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Katie Holmes’s snooze button

October 31, 2014 15:51:23 Posted at October 31, 2014 15:51:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I hit up PEOPLE this morning to scan for any headlines. And one of the top stories on the page around 7am was: Katie Holmes is seriously NOT a morning person As you know, Katie is the cover this week. So they have to try and get as many stories as they can out of their MEGA EXCLUSIVE. Full Story

A Study in Douche

October 31, 2014 15:35:19 Posted at October 31, 2014 15:35:19
Duana Posted by Duana

How To Get Away With Murder Season 1 Episode 6 recap I mean that was more fun than I expected it to be, all things considered. I think the joy of playing a character who’s not supposed to be sympathetic is that you can have all the fun chewing all the scenery in the world, and then if by chance you do wind up stirring any heartstrings, it’s a bonus. Full Story

Guy Heisenberg

October 31, 2014 15:00:47 Posted at October 31, 2014 15:00:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I feel like you’re going to see a lot of Breaking Bad tonight at the parties, if you’re going to the parties. We’re on a flight tomorrow at 6am but I really, really want to hit the parties because my costume is so great. They’re putting prosthetics on my face for etalk. It seems like a waste not to squeeze everything I can out of those cheekbones. Full Story

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Benedict Cumberbatch’s erotica

October 31, 2014 14:34:38 Posted at October 31, 2014 14:34:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone sent me a link to a Benedict Cumberbatch story this morning with just the words: “You’re welcome.” So I clicked. I will not be thanking this person. Sorry. Because she thought I would get all wet and rubby over how Benedict Cumberbatch describes how he would f-ck as Sherlock Holmes. Full Story

The Words Used To Describe Women

October 31, 2014 14:23:10 Posted at October 31, 2014 14:23:10
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 4 Episode 6 recap Of note, because I care, Elizabeth, the Republican party operative, Portia De Rossi’s best-ever haircut, is the same name as Bitsy, President Cooper’s widow. That is, Bitsy is a nickname for Elizabeth. So women named Elizabeth have balls and manipulate unsuspecting men in power. Full Story

Dr Banner and Tony Stark are honoured

October 31, 2014 14:12:07 Posted at October 31, 2014 14:12:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/BAFTA LA/ Rich Polk/ Getty

Mark Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr were honoured last night at the Britannia Awards in LA. Mark was presented with the Humanitarian Award for his work in advocating for clean water. Because, yes, he’s the best. Always. Even Dame Judi Dench thinks so. RDJ received the Stanley Kubrick Britannia For Excellence In Film. Full Story

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October 31, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 31, 2014 13:48:49 Posted at October 31, 2014 13:48:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Jason K of St. John’s, NL for winning the final $500 weekly prize in our Garmentory “Find your Look” contest. And to Janina K. of Brampton, ON for winning the $1000 Grand Prize to use on Garmentory.com. Thank you to all of you who participated and to Garmentory Full Story

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Friday, October 31, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

My friend Lorella sent me a text today with a video link and only this to explain:

F-ck! F-ck! F-ck!

So I thought I’d pass it along to you. The video is below. Enjoy it.

Kate Hudson’s annual Halloween party happened last night, Sons Of Anarchy themed. This was her costume:

But as much as I normally object to her, I prefer Katy Perry’s costume: a giant Cheeto. Or a sunburned dick. You’d have to crank the air conditioning but the best part is no one knows what’s going on underneath. That’s the highest level of comfort.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! And have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Tuck me in (short film 2014) from Ignacio F. Rodó on Vimeo.

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The blonde Brange embrace

October 30, 2014 20:49:08 Posted at October 30, 2014 20:49:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were photographed together on the set of By The Sea for the first time this week. She’s honey-blonde and heavily eye-lined. SO 70s. If you’re of my generation, do you have a shot of your mother in practically the same outfit? And hair? As you can see, at one point, in character, there’s a Brange embrace, except it doesn’t look all that happy because they play a couple growing apart. Full Story

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Women and Children First

October 30, 2014 20:30:46 Posted at October 30, 2014 20:30:46
Maria Posted by Maria
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“You do the best you can. Some days you feel really good about yourself and sometimes you don’t.” “We’re all trying to do the best we can.” Are you still with me, or did I put you to sleep? If you are bored, don’t blame me, blame Katie Holmes. As Lainey mentioned earlier this week, Katie is out pedaling her own (very boring) story with a PEOPLE exclusive (click here Full Story

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Gwyneth Paltrow wins everyone and why Martin Lawrence ended

October 30, 2014 20:06:01 Posted at October 30, 2014 20:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Tachman/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Do you need a reason? Like are you interested in the details? Normally I am SO interested in details, ALL the details. In this case, I don’t give a sh-t. The end results is the only thing that matters: Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin aren’t dating anymore. Still, they insist on telling us why. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 30, 2014 19:14:55 Posted at October 30, 2014 19:14:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kevin Federline Jr throws a tantrum and my first question is: he has fans? (Dlisted

Is it unfair of me to say that it’s starting to bug me when people travel in a hat this size? What is the POINT? (Just Jared

Jennifer Aniston still has an engagement ring, don’t panic (Cele|bitchy

Kanye West’s wife compared herself to Lucille Ball (The Superficial

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder and love-flaunting (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Kerry Washington retrospective on Olivia Pope night (Pop Sugar

Jakey G is super cute here too (Too Fab

Courtney Cox in a tank top (Hollywood Tuna

Kaley Cuoco has a star on the walk of fame now – thanks Henry Cavill! (Popoholic

Love the drop waist but hate the material (Go Fug Yourself
 

Girlfriends & Beer

October 30, 2014 17:21:01 Posted at October 30, 2014 17:21:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jamie McCarthy/ James Devaney/ Getty

Gwyneth Paltrow has had a great week. Taylor Swift has had an amazing week. She’s been out there hard, pushing 1989. And I’m curious to find out what the first week sales figures are going to be. Because RED was a big number. This one will be a big number too. For sure the biggest number of the year. Full Story

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Giving Gwyneth the eye

October 30, 2014 16:35:44 Posted at October 30, 2014 16:35:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Derek Storm/ Splash

Thought you might like these shots of Martha Stewart at The Today Show this morning with a creepy eye, likely some kind of Halloween costume. Or perhaps sending a message to her nemesis Gwyneth Paltrow in her ongoing petty blonde lady lifestyle-off. I wasn’t watching The Today Show. I’m not sure if she was asked about Gwyneth, again, and whether or not she told G to “be quiet”, again. Full Story