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Jennifer & Jessica’s night out

January 13, 2016 17:11:16 Posted at January 13, 2016 17:11:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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John Sciulli/ Jason LaVeris/ Charley Gallay/ JB Lacroix/ Getty Images

Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel were out last night in LA at the inaugural Image Maker Awards hosted by Marie Claire. They’ve been friends a long time. They’ve worked together (Valentine’s Day) and their husbands have worked together (Runner, Runner). And there are so many more similarities. Full Story

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Katy & Orlando: two nights so far

January 13, 2016 14:39:49 Posted at January 13, 2016 14:39:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, @Parisa/ Splash News, Frazer Harrison/ Steve Granitz/ Getty Images

Stella McCartney presented her Autumn 2016 collection in Hollywood last night and many of her famous friends showed up. Katy Perry was there. And so was Orlando Bloom. As you know, Orlando was supposedly all over Katy at one of the Golden Globes after-parties. Click here Full Story

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Katy Perry: Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey)

January 11, 2016 21:06:42 Posted at January 11, 2016 21:06:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/ John Shearer/ Handout/ Todd Williamson/ George Pimentel/ Steve Granitz/ /Kevin Mazur /Getty Images

There are some who don’t think this dress is all that bad. That it’s the hair that’s the problem. F-ck that. The dress doesn’t get a pass, not at this stop. I’ll never, ever condone a taffeta, not even when it’s cut close to the body. Especially not in 2016. You know what comes to mind when you think of “pink taffeta”? This: Embed from Getty Images Full Story

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Kate Hudson: Globes Worst Dressed (Duana)

January 11, 2016 20:43:57 Posted at January 11, 2016 20:43:57
Duana Posted by Duana
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I struggled with choosing Kate Hudson for Worst Dressed. Not because the dress isn’t bad, of course – the dress is very bad. But usually when someone shows up in a dress like this, it’s kind of cheating to call them ‘worst dressed’. A Bai Ling or a Phoebe Price shows up to these things for the purposes of being worst dressed, which is not what’s happening here. Full Story

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Lady Gaga at the luncheon

December 11, 2015 20:20:02 Posted at December 11, 2015 20:20:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Grant Lamos IV/ Ryan Turgeon/ Felipe Ramales/ Getty Images

Well, I was just saying yesterday in a style post about Lady Gaga that her choices have changed the last couple of years. To be fair, this is not a meat dress. And she’s not wearing a Christmas tree with ornaments dangling from her crotch. Still… it’s not Gaga if she doesn’t show up at a luncheon, in this case the Billboard Women in Music luncheon, where she’s being honoured with the Woman of the Year Award, in a silver bra and long skirt. Full Story

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Tina & Amy are trying

December 9, 2015 16:47:07 Posted at December 9, 2015 16:47:07
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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WENN

Last night was the premiere of Tina Fey’s and Amy Poehler’s new movie, Sisters, which opens next week against New New Star Wars. The opening weekend projection for Star Wars is $190-$225 million, which means no one has a clue what it’s really going to do. There are only three comparables for this movie, both Avengers and Jurassic World, and in each scenario the box office was unpredictable. Full Story

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Longer hair and a turtleneck

December 2, 2015 22:21:12 Posted at December 2, 2015 22:21:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I was all about Brandon Flowers earlier this year. Like crushing hard, google alerting every day. But I also told you I’m fickle. My obsessions have to be fed. My obsessions can also be killed really quickly. Like with an overuse of exclamation points. Or dirty fingernails. So The Killers also participated last night in Jimmy Kimmel’s RED fundraiser episode. Full Story

Not the visual I had in mind

November 24, 2015 16:28:38 Posted at November 24, 2015 16:28:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mayer RCF/ Nancy Rivera/ Jackson Lee/ Photo Image Press/ Splash News, Keystone Press

Like many of you, I thought I’d want to see a photo of Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling side by side. At one time, I thought that might be photo I could add to my spank bank. Right now, my spank bank consists mostly of Charlie Hunnam. Sometimes a little variety helps, you know? But this? Not what I had in mind. Full Story

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JT at the CMAs

November 5, 2015 16:59:32 Posted at November 5, 2015 16:59:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jon Kopaloff/ Terry Wyatt/ Taylor Hill/ John Shearer/ Getty Images

Justin Timberlake performed at the CMAs last night and it was probably the highlight of the event, you know, apart from the middle finger Blake gave to Miranda. JT was energetic, he was entertaining, as he always is in this capacity. He sounded great, the vocals were there, he reminded us of the versatility of his talent, that he’s not restricted to genre. Full Story

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Katniss, Mystique…Captain Marvel?

November 4, 2015 21:28:16 Posted at November 4, 2015 21:28:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Sarah usually keeps me posted on all kinds of Marvel rumours. Sometimes I’m like…um… speak slower to me and talk in civilian language because I don’t understand your comic book pentameter. Sometimes I’m like… WHAT? Cate Blanchett, really? I don’t think I remember her telling me that Jennifer Lawrence is being considered for Captain Marvel though. Full Story

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Charlize in wet metal & more on Sean Penn

October 29, 2015 15:18:12 Posted at October 29, 2015 15:18:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, ChinaFotoPress/ Getty Images

Charlize Theron was in Hong Kong yesterday promoting a real estate project. Everyone’s making China money. Look at this dress. The way it takes the light from some angles it looks wet. At other angles it looks like armour. And it’s not just unforgiving, it adds things that aren’t even there. Full Story

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