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Is it off-centre?

April 28, 2014 20:55:56 Posted at April 28, 2014 20:55:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gustavo Caballero/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ JEWEL SAMAD/ Aaron Davidson/ Getty

John Travolta’s chin growth was at the IIFA Awards in Tampa, Florida this weekend. Hands on hips. Few men pose with their hands on their hips. It’s a strictly female pose move. And the man DOUBLE hands on hips is even more rare. So good on JT for make this gender neutral. Now about this thing on his chin… Are my eyes just bugging or does it appear to be off-centre? Note where the dimple is. Full Story

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How Do you Blog a Problem Like The Travoltas?

December 6, 2012 21:08:55 Posted at December 6, 2012 21:08:55
Dean Posted by Dean

Attention Kelly Preston: if this is coming up on your Google Alerts right now, shut down the computer and go have lunch with Rita Wilson. Trust me, girl, you’re not going to want to hear what the internet has to say today. And why do I suspect Kelly Preston is scanning the blogs for her own name? Well, because after seeing  her husband’s new music video I now realize the Travolta/Prestons are in need of a win and they need this one to work out real bad. Full Story

This could have been the Brange of Scientology

November 7, 2012 20:08:53 Posted at November 7, 2012 20:08:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jim Smeal/ Getty

I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta isn’t gay. Full Story

This is for your parents

June 26, 2012 15:35:53 Posted at June 26, 2012 15:35:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It’s your parents who don’t know. And their parents. That’s who this is for. Thank you for explaining it to me the last few weeks. Many of you have emailed to confirm that, indeed, there are people out there, A LOT of people, who still think John Travolta is straight. That it would be impossible for him to be un-straight considering he has a beautiful wife and children. Full Story

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John’s video for Kelly

May 18, 2012 14:08:30 Posted at May 18, 2012 14:08:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

First of all...Kelly Preston has a website? Sarah messaged me last night asking if I’d seen the video that John Travolta made for Kelly Preston. I hadn’t and made a point of watching it before passing out thinking it’d be great to fall asleep to the sight of him throwing down a few dance moves in a pair of chaps. Full Story

“But he’s married!”

May 10, 2012 13:37:29 Posted at May 10, 2012 13:37:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

It’s not just a John Travolta decision anymore. John Travolta will sue and he will fight and he will deny and he will pay what he has to pay to perpetuate the truth that they have struggled so hard to maintain - they being the Church, his wife, his management. His sexuality is THEIR business, his personal life is directed by an entire community. Full Story

The Spa is his Forest

May 9, 2012 16:12:32 Posted at May 9, 2012 16:12:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

You remember when George Michael was repeatedly arrested for soliciting in the woods? I kept writing “Just Get A Computer!” at the time but George, no, George likes to kick it old school. He likes it dark, anonymous, furtive, and, obviously, bucolic; it’s hard to convince him otherwise. For John Travolta, his “forest” is the spa. Full Story

Wallet chains make you straighter

April 26, 2012 15:44:47 Posted at April 26, 2012 15:44:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

There was a party for Barbra Streisand last night in Malibu to celebrate her 70th birthday. Katie Morosky is 70! Here are John Travolta and Kelly Preston leaving at the end of the night. So...is that a wallet chain coming out of his jeans? This is the sh-t I wish Johnny Depp would cut out of his wardrobe. Full Story

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Thick, even growth

September 21, 2011 08:01:25 Posted at September 21, 2011 08:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The last time we saw John Travolta - click here to see the photos - he was shaved bald on the set of The Savages. That was just 10 days ago. Yesterday John Travolta was introduced as the brand ambassador for Bombardier business jets at a hangar in Burbank, CA. Full Story

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So he’s not John Travolta?

December 16, 2010 12:16:57 Posted at December 16, 2010 12:16:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mad props to the journalist at The Daily Beast who had the balls to do this because trust me it’s not usually allowed. And if it’s attempted, that person is usually threatened with medieval sh-t in the back room. Can you imagine if someone did this to John Travolta? So Kevin Spacey is currently promoting a movie called Casino Jack. Full Story

Xenu vs the Gays?

December 13, 2010 08:58:00 Posted at December 13, 2010 08:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carrie Fisher’s HBO special Wishful Drinking, based on her one woman show which was based on her memoir, aired last night. Fisher has become something of a gay icon – her mother, her Leia-ness, her gay ex-husband, her attitude... She was interviewed again by The Advocate and was asked about John Travolta. Full Story

The Mighty is not a lesbian

December 8, 2010 11:09:08 Posted at December 8, 2010 11:09:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a new interview with Barbara Walters. There’s a double Barbara tonight – the Mighty and also the Most Fascinating People of the Year. While talking with Barbara, Opes addresses the lesbian rumours: "I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even kind of a lesbian." The Mighty Opesey goes on to say that it’s annoying to have people think that because it suggests that she’s dishonest: "The reason why it irritates me is because it means that somebody must think I'm lying. Full Story

JT is a bottom

November 19, 2010 13:12:20 Posted at November 19, 2010 13:12:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’t think I want to read anything else all day. Full Story