Jennifer Aniston last night at the Lifetime Call Me Crazy premiere. She wore shorts. And a strapless Dior tuxedo bustier that’s either too big, or not cut very well. This is not flattering. And, God, if you’re wearing it up, have the balls to wear it ALL UP. This is so wedding hair to me I can’t stand it. Full Story

Oh relax Brangelunatics. Brad Pitt is not Tom Cruise, obviously. But Brad Pitt certainly needs a little RDJ magic on World War Z. Enough to show up at the MTV Movie Awards -- where he introduced himself to Selena Gomez!? we will discuss this later! -- and yesterday, with his new big face, in Vegas at CinemaCon as part of the Paramount presentation. Full Story

Parents of teens -- this is for you. Justin Bieber has signed a $3.75 million year long deal with SpendSmart to launch a debit card aimed at adolescents. In short, mom and dad load up the card and Emmellee or Madycyn learn about how to budget on books and bus fare (sure, let's go with that) while staring at Bieber's face. Full Story

Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth... Can you feel my joy over all this Gwyneth?! So much Gwyneth! And no end soon either because just as she moves out of promotion for It’s All Good, she’s now starting promotion for Iron Man 3. This is my Gwyneth for Iron Man 3 on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar. Full Story

His model girlfriend, Suki Waterhouse, I mean. Because they’re in Paris together. And the paps say this was a “romantic stroll”. And he also had her on his bike for a manly hot ride through the city. And since he speaks, that would have helped too. But… does he not know she’s only 20? You don’t need to try that hard when they’re 20. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow flew LA to NYC yesterday. She was on the same flight as Demi Lovato. Here’s what Demi tweeted when she saw my G in the lounge: Sooo.. I'm sitting in an airport lounge and Gwyneth Paltrow is across the room. Had I not seen Contagion 10 times I'd probably be excited. Full Story

These photos came with the following caption from the agency: “Charlize Theron and Seth Macfarlane were seen giggling and laughing as they left dinner together at Matsuhisa Restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA” I see Seth MarFarlane giggling, sure. I don’t see Charlize Theron giggling. Full Story

Here’s what happened last night that was so exciting... So exciting I immediately texted all my friends who would have remembered the era. We are mostly all married now. Some are parents. So, you know, supposedly mature. There were many exclamation points and OMGs in the messages. If you were around, you know. Full Story

It’s Robert Downey Jr’s birthday today. He’s 48. And he’s celebrating in Seoul promoting Iron Man 3. I wonder if he’d be willing to fly over to Pyongyang and talk some sense into that child running the North who thinks that life is a video game. Don’t you think that kid would feel so much better if he could hang out with Tony Stark, maybe try on the suit or something? Crisis easily averted. Full Story

Dance-Off! But here’s the thing about Beyonce -- no one is really good enough to dance-off against Beyonce...except Beyonce. So she’s dancing-off against herself. B teased us to it earlier this week -- click here for a refresher. Full Story

Everyone else to the left, indeed. Even her mother on the cover of British Vogue. Check out this amazing shot posted on Beyonce’s Tumblr -- two directors chairs positioned side by side. For Mrs Carter. And, most importantly, one for the BIC. Full Story

I was worried it would be a slow day. It is definitely not a slow day. Bradley Cooper’s perm has saved the day! Check it out -- this is the first good shot of Coop’s coil on the set of the new David O Russell film. Quick. What’s your first thought? My first thought? Oh hi Justin Timberlake! Justin Timberlake, of course, has gone in the opposite direction these days with the relaxer. Full Story

Here are Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson ziplining on Grouse Mountain this weekend with their oldest daughter. It was straight up summertime weather here in Vancouver over the Easter break. Like over 20˚C (70˚F for you Americans) and glorious sunshine. Why I love these pictures, apart from the spectacular scenery: -the daughter happened to look away when Sam and Aaron kissed. Full Story

And what happens to them when he shows up with a puppy. It’s a tight morning and I’ve already wasted too much time obsessing over these. What? Him again. Of course. With that puppy. Or another puppy. (They’re changing them up every week, right?) Being all cute and irresistible. Full Story