Taylor Swift’s birthday nomination

December 13, 2012 16:24:06 Posted at December 13, 2012 16:24:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Well, you knew that was happening as soon as she wrote the song for The Hunger Games soundtrack. That’s all the Hollywood Foreign Press Association would have needed to put her name down for a nomination. Have they even listened to the music? Please. Who cares? Does it matter?

Taylor Swift has been nominated for a Golden Globe.

And on her birthday!

And on the day of her new video premiere!

And she has a new boyfriend and he’s taking her around England and he’s not embarrassed to be seen with her and they’re having so much fun!

So f-ck you Les Miserables. And f-ck you too Jake Gyllenhaal!

Here are Taylor and Harry Styles, somewhere in England yesterday, continuing to act out their very own rom-com, this time in a scene involving animals. Montage section, obviously. Set to... Call Me Maybe? Picture it: Taylor ducking behind trees while they play hide and seek. She throws her head back and laughs, heartily, when he finds her, and they roll into the leaves. Where you think you’re going baby?

And she runs away, into the petting zoo, and they get in trouble with the security guards, so they take off, over to the bird pens, and the birds surround them, preventing the authorities from catching them. Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad.

Please, Gossip Genie, please let this last past January 13.

Amy Poehler and Tina Fey said they were waiting for the nomination list before they could really start writing the show. Come on. This has to be good for some material, non? And if she actually brings Harry with her...?

Oh my God, maybe the HFPA really did know what it was doing.

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