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Justin Theroux’s short sleeves

April 6, 2015 15:27:00 Posted at April 6, 2015 15:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash News

Justin Theroux has been in Rome with Ben Stiller working on Zoolander 2. He wrote the screenplay. So if it’s more Tropic Thunder than Rock Of Ages, can we continue to be optimistic? Anyway… Arms, right? All you’re seeing here is arms. This is helped by the fact that his arms are being shown off by short sleeves. Full Story

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Beyonce’s post-Tidal shoe game

April 1, 2015 15:50:13 Posted at April 1, 2015 15:50:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We Dem Boyz/ 247PAPS.TV/ Splash News, J. Countess/ Alo Ceballo/ Stefanie Keenan/ Getty Images

There were two sides to Beyonce’s shoe game yesterday, as Tidal continued to make headlines across conventional and social media. In the afternoon she left an office building in stripes. Look at that blue travesty on her feet. Here’s an example of how only Rihanna can pull sh-t off. Full Story

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Henry Cavill for Christopher Nolan

March 30, 2015 17:48:09 Posted at March 30, 2015 17:48:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ian Gavan/ David M. Benett/ Max Cisotti/ Alex B. Huckle/ John Phillips/ Karwai Tang/ Gareth Cattermole/ Tim P. Whitby/ Mike Marsland/ Dave J Hogan/ Getty Images

Empire Awards in London yesterday. Christopher Nolan was honoured. Nolan’s the father of the Dark Knights. And produces the new films, Superman and the upcoming Batman vs Superman. So this is like showing up for the company president. On a side note that I just want to throw out there right now – I received an update recently from a Henry Cavill fan. Full Story

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Posh hard makeup

March 13, 2015 17:23:58 Posted at March 13, 2015 17:23:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David M. Benett/ Anthony Harvey/ Karwai Tang/ Mike Marsland/ Getty Images

You know what I just said about the McQueen spirit? According to fashion lore, Lee McQueen didn’t want Victoria Beckham at his presentation in 2001 and called her “stupid”. Here’s Posh at the 2001 MOBO Awards:  Full Story

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American Idol Eye Shadow

March 12, 2015 16:48:03 Posted at March 12, 2015 16:48:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Steve Granitz/ Kevin Winter/ David Livingston/ Getty Images

Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, Harry Connick Jr, and Ryan Seacrest were at the American Idol finalists’ party yesterday. People keep talking about the show’s declining ratings but they’re still averaging 10+ million a week. I don’t think that’s an emergency. And that doesn’t mean I’m advocating for its continued existence either. Full Story

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One month countdown

March 9, 2015 17:32:50 Posted at March 9, 2015 17:32:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Samir Hussein/ Chris Jackson/Neil Mockford/ Alex Huckle/ WPA Pool/ Getty Images

They’re saying that Princess Catherine is due in April. No specific date has been revealed, of course, but that would put us at about the one month countdown, right? Here they are, the Cambridges, in London today at Westminster Abbey, attending the Commonwealth Service with Prince Charles and Camilla. Full Story

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A dragon dress and Hillary Clinton hair

February 26, 2015 18:10:13 Posted at February 26, 2015 18:10:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jim Dyson/ Karwai Tang/ David M. Benett/ LEON NEAL/ Getty Images

Blank Space not Style. She’s sticking with the big hit and I understand this, but I just love Style so much and I kind of wanted a tease for what it might look like on tour. And that’s maybe another reason why she stayed with Blank Space. Because you don’t want to give away too much before she kicks that off. Full Story

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Gwyneth Paltrow: Oscars Worst Dressed (Lainey)

February 23, 2015 20:40:09 Posted at February 23, 2015 20:40:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Steve Granitz/ Jason Merritt/ Kevork Djansezian/ Ethan Miller/ Getty Images

Again! She sucked at the Grammys. She sucked at the Globes. She sucked….at the Oscars?!? And it’s not like I don’t love it when G goes rogue at the Oscars. I will always defend the time she went rogue in Alexander McQueen all those years ago. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain: Oscars Most Reluctant

February 23, 2015 09:23:05 Posted at February 23, 2015 09:23:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Jeff Vespa/ Christopher Polk/ Kevin Winter/ Ethan Miller/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty Images

We had a final rehearsal and sound check for etalk at the Oscars until around noon. I was upstairs on the balcony overlooking the auditorium entrance when Jessica Chastain casually walked down the carpet, with her hood pulled up and a pair of casual pants, no handler, no publicist, just by herself, with her dress hanging off one arm. Full Story

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Blake at Marchesa

February 19, 2015 15:17:05 Posted at February 19, 2015 15:17:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Arun Nevader/ Daniel Zuchnik/ Getty Images

Blake Lively was at the Marchesa presentation last night in New York. She wore Marchesa at her wedding. And there’s the Harvey Weinstein connection. OK but... If you’ve been visiting this site for some time, you know how I feel about Marchesa. They send some janky ass sh-t down the runway. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Chris at the Grammys

February 9, 2015 17:37:18 Posted at February 9, 2015 17:37:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Maury Phillips/ Kevin Mazur/ Larry Busacca/ Jason Kempin

It seems like these two are never not together. Gwyneth Paltrow presented. Chris Martin performed. And you can see him I think in the background of one of these shots of her. G, obviously, was there for her “beautiful friend” Beyonce. That’s no accident either. While there were complaints about her presence to introduce B’s performance, you have to know that she would have only been invited on the approval and probable recommendation of Beysus herself. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: the Julia Roberts of the Grammys

February 9, 2015 12:57:47 Posted at February 9, 2015 12:57:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Michael Kovac/ Mark Davis/ Lester Cohen/ Larry Busacca/ VALERIE MACON/

Vulture asked a very important question on Twitter last night: Who has more friends, Taylor or Gwyneth? It’s been a year now, right? Since I first started calling Taylor Swift the “Friend Collector”? She’s also, like, the official mascot of music award shows now too. Full Story

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Saving Cate for the Oscars

January 29, 2015 19:29:05 Posted at January 29, 2015 19:29:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mark Metcalfe/ Don Arnold/ Getty Images

Cate Blanchett stepped out in pink silk last night with black sleeves and hem at the AACTA Awards in Sydney. On anyone else… this would be a mess. Easily. Like on someone with sh-tty posture? And a lot less poise? It’s not my favourite Cate fashion moment. But I can appreciate that she can elevate a piece that on anyone else would look suuuuuuper cheap. Full Story

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