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Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Twenty-four hours before Kanye West’s wife gave us Gossip Christmas, she tweeted this to her followers: Wait it's legit National Snake Day?!?!?They have holidays for everybody, I mean everything these days! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 — Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) July 17, 2016  Read Full Intro

Monday, February 8, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Happy New Year! Gung Hay Fat Choy! It's the Year of the Monkey. The Monkey is a playful, fun-loving, sometimes mischievous sign. Miley Cyrus was born a monkey. She is such a monkey. It's understandable to presume that when it's your year it should go your way.  Read Full Intro

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Dear Gossips,

The Grammy Awards are happening next Monday, February 15th. Ed Sheeran is one of the nominees. He’ll be there. But it doesn’t sound like he wants to be? “I wasn’t going to attend even after getting nominated, because I’ve been the last three years and always lost.  Read Full Intro

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Dear Gossips,

I had two inches taken off my hair this morning. That’s probably not a big deal for you. But for me, haircuts induce paralysis. Bad luck, however, is worse than a haircut. So, ahead of Chinese New Year, it’s time to get rid of the vestiges of the Goat/Sheep and be fresh for the Year of the Monkey.  Read Full Intro

Monday, February 1, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Well the SAG Awards didn’t help the Oscars feel better about themselves, did they? And, just in case the message wasn’t clear enough, Idris Elba decided to make it super obvious. I was wondering though, since the SAGs aired on a Saturday, if the message wouldn’t land with maximum impact.  Read Full Intro

Friday, January 29, 2016

Dear Gossips,

The Academy announced its first group of Oscar performers and presenters yesterday which, to me, feels early. But that was supposed to change the conversation, get people off the topic, at least for a minute, of #OscarsSoWhite.  Read Full Intro

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Dear Gossips,

It’s about that time for Vanity Fair to release its annual Hollywood Issue. Last year I posted about it on February 3 – click here for a refresher. You’ll note, the article was about the lack of representation on that cover.  Read Full Intro

Cameron’s first anniversary

January 28, 2016 22:07:50 Posted at January 28, 2016 22:07:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t find any photos of Cameron Diaz on a red carpet in 2015. The last I remember her being on a red carpet was to promote Annie in December 2014. Two weeks after that she got married. And then Cam, one of the most well paid actresses in the world for a while, went quiet for a year. She hasn't actually been on a film set since Annie. Full Story

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