (Pop Sugar)

Miley and Liam’s wedding somehow became about his brother’s wife Elsa Pataky (Cele|bitchy)

AWFUL skirt on Sophia Bush (Just Jared)

When did underwear become swim wear? (Hollywood Tuna)

Katniss hugs Prim who’s wearing an awesome braid! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Alyssa Milano in a tight white dress (Popoholic)

Andrea Riseborough wears a terrible flesh coloured dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Kate Upton had options. And she went with THIS!? (Dlisted)

Jenny Humphries is back -- and she’s totally the same (Too Fab)

In other words, she’s aspiring to be Kanye West’s next girlfriend? (The Superficial)

Great jacket on Marion Cotillard (Just Jared)

Mini Sofia Vergara (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh look. Another Twilight copycat that’s supposed to make you horny (Pop Sugar)

Alexanders Skarsgard wearing GOOP’s Williams-Sonoma colour combination (Cele|bitchy)

Whyyyy do we have to keep replaying this video? (Evil Beet Gossip)

I was really, really excited for a minute hoping that this happened... (Romance Beat)

Megan Fox looks good with red hair. Are we fighting? (Hollywood PQ)

OK now I don’t want to shave the side of my head anymore (Dlisted)

From some angles, doesn’t she look like Miley Cyrus? (The Superficial)

Great. Now the ex-wife is going to sleep with Gerard Butler again, or someone equally gross, just to answer back (Too Fab)

Marcel is delicious! (Pop Sugar)

Salma Hayek, homemaker (Cele|bitchy)

Yeah. Maxim. That’s about right. (Just Jared)

Pfft Christina Hendricks (Hollywood Tuna)

Can we give Taylor Swift credit for not letting Terry Richardson creep on her the way he creeps on everyone else? (Amy Grindhouse)

Not sure who she is but at least she knows how to dress for Vegas (Popoholic)

LOVE THIS OUTFIT SOOOOOOOO MUCH (Go Fug Yourself)

Good to know, little boys are still pulling each others’ pants down (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes matched her bikini to her shades to her accessories...but she claims she didn’t want to be photographed (Too Fab)

Jessica Alba and Nicole Richie bikini-off (The Superficial)

These shots are making me hot (Just Jared)

Um, this woman has fans??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle Berry’s baby bump (Pop Sugar)

Eva Mendes hasn’t moved in with Ryan Gosling yet so naturally that means he’s getting back with Rachel McAdams (Cele|bitchy)

Nina and Ian make a young fan really happy (Socialite Life)

Posh really did downsize (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Rumer’s hair looks really fake (I'm Not Obsessed)

Tom Cruise needs more heat on his ass (Dlisted)

No. The scariest part of Scary Movie 5 is that Lindsay Lohan’s face will be like that, or worse, forever (Too Fab)

See? Not even a billionaire can escape the Lindsay Lohan curse (The Superficial)

Braid porn, by Selena Gomez -- check the video (Just Jared)

I’m telling you -- how are Victoria Justice and Vanessa Marcil not the same person? (Hollywood Tuna)

ZOOM! Kristen and Rob are holding hands! (Pop Sugar)

James McAvoy on female pubic baldness (Cele|bitchy)

Princess Catherine plays pingpong. And she looks like she’s about to slam Prince William (US Weekly)

Again. HOW did this end up at the Oscars?! (The Blemish)

Ryan Lochte wants to be Kanye West’s girlfriend (Pink Is The New Blog)

Justin Bieber is now officially interfering with the education (Dlisted)

Johnny Depp gave Ke$ha the business with his eyes. As IF (The Superficial)

This Is 40 and what it bought (Too Fab)

Does Angelina Jolie hate her Brad Pitt diamond? (Cele|bitchy)

Peggy Olson in a bra and blazer (Just Jared)

I like this simple outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

A gay man becomes Madison (Towleroad)

Jon Snow might be a bastard, but Kit Harington is apparently Posh (Buzzfeed)

Love this Jessica Alba beach dress (Popoholic)

See, the only thing I mind about this outfit is the hem of the dress. It’s not finished (Go Fug Yourself)

Breaking: Jon Hamm is still freeballing (Dlisted)

Country Bitch’s perfect life and marriage featured on the cover of the MiniVan bible (Too Fab)

It’s like she’s literally posing on the beach with her bruises and a bag of dirty money (The Superficial)

Tom Hardy with a kid isn’t quite as cute as Tom Hardy with a puppy (Just Jared)

I hate all of these swimsuits (Hollywood Tuna)

Gisele travels with Vivian (Pop Sugar)

Really, REALLY not feeling Hedi Slimane’s direction for Saint Laurent (Cele|bitchy)

What happened to Courtney Love’s voice? And why am I obsessed with this commercial? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Remember when you used to ship Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky? (Romance Beat)

Ashley Tisdale changes her hair colour (Hollywood PQ)