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The Cabin in the Woods

September 23, 2013 18:14:41 Posted at September 23, 2013 18:14:41
Maria Posted by Maria
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Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 15 recap I feel like this is the week after a storyline binge – Hank is dead, Jesse is being held hostage, Walt is finally on the run. Now it’s time for consequences. The Vacuum Man who makes people disappear into a new life actually owns a vacuum cleaner shop – how convenient. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

September 23, 2013 18:05:39 Posted at September 23, 2013 18:05:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After Tingles, we’re moving on to Breaking Bad and more. Keep refreshing!

PS I don’t drink coffee. I just get more and more hyper as the day goes on. I’m just saying the exclamation points might get excessive. So, if you’re watching The Social later… you know.

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Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend go out to show off her new hair colour (Socialite Life

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Someone wore a superhero’s mask across her chest last night at the Emmys (I'm Not Obsessed

 

Thank you, Paula Abdul

September 23, 2013 17:57:48 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:57:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I want you to join me in being thankful for what Paula gave us last night. I want you to be thankful that someone came to give us the fun. To give us some pure joy. To remind us that these nights, they are for entertainment, for OUR entertainment. They tell you they want to celebrate their achievements, but they’re incapable of celebrating them without an audience. Full Story

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Best Emmys Save: Tina and Amy

September 23, 2013 17:49:08 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:49:08
Duana Posted by Duana
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Okay, let’s get the sartorial stuff out of the way first. Tina’s dress fit her impeccably. But it was, yes, kind of a boring blue. But her hair was a whole new colour! And she looked more comfortable than she often does on these carpets.  Amy Poehler looks like she’s drinking the blood of virgins. Full Story

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Emmys Worst: Claire Danes

September 23, 2013 17:38:02 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:38:02
Duana Posted by Duana
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It’s partly her own doing, I think. Had she showed up just on her own as Claire Danes, then she would have just been Claire Danes and the hair and the tan and that dress, which is not getting enough criticism, would have been judged on their own. But she showed up for most people’s first time on Ryan Seacrest’s carpet, hijacking the Lena Dunham interview and essentially pushing him off camera. Full Story

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Julie Bowen took all the ruffles

September 23, 2013 17:30:32 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:30:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It turns out I wasn’t specific enough on Friday when I hoped that Julie Bowen would stay away from taffeta. I should have also have included ruffles. Too late. She took all the ruffles. She took all the ruffles and forced them to f-ck like rabbits and they multiplied – in pink! – all over this dress. Full Story

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Emmys Best Dressed: Robin Wright

September 23, 2013 17:24:42 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:24:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’m giving it to her. But I have to say, as best dressed goes, compared to previous award shows, I’m not exactly punching myself in the face with the awesome. That’s what it should feel like, right? For the BEST DRESSED? It should make you want to argue in favour of it until you’re hoarse and exhausted, until you can’t possibly debate anymore, but you still can, until you find a 6th gear, because it deserves your full support, support to the death. Full Story

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Emmys Most Overlooked: Lena Dunham

September 23, 2013 17:09:36 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:09:36
Duana Posted by Duana
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Did not enjoy Lena Dunham’s haircut, but I get it. Did not enjoy her eyeliner, either, but it reminded me of a Halloween costume a couple of years ago when I went out as Taylor Momsen, so that got me thinking about what I’m going to do this year. Sometimes it’s the little things. Full Story

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Emmys Best Game: Julia Louis-Dreyfus

September 23, 2013 16:56:51 Posted at September 23, 2013 16:56:51
Duana Posted by Duana
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Do you see what I’m saying about the strapless dresses? Not only does this one fit tightly under her armpits, but it also rises up and curves OVER her cleavage. There is no danger that it’s going anywhere.   I am more relaxed just by looking at her. This is, of course, because JLD is a big old pro and it’s not her first rodeo, but still. Full Story

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Almost, Kate Mara

September 23, 2013 16:48:35 Posted at September 23, 2013 16:48:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I thought about giving it to Kate Mara, I did. Her white dress was among the best in a night where best, at best, was B+. And there were so few of those. It’s J Mendel. It’s a good idea, not greatly executed. Take a look at it from the side. You see that sheer pantyhose holding it together? Cheap. Full Story

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Kerry Washington’s Emmy wedding

September 23, 2013 16:37:49 Posted at September 23, 2013 16:37:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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By Marchesa standards, it wasn’t horrific. You know what horrific Marchesa looks like, right? Here. That should refresh your memory. Or see Malin Akerman. So, again, by Marchesa standards, it could have been worse. But… I don’t want to talk about Kerry Washington, our beloved Kerry Washington, in those terms. Full Story

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Best Young Dressed: Kiernan Shipka

September 23, 2013 16:26:17 Posted at September 23, 2013 16:26:17
Duana Posted by Duana
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It has to be daunting by this point. By now, Shipka knows she’s not just having fun with clothes. That is, she may well be, but now she knows very well that it’s becoming a thing, the way she looks and what she chooses to wear and stuff, she’s one of the people people care about. Full Story

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Emmys Most Significant Fabric: Connie Britton

September 23, 2013 16:19:51 Posted at September 23, 2013 16:19:51
Duana Posted by Duana

It looks like Nashville. Right? Am I right? My girl Connie Britton dressed in Lions red when it was time to celebrate FNL, and now that it’s about Nashville, it’s about the kind of velvet and brocade that might as easily upholster a chaise lounge to celebrate Rayna James.  I did not hate it. Full Story

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Worst Emmys Makeup & Hair: Anna Faris

September 23, 2013 16:04:43 Posted at September 23, 2013 16:04:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I like Anna Faris so much, so much, so much. But… I’m worried. I worry that maybe the pressure after baby was too much, what with getting a new show and – gasp! – being almost 37 in Hollywood. Was it too much? There seems to be a lot of stress on her face, you know? Like…is it breaking? I don’t want to say that. Full Story

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