We must speak of Adrien Brody in these terms: B.E.: before Elsa and D.E.: during Elsa Elsa of course refers to Elsa Pataky, the love of his life, for whom he bought that fake castle in upstate New York and with whom he keeps posing for lame sh-t photos in Hello Magazine. Gone was the image we had of him: chill, great actor, not a cheesedick. Full Story

Happens to a supermodel. It’s a testament to Christy’s undisputed gorgessity that her face remains unaffected. Because when most of us wear bad hair, everything else goes to sh*t too. But still… Not even Christy Turlington can pull off this half mullet. WTF??? This is Christy yesterday at the FilmAid International Power of Film Gala last night in New York with locks that belong on a head to toe denim-clad chainsmoking gravel voiced hick from a bumf&ck small town with missing teeth minding a corner store alongside a husband who might be her brother. Full Story

Christy Turlington and Ed Burns last night at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame… breathtaking Christy. Wow. Would be a good couple to test my Celebrity Baby Theory on. For those new to the site, the Celebrity Baby Theory works as follows: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace I’m not going to name the specific children. Full Story

Face to Face, Angelina Jolie vs Christy Turlington…who wins the Face Off? I can’t decide. And they both have amazing noses. Christy"s face is all time. Am weak when I look at her. Here’s Christy and Ed Burns at the premiere last night of 27 Dresses, which kinda makes me sad. Once upon a time, Ed Burns was working towards the possibility of actually carrying a movie. Full Story

Is it all the yoga? Hardly. In Christy Turlington’s case it’s definitely the genes. She is absolutely perfect. Here she is with husband Ed Burns, a hunk in his own right, last night at the Black Ball benefiting the Keep a Child Alive Foundation in NYC. These two have a really great story – they were engaged, then 9/11 happened, she didn’t want to postpone their European wedding and he developed a serious case of commitment phobia. Full Story