Jonah and his BFF

January 27, 2014 16:28:43 Posted at January 27, 2014 16:28:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Scott Larson/ Splash

I have not watched the entire episode of Saturday Night Live hosted by Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange. After the opening monologue, what’s the point? It’s all you need to see.

You can imagine how big his dick is right now. To have been recognised by the Academy AND to have scored Leonardo f-cking DiCaprio on the show? Leo went on to tell an audience of millions to that Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, is a “real actor” now. Leo then recreated a scene from Titanic, and he hates mentioning Titanic. Only he wasn’t so much mentioning it as he was mocking it, wasn’t he?

The bit was good. I enjoyed it. I particularly enjoyed the part at the end. It wasn’t Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange who had the honours, was it? It was “Lee”. It was Leo who told us that “Jonah’s got a great show for you so stick around, we’ll be right back”. And that’s the truth of it right there. Not since Mrs Timberlake has anyone been so grateful and appreciative. She took Justin’s scraps, whatever he would give her. This is what you’re seeing in Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange…

For never did a man glow
Than Jonah for his Leonardo DiCaprio 

Here’s Leo arriving in Tokyo today to promote The Wolf Of Wall Street.

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