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April 29, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

April 29, 2013 12:35:55 Posted at April 29, 2013 12:35:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zoe P! Laura is thinking of you and so am I. Good luck today. It’s a good day today. Today is the start of something new, right? Please let me know how it goes.  Full Story

Monday, April 29, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

After Tom Brokaw’s remarks about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last year and specifically the presence of Lindsay Lohan being the reason why he decided not to go, don’t you wonder about the people who turn down the invitation? Like, how many times has the Brange been asked to go... and said no? When the big names do make an appearance, have you noticed which ones choose to go for the full photo opportunity pimp and which ones skip the carpet and head straight inside? Hierarchy is in play in those situations too. More on this later.

It was a really, really busy weekend so we’re getting an early start. Many of the photos from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner have been posted directly to LifeStyle  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

April 26, 2013 19:20:43 Posted at April 26, 2013 19:20:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Buble sang in the subway in New York -- see below for the video. And look at that demographic. As Duana noted, the ones who are stopping are female 25-49. It’s a consumer sweet spot. But why is that lady wearing cat ears?

Sasha finds mixed print dresses and is in love with yet another green coat in LifeStyle.

Future headliners at Coachella AND dressed like assholes? (Dlisted)

OK, yeah, this made me want to hug him (Too Fab)

Tila Tequila is the Emperor now (The Superficial)

This Lanvin jacket looks great on Miley Cyrus (Just Jared)

Why is Jessica Alba amateur modelling?! (Hollywood Tuna)

Shaki and Sunshine kissing courtside (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston’s not getting a prenup?! (Cele|bitchy)

Mimi’s touching her body in a tease again (Towleroad)

Chelsea Handler looked like an Olsen twin (US Weekly)

Julie Delpy looks great in this dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Tiger Eyes

April 26, 2013 18:27:30 Posted at April 26, 2013 18:27:30
Duana Posted by Duana

First call up the memory. The dusty book with the library smell and the girl from the book-modelling place (where do they find those people)? The utter unfamiliarity of New Mexico for most of her readers, who were conditioned to believe that all Judy Blume books would happen a train ride away from Manhattan. Full Story

A punk in red pyjamas

April 26, 2013 16:50:55 Posted at April 26, 2013 16:50:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, All Over Sweden/ Splash

Or is this a onesie? It's Justin Bieber, on tour in Sweden the other day, grooving onto his bus with a member of his entourage like he's some kind of badass. In his mind, this was a cool move in the moment. And, I guess, his fans thought so too? Interesting the difference in perspective of what's "cool". Full Story

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Harry Styles & Kimberly Stewart...?

April 26, 2013 16:09:50 Posted at April 26, 2013 16:09:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, Pacific Coast News

What? Harry Styles went for dinner with Rod Stewart and his wife Penny Lancaster yesterday in LA. Fine. But the photo agencies are saying that at some point, Harry was “reportedly seen kissing and holding hands” with Kimberly Stewart, 33, who gave birth to Benicio Del Toro’s baby Delilah last year. Full Story

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Armie Hammer’s apprenticeship

April 26, 2013 15:23:04 Posted at April 26, 2013 15:23:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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WENN

I said once that no matter how bad The Lone Ranger looks, I wouldn’t bet against director Gore Verbinski pulling a rabbit out of his hat and coming up with something entertaining and crowd-pleasing, if not exactly good. Verbinski is the kind of director that exceeds in chaotic conditions and he has a knack for finding solid character beats amidst splashy action sequences. Full Story

The Originals

April 26, 2013 15:01:19 Posted at April 26, 2013 15:01:19
Duana Posted by Duana

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 20 recap So a wee vacation from our friends in Mystic Falls to the grown-up world of New Orleans. I can say with absolute certainty that I got the flavour of the French Quarter in a way I didn’t expect to. I mean, the brass bands were somewhat expected, I guess, but the feeling of striding in and out of various establishments and knowing people there is something I’ve unconsciously associated with New Orleans, without having been there yet. Full Story

Gwyneth is hairy

April 26, 2013 14:03:17 Posted at April 26, 2013 14:03:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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NBC/ Getty

You’re going to be sad, you know. Gwyneth Paltrow is all up in your face right now, every day, making you hate her, or love her more, and then Iron Man 3 will come out next week in North America and she’ll retreat. And then there will be no one to bitch at or gush over. Raging on anyone else won’t be that much fun. Full Story

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The Royal wand-play

April 26, 2013 13:43:16 Posted at April 26, 2013 13:43:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Eamonn M. McCormack/ Chris Jackson/ AFP/ Getty

Prince William, his Catherine, and Prince Harry were in Diagon Alley today picking up some wands. Somewhere there’s a joke in there about Harry and his stick but I’m not clever enough to find it. As you can see, Kate seems terrified by the glow on the end of Harry’s. Lumos! The best, best, BEST of course is Harry at The Burrow. Full Story

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April 26, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

April 26, 2013 13:16:55 Posted at April 26, 2013 13:16:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Virginia Champoux has been reading my blog since the very beginning. It was my honour to finally meet her last night in Montreal at the Faculty of Celebrity Studies. Virginia is the owner of an adorable shoppe called Mortimer SnodgrassFull Story

Friday, April 26, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

Some weeks in gossip are better than others. This week my G was named PEOPLE’s Most Beautiful. Then she showed up on a red carpet with her ass out. And RDJ rolled up like a badass at the premiere of Iron Man 3. And the Blue Ivy Carter blessed us in Paris. And there were multiple royal outings, including one yesterday that featured Prince Harry trying to change nappies. Today, Harry and the Cambridges are hanging out with the Dark Knight and Harry Potter. Also, there was weed on Justin Bieber’s tour bus. And don’t forget, it all started with Reese Witherspoon being a bitch. If the Brange turned up and threw down some Pitt Porn, I wonder if it’ll all be too much. Let’s save that for Monday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS…Our “Festival Hopping with U by Kotex®” contest went live yesterday.  Read Full Intro

Hot Harry, news anchor and gamer

April 25, 2013 20:15:33 Posted at April 25, 2013 20:15:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Getty

Single Harry gets all the fun jobs. The Ginger Prince was busy today -- he gets two articles! Earlier he was changing nappies at Bradbury House in Nottingham. Click here if you missed it. Then, still in Nottingham, he visited the Confetti Institute of Creative Technologies and played video games with the students, offered to let little kids box him in the face, hung out at the radio station, and even read the news. Full Story

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