Smutty Social Media, Thursday October 1, 2015

If a friend left a kitten in my garage, I would not be happy.

 

"Play me a song Curtis Loew Curtis Loew" ....When your friend @harps226 comes to visit and says "oh by the way I picked up a stray kitten on the highway in Arkansas and it's in the garage". And then she smile's this innocent smile. Guess who has a kitten now? @muttnationfoundation #friendsthatrescue #curtisloewcat #cateyes #ohlordy

A photo posted by Miranda Lambert (@mirandalambert) on

Oct 1, 2015 at 9:50am PDT

 

Preserve is still updating its social media. Why a record player? This is the hipster BS that people didn’t want.

 

Amp up our autumn playlist—click the link in our bio to discover some new tunes and reminisce with the classics. #PRSRV

A photo posted by Preserve (@preserve_us) on

Sep 30, 2015 at 12:28pm PDT

 

Hilaria Baldwin makes friends with a pap.

 

Made peace today with this man...still not a fan of the whole paparazzi situation, but I hate not being friends with people. We encountered each other on the street and both spoke our feelings. It's so easy to dislike someone when you don't actually know him/her...I pride myself in believing we are all equal and to feel compassion for everyone. I'm glad that we had this chance meeting today, Santiago...I look forward to waves and smiles in the future 🙏🏼 @invitedpaparazzi

A photo posted by Hilaria Thomas Baldwin (@hilariabaldwin) on

Oct 1, 2015 at 8:15am PDT

 

Last weekend, Lainey had a birthday party in Vancouver. There were about 20 people there, and she ordered sushi, pad thai, rice, spaghetti and meatballs, sticks of delicious meat, salad and a bunch of other stuff. Plus cupcakes. There was enough food for 60, easily. What do you think is served at a fashion dinner? I never see any food on the table in these photos.

 

'It was such a fun and instant evening! Thank you Anna and @kevin’ - DV @christopherkane @francasozzani1 @voguemagazine #alessandromichele #kevinsystrom @stellamccartney #instagram

A photo posted by Versace (@versace_official) on

Oct 1, 2015 at 3:03am PDT

 

Hugh Jackman brings Pan to Tokyo.

 

Thank you Tokyo for a sensational premiere of #panmovie!! And happy birthday Levi Miller!! #Neverland #Discover

A photo posted by Hugh Jackman (@thehughjackman) on

Oct 1, 2015 at 4:38am PDT

 

This is why musicians hire choreographers.

 

What dreams are made of. @derrtymo @haimtheband

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Sep 30, 2015 at 6:56pm PDT

 

Beyonce doesn’t speak to us, but to FLOTUS? Oh definitely.

 

In school, I learned to be myself and how to be a leader. #62MillionGirls don't have that chance.

A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on

Oct 1, 2015 at 9:12am PDT

 

Jaime King enrolled her kid at the dance studio where that screechy woman has made a reality show career yelling at people.

 

I couldn't resist trying on a pretty tutu @aldcstudiola today!!! @therealabbylee We are so happy to have James Knight starting his artistic path here. P.S. (he got 3 stickers, danced to Frozen and The Little Mermaid - his life was MADE!)

A photo posted by Jaime King (@jaime_king) on

Sep 30, 2015 at 6:09pm PDT

 

Are you as obsessed with Narcos as I am? Pablo Escobar singing The Cure, you’re welcome.

 

Nos bastidores de Narcos ! #Narcos #thecure #wagnermoura @juanpabloraba

A video posted by Wagner Moura (@wagnermourafc) on

Sep 29, 2015 at 4:09pm PDT