What is it about Art Basel in Miami that brings this sh-t out in Diddy? Click here to see what it was like last year. ??????????????????????????? And now this. Look at this. This heinous thing. Gucci should be ashamed of this. Or maybe Gucci should stop selling their sh-t to him because when he puts it on, we all lose. Full Story

There’s a rumour out there that Cameron Diaz is now dealing with Diddy. Um, I don’t buy it. I didn’t buy it before I saw these photos and holy f-ck, I totally don’t buy it now that I’m looking at these photos.PICTURE HIM ON TOP OF YOU. What is happening?How does this happen?How does a man, who doesn’t work with lions and tigers in Vegas, decide that this is what he wants to wear?A shirt like this, it’s an instant dealbreaker. Full Story

It’s awkward for us right? Running into an ex, or a former lover, or someone you made out with one night when you’re with your one true love at a restaurant. Or... maybe not. I guess it’s not awkward if that person f-cked you over and you look really good and your new piece is extraordinary. Full Story

Blasphemy. They were one of the most iconic couples of the last 20 years and together, improbably, after his previous iconic coupling with Winona Ryder. Johnny Depp and Kate Moss. Painfully beautiful, painfully dramatic, too intense, too young, too photogenic, and eventually too much… But the photographs. Full Story

As you’ve heard, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, staying at Diddy’s mansion in Miami. I have not written about Rihanna because it’s sad smut. Still sad smut. What happened to her is heartbreaking. Her choices are heartbreaking. And while I may not agree with them, at all, at the same time, in my opinion, she doesn’t deserve the scorn. Full Story

Last night at the NAACP Image Awards – a parade of gorgessity in attendance led, obviously, by Halle Berry. Seriously, not one bad angle. I have been looking across 5 photo agencies of pictures from last night. Couldn’t find a single image in which she looks mortal. It’s crazy how beautiful she is. Full Story

Two for two… well done. Let’s give it to her because she wanted it so badly. The pinched expression on her face gives it away. Shades of her best friend Posh. Please, please, please tell me I’m stylish! I slaved all day to be stylish! And the poor thing…she had to present with that megalomaniacal buffoon P Diddy dick ass who practically pushed her off the stage when he was speaking. Full Story

Star studded arrivals last night at the Notorious premiere, a new film about the life and death of Biggie Smalls. Mary J Blige, Busta Rhymes, even Ja Rule made an appearance, of course Diddy himself with 2 SUVs along to carry his massive ego, and also the movie’s star Angela Bassett, and Jamal Woolard who plays the title character. Full Story

The most epic Would You Rather ever. Trust Hello Kitty to hire Emmy sodding Rossum to sell coffee. Of course. Only in Asia where they raise their girls as emotionally stunted stuffed toys could the Rossum be considered a pitch person. I’m sorry to start your weekend off this way. Truly I am. Because upon watching this you will, pardon the crass, feel anal raped by sugar. Full Story

What could possibly be so sh-t about the lives of the stars that they routinely resort to verbally and emotionally abusing the small people? Puffy/Diddy/ F-cktwat threw a birthday party the other night and hired a designer. The designer was given some money and a few hours and instructed to decorate just so but all white (which is so over) with roses and mirrors and other standard lounge embellishments. Full Story

Shameless self promotion. Click away if you don’t care. As you know, festival season begins in Toronto next Thursday September 4th and eTalk etalk.ctv.ca is all over it starting with the eTalk Festival Party on Friday, September 5th. It’s a live red carpet broadcast across Canada. We’re shutting down several blocks at Queen & John. Full Story

Oh make up your f&cking mind!!! When I was 20, for some reason I had it in my head that my Chinese name was lame. I was playing a lot of mahjong back then, late night gambling sessions with the Hong Kong Hello Kitty crowd in university, listening to cantopop, learning karaoke, and getting a proper education on Fresh-Off-the-Boatness 101. Full Story

Yum. David Beckham at the Gordon Ramsay opening last night, as usual, quivering my loins in a bow tie and a waistcoat with pants that fit perfectly. While Becks was in Los Angeles Victoria was in New York. Something about meetings with Conde Nast, probably trying to grovel her way into Anna Wintour’s office for an appearance in Vogue. Full Story

News broke yesterday that Cammie D and Diddy were hooking up on the sly, even though he"s supposed to be trying to work things out with Kim Porter. Today People is reporting that Cameron Diaz was spotted on a sexy flirty date with none other than Paul Sculfor, the model that was hired to date Jennifer Aniston last year to promote Smart Water. Full Story