Tori Spelling is pregnant. And while I don’t know how that feels, the way she’s feeling right now, and do not intend to, I do know that if I had to be put in that position, I would never, ever, EVER pose with the dude’s hand on my belly. YES, it’s a beautiful thing. YES, it’s a happy thing. Full Story

Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr were in New York promoting yet another season of their dumbass show yesterday, which, who is watching that sh-t so that it keeps getting renewed??? Anyway, the rumour is that she’s pregnant with their 3rd child because she’s been wearing flats whenever she can and she’s not as sickly thin right now as she’s been in the past. Full Story

A friend of mine emailed me today with the subject line: I don’t f-cking get it. Me neither. The Oxygen Network has announced that they’ve not only renewed the Tori Spelling reality show for a 6th – 6!!!! – season, they’ve also moved ahead with a second show for the couple called, try to restrain yourself here, sTORIbook Weddings, in which Tori and Kevin Federline Jr “turn the bride-to-be’s dreams for a beautiful event into a reality (and) help the groom-to-be navigate all the twists and turns. Full Story

And they all went shopping together yesterday. And while the paps were around they decided to take iPhone shots of each other. Those are her friends. Here’s Tori Spelling out in Brentwood yesterday, skinny as sh-t and makeup free, spending time with her girls. Or whoever they hired to be her girls. Full Story

And skinny as f-ck. And blonde. And, um, well, you know, in the face. Sh-t vs diarrhoea. Here’s Donatella Versace in blinding yellow in London last night and the wife of Kevin Federline Jr in Miami the other day, also in blinding yellow, at a book signing because... WHY? Every time I ask the question, at no time do I understand. Full Story

Seems fitting to open with a Canadian. Jason Priestley was photographed yesterday in Toluca Lake and from this distance, underneath those shades, he could still be Brandon Walsh. Looks good, right? Jason is returning to television soon having just booked a guest-starring role on the new series Scoundrels on ABC. Full Story

Tori Spelling was in New York City last night promoting her new book. She keeps coming out with new books. Who the f-ck is reading these books? Who the f-ck is lining up for signed copies of these books? Why the f-ck aren't they reading good books? I hate people. Anyway, as you can see, the woman who married KFed Jr has been looking extra emaciated lately. Full Story

First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And people would watch this. Full Story

Literally. Last week some bullsh-t report surfaced in Life & Style about trouble between Tori Spelling and KFed Jr. Apparently the publication was able to screen advance footage from new episodes of their show and there are scenes in which the two are questioning what happened to their love. Or something. Full Story

She’s already written two, or is it three?, best selling books. Now Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling will be releasing a children’s book called Presenting...Tallulah “the tale of a spunky little girl who is constantly told what not to do: not to wear jeans, not to get dirty. Full Story

If I’m, say, Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt, and I see naked photos of my parents all over the house, really, there’s really not all that much to complain about. Same goes for Nahla Aubry. Definitely Nahla Aubry. But what if your parents are Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Junior? Would you walk around the house blindfolded? I would. Full Story

I thought it was stanky a couple of weeks ago when Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr were all mopey faced about her being sick. Of course they shared it on Twitter. And if you suspected it to be a sympathy grab, you wouldn’t be entirely off base. Because Jr’s ex wife Mary Jo Eustace wrote a book. Full Story

Need to suppress your appetite? This will help. Someone sent me a photo yesterday of Tori Spelling and her f-cked up tits at fashion week in New York. I quickly pushed away my plate of fries. Fake tits, too skinny resulting in too much extra skin, and a face that a golddigging piece of sh-t called “the most beautiful in the world”. Full Story

Not that any time is a good time for Tori Spelling’s mashed up face but it’s especially hard first thing. But viewers of the fourth hour of The Today Show this morning were greeted with this sh-t as Tori filled in for Hoda Kotb alongside Kathy Lee Gifford. Tori Spelling on morning television? Homewrecker on morning television? I did an interview last week and this came up. Full Story