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Monday, November 18, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

Toronto has a Crack-Mayor. And San Francisco? San Francisco has Batkid! In case you missed it – little Miles Scott was diagnosed with leukemia when he was just 18 months old. He’s now 5, in remission. Miles’s hero is Batman. So the Make-A-Wish Foundation turned him into Batkid for the day. On Friday, Miles woke up and saved Gotham. He rescued a woman who was strapped to an explosive device by the Riddler. He thwarted a bank robbery. He punked off the Penguin. The police chief was involved, the President sent an encouragement video, even Christian Bale and Ben Affleck posted their support as thousands of volunteers and citizens lined the streets to help Miles realise his dream.

It’s enough to make you hate people a little less. And that’s a promising start to the week. So far it looks good.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

November 15, 2013 20:01:39 Posted at November 15, 2013 20:01:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you so so so so so so so much for your emails and tweets re: my book, Listen To The Squawking Chicken. Pre-sales! Click here! (Are you tired of me pimping it yet? I’m squawking for the Squawker…sorry?)

Have a great weekend!

Lindsay Lohan’s showing side tit. Is it a sign? (Dlisted)

I broke out into a sweat watching this (The Superficial)

Rihanna. Possessed. (Too Fab)

Sienna Miller exercising (Pop Sugar)

Daniel Day-Lewis is frugal (Cele|bitchy)

I’d rather see Miley Cyrus shirtless (Just Jared)

Do you like this green leather jacket? (Hollywood Tuna)

This model wasn’t feeling Taylor Swift (IDLYITW)

I will watch, but I predict that I will be bored (Evil Beet Gossip)

It’s like…Samantha Micelli can’t wait to be 50 (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Miley at the Bambi Awards

November 15, 2013 18:49:52 Posted at November 15, 2013 18:49:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This black dress. It’s vintage Gaultier. She could never have pulled it off 3 years ago. Even 2 years ago? But now it’s perfect. Miley Cyrus wears a lot of provocative sh-t these days. But when she’s not trying to shove it in your face, she’s also fronting some interesting fashion, interesting pieces. Full Story

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Mimi Shuts Down Harry Connick Jr.

November 15, 2013 18:07:36 Posted at November 15, 2013 18:07:36
Dean Posted by Dean
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Cindy Ord/ Getty

Like the guy who brings a stick of butter to nuclear weapon fight, Harry Connick Jr. is now trying to throw down with Mariah Carey and failing hard. In case you missed it, the backstory is that Mariah was on Hot 97 the other day and said that working on Idol was “hell”, which is very believable and the most interesting thing anyone who works for American Idol has said since 1962. Full Story

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The Perviest Trailer You’ll Watch Today

November 15, 2013 16:28:54 Posted at November 15, 2013 16:28:54
Duana Posted by Duana

Yesterday was one of those days when everything just piled up. I was overly busy and felt like I wasn’t getting stuff done and just spinning my wheels, mostly due to a lot of family visiting at once. Which, of course, makes you feel like you’re a teenager again, and very much not in the good way. Full Story

Robert Pattinson in Rob Ford’s afterglow

November 15, 2013 16:18:32 Posted at November 15, 2013 16:18:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

It is a new day. And Mayor Rob Ford is at City Hall in Toronto. The morning is full of possibilities. Yesterday morning Ford talked about eating pussy and how much pussy he gets at home with his wife. Right now, as I write this post, I’m listening to him speak live on television about his executive committee. Full Story

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Darren Aronofsky’s Biblical epic

November 15, 2013 16:01:16 Posted at November 15, 2013 16:01:16
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I know it’s a real movie. We have trailers—proof!—that it’s a real movie. But the idea of Darren Aronofsky making a movie about Noah and the Ark seems like a parody. Like a fake movie from an SNL bit, like the Wes Anderson horror movie Full Story

Posh’s heavy eye makeup

November 15, 2013 15:34:21 Posted at November 15, 2013 15:34:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Karl Lagerfeld presented Victoria Beckham with a Bambi Award last night in Berlin. The Bambi Awards are distributed to visionaries and creative artists who’ve inspired the German public. How many Bambi Awards does David Hasselhoff have? Anyway, as you can see, Posh posed the sh-t out of herself. Full Story

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On Being A Wife

November 15, 2013 14:59:14 Posted at November 15, 2013 14:59:14
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 1 Episode 7 recap The question isn’t whether that’s a spoiler, but who I’m talking about in this explosive episode. Because it could be just about anyone, and that’s saying a lot. Let’s get the nonsense out of the way first, although even the nonsense is deeply compelling. Full Story

Please don’t tease

November 15, 2013 14:45:28 Posted at November 15, 2013 14:45:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rihanna and Drake… Please don’t tease. Because I want this too much. I want there to be a Rihanna + Drake. Is it time, finally? The way I’ve scripted them in my imagination, Rihanna is the reason Drake hasn’t had a bonafide in so long. He’s been waiting for her to be ready. Full Story

November 15, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 15, 2013 14:15:13 Posted at November 15, 2013 14:15:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Liz! Happy Birthday from your “sister from another mister” Shirley who also wants to wish you and Matt all the best for your upcoming wedding. And I’m supposed to tell you that you should have more than one bridesmaid. OK, but would you let me pick them? The   Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society is currently looking after a puppy called Nero. Full Story

Friday, November 15, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

The Recording Academy and CBS announced yesterday that a two hour special is being planned to commemorate the 50th anniversary of The Beatles first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. The Night That Changed America: A Grammy Salute To The Beatles will air on February 9 at 8pm. How fortunate that February 9 half a century later falls on a Sunday, non?

Something like 75 million people watched The Beatles that night. Most consider it to be the first night of the British Invasion, a watershed moment in entertainment history. I worry sometimes that my two nephews and my niece, ages 15, 13, and 11, won’t have a Beatles song for every occasion that way so many of us do.

Today feels like an All My Loving day.

Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you
Tomorrow I’ll miss you

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Adam Levine is the Sexiest Man Alive?

November 14, 2013 21:20:02 Posted at November 14, 2013 21:20:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Every year, I run a feature here to handicap PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive. Fifteen to twenty famous men are considered, pros and cons presented. Then I make my prediction. I'm batting about .500. This year's post was scheduled to run tomorrow. But Gossip Cop Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 14, 2013 20:28:38 Posted at November 14, 2013 20:28:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds turtlenecks and Duana finds “A” names in LifeStyle
         
This is not the sex tape I want. I want the Rob Ford sex tape! (Dlisted)

Matthew McConaughey should write a Chicken Soup for Jennifer Aniston (The Superficial)

Here’s a couple I find more tolerable than Elizabeth Hurley and gross Shane Warne (Fish Wrapper)

Miranda Kerr was in Asia instead of Victoria’s Secret (Pop Sugar)

Gisele Bundchen doesn’t need mascara (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey’s so skinny…and now he’s injured (Just Jared)

Catsuits: for stage or can you just walk around in them, no problem, like jeans? (Hollywood Tuna)

Marky Mark says he’s not like the Kardashians (Reality Tea)

Blonde Ashley Greene looks like everyone else (Emily VanCamp) but herself (Popoholic)

Juliette Lewis’s most sedate red carpet look? (Go Fug Yourself)