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Famous Moms & Daughters: Demi, Scout, and Tallulah edition

February 11, 2016 21:41:49 Posted at February 11, 2016 21:41:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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C Flanigan/ Steve Granitz/ Stefanie Keenan/ Larry Busacca/ Getty Images

Also at the Saint Laurent event last night – Demi Moore with two youngest daughters Scout and Tallulah. God Demi looks great lately, doesn’t she? Great like from inside. Which makes me sound like an asshole, but there’s just no other way to say it. Because she’s gorgeous, always has been, and always more when she’s happy, and…well… I mean this is all Photo Assumption but I’m seeing real happiness here, are you? She just seems so comfortable. Full Story

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Susan’s SAG breasts

February 1, 2016 17:50:40 Posted at February 1, 2016 17:50:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Stefanie Keenan/ Kevork Djansezian/ Christopher Polk/ Getty Images

Susan Sarandon presented the In Memoriam tribute at the SAGs on Saturday night. She wore a pantsuit with a bra underneath. And some people were pissed. Some people also slagged her for how her tits looked which confuses me because they look great, don’t they look great? Would we be having the same conversation if she wasn’t 69 but rather 29? I mean, it’s a pantsuit. Full Story

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A New Year with My Obsession

January 5, 2016 22:13:55 Posted at January 5, 2016 22:13:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash News

My Obsession, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson, went out last night for dinner in LA. You know what I love about her? I love that she’s keeping her own face. And that she’s not always heavily made up. That said, is it wrong for me to appreciate that? Serious question. I mean, if she wants to youth-tweak and youth-contour, that’s cool too. Full Story

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Rob & Gwyneth

December 9, 2015 15:12:28 Posted at December 9, 2015 15:12:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Russ Einhorn/ @Parisa/ Splash News, Frazer Harrison/ Albert L. Ortega/ Michael Tran/ Getty Images

Rob Lowe received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. He could have received it 20 years ago and he would still look exactly the same, what is the secret, seriously!?! If you’re a millennial you might not understand what Rob Lowe means to the generation that came before you but for those of you who did grow up in the Brat Pack era, I know you know and you remember – in many ways, Rob Lowe and crew were our introduction to pop culture, teen angst, and class. Full Story

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Time Bandit Paul Rudd and some ants in London

July 8, 2015 20:20:56 Posted at July 8, 2015 20:20:56
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Paul Rudd is stealing time. That is the only explanation. I have considered every possible option for how he has not aged in the last twenty years, and I have deduced that Paul Rudd is a time bandit. It’s the only thing that makes sense. He can’t be a vampire because he is frequently seen in daylight, and I don’t think there’s enough unicorn blood in the world to sustain someone for twenty years, which leaves the option that Paul Rudd is an extra-dimensional being who consumes earth time like water. Full Story

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Where was This Hot Bitch?

May 27, 2015 20:55:57 Posted at May 27, 2015 20:55:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Karadshow/ Splash News

As many of you pointed out in your Cannes emails…the reason why Cannes amfAR was so boring this year was because This Hot Bitch Sharon Stone wasn’t there. She’s there EVERY year. And they go bananas for her every year. That kind of adulation is addictive. I’ve seen her get off on it. Full Story

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Madonna & Katy Perry: MET Moschino

May 5, 2015 11:30:42 Posted at May 5, 2015 11:30:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Rabbani and Solimene Photography/ Larry Busacca / Jamie McCarthy/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

If you’d have asked me who I would have predicted to pull out the ching-chong eyes before the MET Gala, I would have told you Katy Perry. Dakota Johnson would not have been on my radar. Maybe it’s because I’m so surprised that Katy wasn’t offensive that I’m not totally offended by her outfit. Full Story

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The Avengers assembled all weekend

April 13, 2015 12:42:34 Posted at April 13, 2015 12:42:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Gabriel Olsen/ Allen Berezovsky/ Getty Images

The Avengers: Age Of Ultron press junket was this weekend. Which is why Robert Downey Jr was so active on Twitter. He posted some great pictures and a couple of sassy videos, and you can see them all here, but this is the one Sarah’s trained me for. Full Story

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69 gives the eye

December 8, 2014 17:34:28 Posted at December 8, 2014 17:34:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

I need you to see this. Check out Helen Mirren, hot as F-CK, on a shoot for L’Oreal in London the other day. At some point, as she’s leaning against the bridge, a jogger comes by for a stretch? I don’t know if this is part of the ad. Maybe, since I’m not sure anyone would have been allowed to get so close to her otherwise, but I want to believe it was a random. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch’s time of year

May 21, 2014 20:04:47 Posted at May 21, 2014 20:04:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Buckner/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Ian Gavan/ Getty

Sharon Stone and Cannes. It’s like an unofficial partnership. Every year it surprises me. That they scream louder for her there than they do for some stars who you think should be bigger. For example, they get crazier for This Hot Bitch than they do for Robert Pattinson who causes riot everywhere else. Full Story

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