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May 28, 2014 18:49:47 Posted at May 28, 2014 18:49:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But today, the Rock cries out to us, clearly, forcefully,
Come, you may stand upon my
Back and face your distant destiny,
But seek no haven in my shadow.
I will give you no more hiding place down here.
You, created only a little lower than
The angels, have crouched too long in
The bruising darkness,
Have lain too long
Face down in ignorance.
Your mouths spilling words
Armed for slaughter.
The Rock cries out today, you may stand on me,
But do not hide your face.

So they were smoking weed. My problem is the word that was used – the racial slur. (Dlisted)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart still talk (Just Jared)

Michelle Rodriguez looks great in this black bikini (The Superficial)

Amber Heard won’t stop trying to make Amber Heard happen (Cele|bitchy)

Miley in all silver at World Music Awards (Hollywood Tuna)

I like Kristen Stewart’s white kicks (Pop Sugar)

Cindy Crawford and her daughter can’t take a bad photo (Too Fab)

Xavier Dolan wrote Leonardo DiCaprio a letter (Hollywood PQ)

These are beautiful wedding photos (Romance Beat)

Is Taylor Swift jealous of Kacey Musgraves or vice versa? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

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May 27, 2014 19:22:31 Posted at May 27, 2014 19:22:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow should start cooking for Charlize Theron (Dlisted)

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson on Memorial Day (Just Jared)

They didn’t like Mac Culkin’s pizza (The Superficial)

The tv executives didn’t find Benedict Cumberbatch sexy (Cele|bitchy)

Channing Tatum thinks Shia LaBeouf should just shut up and act too (Too Fab)

Kate Beckinsale on Memorial Day (Hollywood Tuna)

Novak Djokovic being super cute (Towleroad)

Um. AWESOME (Pop Sugar)

I hate these sandals (Popoholic)

Charlene of Serenity is smiling (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 26, 2014 20:16:54 Posted at May 26, 2014 20:16:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JB was actually less annoying than that wedding this weekend (Dlisted)

Sofia Vergara is single now (TooFab)

Not going to lie. I found this pretty riveting (The Superficial)

And the Ashton Kutcher hero worship continues (Just Jared)

Most low classy use of measuring tape (Hollywood Tuna)

Wonder if Christina Ricci will be more chill about her baby than she was about her wedding (Pop Sugar)

I take the “not so much” option here (Cele|bitchy)

I saw Matt Bomer in our building last week. For 10 minutes I just stared (Socialite Life)

As IF Solange would write a book about it (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I’d love it if someone asked Eva Longoria about George Clooney’s engagement (I'm Not Obsessed)

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May 23, 2014 21:01:53 Posted at May 23, 2014 21:01:53
Jacek Posted by Jacek

Crazy end of week shoots for Lainey so you’re heading off for the weekend with me…

I’m with Miley on this one (Dlisted)

This is one fine looking outfit (The Superficial)

Bradley Cooper is a large Longhorn (Just Jared)

She is so hot when she doesn’t speak (Cele|bitchy)

Olsen expressions (Pop Sugar)

Will Ferrell and Chad Smith drum-off (Too Fab)

I still can’t look at Selena’s sandy parts and not think it’s wrong (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Bronze Jessica Alba statues! (Hollywood Tuna)

Katy Perry’s rainbow vagina dress (Evil Beet Gossip)

Marion Cotillard looking 90 (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 22, 2014 19:33:39 Posted at May 22, 2014 19:33:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Kate Hudson’s outfit in LifeStyle

Would you try Madonna’s fringe? (Dlisted)

Hushpuppy for Armani (Just Jared)

Bendy & Depp (Cele|bitchy)

Pregnant Rachel Bilson in a bikini (The Superficial)

Reese Witherspoon’s husband is supposedly making changes (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Julia Roberts can’t believe people would talk sh-t about her – look at her face (Pop Sugar)

Porny’s anniversary (Too Fab)

Good fishtail braid (Hollywood Tuna)

Every pair of jeans seems to look great on Minka Kelly (Popoholic)

Mia Wasikowska made great style choices in Cannes (Go Fug Yourself)
 

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May 21, 2014 18:25:01 Posted at May 21, 2014 18:25:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s so nice to see Jake Gyllenhaal again (Dlisted)

Remember when Jessica Alba said she doesn’t want to be a sex symbol? (Just Jared)

God I hate hate HATE this dress on Jessica Chastain
(The Superficial)

Lupita speaks Spanish (Cele|bitchy)

I just wish this jumpsuit was a different colour (Hollywood Tuna)

Party girls in Cannes (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Simpson’s kids have the same mouth (Too Fab)

Oh look! Drew Barrymore is showing you her baby on PEOPLE! (Hollywood PQ)

Instagram engagements (Romance Beat)

STAR Magazine says that Julia Roberts is getting a divorce (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

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May 20, 2014 18:11:59 Posted at May 20, 2014 18:11:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nip-synching is a thing now (Dlisted)

Who Bieber’s partying with (The Superficial)

Halle Berry says boys and girls suck differently (Just Jared)

Kate Winslet defends Rock’n’roll (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Swift’s floral romper (Too Fab)

I hated Wolf Of Wall Street. And now I hate it even more (Hollywood Tuna)

This is AMAZING (Towleroad)

Oh yeah, remember when Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz kissed on a surfboard (Pop Sugar)

I like how Alba layers (Popoholic)

I can’t actually decide on this dress for Zoe Saldana (Go Fug Yourself)
 

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May 19, 2014 21:01:30 Posted at May 19, 2014 21:01:30
Jacek Posted by Jacek

It’s a choice between writing Tingles or interviewing the world’s biggest movie star for Lainey.  So I Tingle…

Who needs to read and write when you have “talent”? (Dlisted)

Kanye and soon to be wife’s wedding details (TooFab)

Lilo is working again (The Superficial)

Sandler + Barrymore is the perfect storm of turd movie making (Just Jared)

Sofia Vergara in a tight white dryess! (Hollywood Tuna)

5 times Carrie + Miranda (Pop Sugar)

Avril’s ex on getting sober why he had to. Scary. Wouldn’t have recognized him (Cele|bitchy

Ronaldo strips down for Spanish Vogue (Socialite Life)

I think it’s his upper lip/tooth combination (Pajiba)

Dirty Hot Hudgens (I'm Not Obsessed)

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May 16, 2014 20:31:11 Posted at May 16, 2014 20:31:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OMG, my book, Listen To The Squawking Chicken, is #1 this week on the Canadian Non-Fiction Bestseller List! Thank you so much Canada! Have a great weekend everyone!

Sasha Finds JLO, Miley, and Blake steeze in LifeStyle

Ew. F-ck. I’d rather just have sex with myself than swing with these two (Dlisted)

Rihanna in a pink wig (The Superficial)

A lot of people showed up for Barbara Walters’s retirement party (Just Jared)

Benedict Cumberbatch and flowers (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Lawrence’s chin hair looks better than John Travolta’s (Pop Sugar)

Nina Dobrev lightened her hair (Too Fab)

Does Justin Theroux hate Jennifer Aniston’s writing? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

God I hate this dress on Elizabeth Hurley (Hollywood Tuna)

Tyra Banks’s new docu-series (Towleroad)

Elle Fanning was all pink for Letterman (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 15, 2014 19:22:21 Posted at May 15, 2014 19:22:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Gwyneth’s yellow shoes in LifeStyle

As expected, Rihanna and Drake couldn’t last. Again. (Dlisted)

Julianne Moore’s hair is SO shiny (Just Jared)

Tom Hiddleston and Sienna Miller to play lovers (Cele|bitchy)

Zac Efron really, REALLY wants to be a superhero  (The Superficial)

Tina Fey’s theory about women on late night (Pajiba)

Sh-t. Is this what Johnny Depp has been fighting? (Pop Sugar)

You see what I mean when I say they let anyone onto that carpet in Cannes? (Too Fab)

What’s up Lindsay Lohan’s nose? (Hollywood Tuna)

I really want to know what Selena Gomez is carrying (Popoholic)

I dunno, I like what Maggie Gyllenhaal is wearing here (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 14, 2014 18:27:08 Posted at May 14, 2014 18:27:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You have to be some kind of classy to get into a fight at a mini golf course (Dlisted)

Hugh Jackman on his nakedness (Just Jared)

Two dudes threw down over Miranda Kerr (The Superficial)

Rita Ora is fit (Hollywood Tuna)

Celebrities on boats (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston has more thoughts on her hair (Cele|bitchy)

Jenny McCarthy in a bikini (Too Fab)

Porny bride on the Fourth of July (Hollywood PQ)

Christie Brinkley Uptown Girl birthday wish (Romance Beat)

Kristen Stewart directs (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

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May 13, 2014 19:02:51 Posted at May 13, 2014 19:02:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why hasn’t Alec Baldwin moved out of New York yet? (Dlisted)

I’m surprised at how UNexciting Avril Lavigne’s bikini is (The Superficial)

What Emily Blunt and John Krasinski’s baby looks like (Just Jared)

Michael Fassbender’s kind of woman (Cele|bitchy)

LOVE Evan Rachel Wood’s look (Too Fab)

I like the off-the-shoulder detail of this dress (Hollywood Tuna)

I’d watch this video over and over again (Towleroad)

Jennifer Lawrence looks so young in these photos (Pop Sugar)

Oh yeah. Remember when Eva Longoria never “dated” George Clooney? (Popoholic)

I really wish they didn’t make Shailene Woodley’s leg look like this (Go Fug Yourself)

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May 12, 2014 18:57:45 Posted at May 12, 2014 18:57:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarjo and her fiancé went to an English wedding (Dlisted)

KFed Jr is forgiven, I guess (TooFab)

Hate this dress that Jennifer Lawrence is wearing (The Superficial)

Posh in white feathers (Just Jared)

Jessica Alba in a silver dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Mac Culkin wears Ryan Gosling (Pop Sugar)

Apparently people over in England still think Lindsay Lohan has a career (Cele|bitchy)

Harry Styles almost gives us a shot of his dick (Socialite Life)

Pippa Middleton lost her column…because she’s BORING (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Halle Berry on Mother’s Day and she’s still with Olivier Martinez (I'm Not Obsessed)

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May 9, 2014 20:29:07 Posted at May 9, 2014 20:29:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have a problem and it’s been distracting me all day. I’m sorry. Hopefully after the weekend I’ll be over it, this obsession. For me, it’s like a video game you can’t stop playing. It’s Tinder. I am addicted to playing on other people’s Tinders. All I ever want to do is swipe their Tinders.

Duana and I were talking about this last night. HOW DID WE GET SO RIPPED OFF? Why wasn’t there Tinder when I was 18-28???

Is this why parents and grandparents are so into Facebook? That’s who Facebook is for now. Old people. I’m an old person getting off on vicarious Tinder.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Sasha Finds Taylor’s dress and shoes and Lea’s pumps in LifeStyle

Tori Spelling paid for her own anniversary gift? (Dlisted)

Mimi might like photoshop as much as she likes butterflies (The Superficial)

So bloggers are ruining James Franco’s Instagram, or something (Just Jared)

Is Robert Pattinson jealous of Benedict Cumberbatch? (Cele|bitchy)

Kate Moss parties with Miley Cyrus (Pop Sugar)

Demi Lovato is too good for this (Too Fab)

I don’t believe that Katy Cambridge came between Harry and Cressida (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Katy Perry’s pink cat booties have cat toes (Hollywood Tuna)

Matt Bomer – CRAZY beauty. Like ridiculously beautiful (Towleroad)

Great dress on Shailene Woodley (Go Fug Yourself)