Twilight Articles

Oh, we’re sinking like stones

April 5, 2011 13:35:04 Posted at April 5, 2011 13:35:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh, we're sinking like stones, All that we fought for, All those places we've gone, All of us are done for. If you know Coldplay, you know the name of this song. And that’s my message for Twi-Hards today who’ve been emailing over this article Full Story

Twilight Wedding Week

March 29, 2011 14:09:00 Posted at March 29, 2011 14:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This week is when they’re shooting the wedding reception and accompanying scenes for Twilight Breaking Dawn in Squamish. Am told there was a cast dinner last night at Rockwell’s. In attendance: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, Jackson Rathbone, and some other people I’ve never heard of. Full Story

Twilight Tsunami

March 11, 2011 09:56:39 Posted at March 11, 2011 09:56:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First – to all of you who may be affected by the earthquake in Japan re: tsunami warnings etc – please be safe, best thoughts to you. Vancouver Island has been put on tsunami warning. Twilight production was in Tofino – cast and crew were reportedly moved. People.com Full Story

Paparazzi BFF

March 4, 2011 07:02:00 Posted at March 4, 2011 07:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kellan Lutz arrived in Vancouver last night to get to work on Twilight. Lutz seemed to be in great spirits to be back in Vancouver, even giving one of the photographers a hug after asking for her whereabouts. Well that’s awfully friendly, isn’t it? Especially since last year he and his people were rather accusatory about an incident in Montreal – he claims he was run over by this same pap and feared for his safety, going so far as to file a police report Full Story

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Who is f-cking with you…

March 1, 2011 09:22:46 Posted at March 1, 2011 09:22:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson? Because, well, look for yourself. It’s his new cover for Vanity Fair. I mean… Unless you’re a Twi-Hard you have to be laughing. This is FUNNY. Unintentionally funny? Perhaps. Where this poor kid is concerned, it always seems as though it’s unintentionally funny. Full Story

And …they’re back

February 22, 2011 06:35:03 Posted at February 22, 2011 06:35:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twilight has returned to Vancouver. The cast has come to shoot Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2, mostly exteriors after working on mostly interiors in Baton Rouge, Louisiana where they went virtually unpapped for almost the entire duration, leaving Twi-Hards idle in their losering with nothing to look at. Full Story

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Investing in Taylor Lautner

January 13, 2011 08:06:44 Posted at January 13, 2011 08:06:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Every day it seems Twilight’s Taylor Lautner is signing onto a new project and his salary just keeps escalating. Last year he signed on to a live-action Stretch Armstrong movie for a reported $7.5 million and this year he’s signed on to two more action flicks—one is Incarceron, a YA adaptation about a kid in a futuristic prison colony who escapes, and the other is an as-yet untitled spy thriller that’s described as Bourne meets Munich but appropriate for teen audiences—for eight figures each. Full Story

He’s not going to thank you for this

December 30, 2010 10:35:00 Posted at December 30, 2010 10:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a year-end treat courtesy of Twi-Hards! I know that it’s become one of your favourite things about the site – along with Photo Assumption and Gossip Nostalgia, ragging on twats and useless bitches, Twi-Hard f-ckery and hatemail gave us so much joy in 2010, and I promise you there will be more of it in 2011. Full Story

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She’s not allowed to have friends

December 28, 2010 10:26:00 Posted at December 28, 2010 10:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve been meaning to gather the Best Twi-Hard Hatemail of 2010 for a year-end post but last night my laptop decided to be a bitch and die after I plugged it into the tv. The motherf-cker isn’t even 6 months old. Jacek has been trying to recover my data all night. So I have no access to my inbox, just webmail (accessing only emails over the last 24 hours), and I’m using his laptop which was my previous laptop. Full Story

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Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

December 23, 2010 09:26:07 Posted at December 23, 2010 09:26:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

Requests

December 17, 2010 08:23:39 Posted at December 17, 2010 08:23:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lainey, are you talking about rob and kristen? “So Eva has to wait an extra week for her big reveal.Unless of course some crazy sh-t goes down that pushes her into a corner too.You never,never,EVER know.Its been a week of breakups.Maybe theres an even bigger one on the way. This is not a clue or hint to anything. Full Story

Vampire Sex & spoilers

December 8, 2010 14:12:49 Posted at December 8, 2010 14:12:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok Twi-Hards, it’s taken a while but Jacek doesn’t like articles without pictures and there have been no pictures other than those two famewhores Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene and I’m tired of waiting for pictures and I’m not spending crazy money on exclusives of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in their bikinis so we’ll just go with images of how vampires have sex in True Blood – rough and hard and real(ish) instead of the vaginal rainbow blue ball version we’ve been given courtesy Stephenie Meyer. Full Story

Side-lean and imprinting

November 18, 2010 12:19:14 Posted at November 18, 2010 12:19:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Cruise Jr attended the GQ Men of the Year party in Hollywood last night. As you can see, the side-leaning, while not so pronounced anymore, is still part of the Lautner pose technique. I’ve been asked often lately, after posting details about the Breaking Dawn Part 1 screenplay, how the Imprinting scene will work out in the film. Full Story

Honeymoon in Rio

November 8, 2010 08:44:56 Posted at November 8, 2010 08:44:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hards have been tit bumping each other the last couple of days as photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been released of the two together in Brasil filming Breaking Dawn. Production has moved to Rio to shoot the exterior honeymoon scenes. Already there are some promising improvements. Full Story

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