How many dowries?

May 16, 2013 20:44:25 Posted at May 16, 2013 20:44:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Were offered yesterday from rich ass families in New York hoping Hot Harry would “love at first sight” their daughters? And was Ashley Greene unable to buy her way into the event?

Prince Harry played in a charity polo match in Connecticut yesterday in support of his foundation, Sentebale. Did you know that it was, according to him, the first time he’d been on a horse in a year? That’s what he told ABC’s Lara Spencer.

Polo was the final stop on Harry’s American tour. They screamed and squealed for him wherever he went. He could have easily brought a model or an aspiring actress or a socialite home to the Queen. Fortunately for her and unfortunately for us, Harry was well behaved, preferring to save it all for when he’s back at home in London, a final few weeks of partying before he becomes an uncle.

Whatever. Like that would matter. Uncle Harry will be the one to teach that boy -- if it’s a boy -- how to properly chug a beer, how to roll a joint with a filter, and where to make out discreetly for the first time.

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