The Khaleesi is back in Croatia to shoot Season 4 of Game Of Thrones. HBO has yet to announce a premiere date but it can’t be more than 6 months away, right? In fact, it should be LESS than 6 months away. That doesn’t help, I know, but 6 months is better than 9 months. I guess.

So there’s to be another wedding in Season 4 – the Purple Wedding. Margaery has to marry that sick f-ck Joffrey. How is Joffrey still alive? It’s time, non? It’s TIME.

And stop yelling at me about reading the books. I tried, a chapter, and, as much affection as I have for George R R Martin, I can’t with the writing. Since the television show is so great, this is one of those rare cases where we’ll stick with the tv, clearly superior.