Taylor Swift’s new Diet Coke ad is out. I’ve attached it below. Feel free to complain about however it is she’s annoying you this time. And her lyrics. And her fringe. Go for it. Me, I’ll be over here, FIXATING ON HER WRITING GRIP. LOOK AT THAT! Is that how we do now? When do these things change? And why aren’t they properly announced? Why isn’t there a public statement released by the writing authorities informing us of the technique modification? Am I too old to learn it? Is it restricted to those born after 1985? How is it superior to the traditional tripod and quadropod grips? Does it increase speed? Does it increase or decrease character angle? Does it improve neatness? WHERE DO THEY TEACH IT?!? I will be preoccupied by this for the entire day. Full Story

Where's G? As I mentioned last week  when Faith Hill and Tim McGraw arrived in London with their daughters, there would have to be a visit with the Paltrow-Martins. And here they are -- Chris Martin with the Hill-McGraws with his children and their children hanging out at the park. Full Story

Since Gwyneth Paltrow is always on my mind, and since she’s all over the site today, that was my first thought. That Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are in London and they can visit Gwyneth! Really though, they’re in town to perform at the O2. Obviously. But I’m sure, SURE, that if Gwyneth’s around, she’ll be inviting them over for dinner, with their girls, and eat paella, or whatever brown rice sh-t G’s up to cooking that day, and you’ll roll your eyes, even though if you were invited you would totally go, don’t lie. Full Story

My friend Amy D, a big country music fan, emailed me last night during the Grammys. OMG what happened to Faith Hill?!? My response: Face or Body. She’s choosing Body. In the choice not to have a big ass, sometimes, unless you’re Halle Berry, you sacrifice your face. This, I imagine, is why fillers became so popular. Full Story

As you know, I default to Gwyneth Paltrow all the time. FAITH AND TIM DRESSED LIKE THIS BEFORE GOOP, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!! Look, if you want to shout me down for this...fine. It’s just... Faith Hill wasn’t exactly known for being the best dressed, like, ever. Full Story

I won’t lie. The reason I’m posting these photos is because a. have I mentioned I am obsessed with celebrity travel habits? and b. I’m so down with Faith Hill not wearing any makeup*. Here she is, with Tim McGraw and their daughters, at LAX heading for Sydney. It’s a long flight. They are dressed and ready for it. Full Story

My G wore white again to the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night. We already know she has too much superiority up her ass. Is this really the way to convince us that she can play country-worn, fragile on the outside but on the inside is something you can’t crush? If anything, at least in that dress, all we remember is that that’s Gwyneth Paltrow, always the thinnest and the tallest, and the most popular. Full Story

GOOP received her star on the Walk of Fame today. Totally masturbatory exercise, obviously, in time to support Country Strong. Which is why Tim McGraw and Shana Feste were there, her co-star and director, and also Faith Hill, and Matthew Morrison too, just to remind you that she sang on Glee. By the way, it was confirmed today that she’d be back on the show for a second appearance. Full Story

My G was spotted in New York yesterday after having lunch with yet another famous blonde friend, this time someone she hasn’t yet pimped out to Alex Rodriguez. Faith Hill and Gwyneth Paltrow caught up over sushi, tight now that G has spent time in Nashville hanging out with Faith and Tim McGraw with whom she co-starred in the upcoming Country Strong. Full Story

Sandra Bullock. There’s no other way to say it. Sandy was a surprise guest last night at the Nashville benefit concert to raise money for flood victims, with a guitar strapped around her, teasing that she was about to perform before introducing Faith Hill who spearheaded the effort with a very exhausted looking Tim McGraw. Full Story

A rare candid sighting of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill with their kids in LA shopping yesterday looking at puppies at a pet store. No! I don’t want to cast aspersions on this particular pet store but pet owners know about pet stores, and it's not recommended usually to get pets at a pet store, especially dogs, because of puppy mills and shady breeding practices. Full Story

Last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Tim McGraw was scheduled to perform but bailed at the 11th hour over what was called by his publicists a “major disagreement” with the show’s producers. Ew.com is reporting Full Story

So Faith Hill lost her sh*t a few months ago when some skank started grabbin’ at Tim McGraw during a concert. Tim ain’t my thing but I can see why he’d inspire some serious horny especially in his tight jeans. Until now… Tim and Faith showed up arm in arm last night at the BMI Country Awards in Nashville and while she looks alright, he looks far from. Full Story

Check it out – video of Faith Hill tearing some skank ass front row ho a new asshole on Saturday night after the brazen broad groped Tim McGraw on stage. Apparently Faith charged right over and offered the following piece of advice: "Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don"t go grabbin" somebody else"s -- somebody"s husband"s balls, you understand me? That"s very disrespectful. Full Story