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This is How We Do It

March 25, 2014 15:34:04 Posted at March 25, 2014 15:34:04
Duana Posted by Duana
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You know when you just can't make yourself care? I remember a couple of weeks ago Lainey was trying to make herself care about Ariana Grande. That's how I feel about the Hemsworths. I try to make myself care. There's no ill-will or distaste, it's just like trying to get me to have a real emotional response to, like, rice. Full Story

Elsa Pataky: Best Oscar Pregnancy (Lainey)

March 3, 2014 10:18:43 Posted at March 3, 2014 10:18:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’m surprised too. Because you know how I feel about Elie Saab: same, same, same, boring, same, same, same. But maybe this is where Elie Saab excels: maternity wear? It’s a good colour on her. And I’ve decided I can only tolerate a nude underlay if it’s on a pregnant lady, although I wonder whether or not this is like my version of a fashion handicap and if that’s the case – is it insulting? Anyway, Elsa Pataky was there because her husband Chris Hemsworth presented with Charlize Theron. Full Story

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The Blonde Hemsworths

December 28, 2012 19:42:21 Posted at December 28, 2012 19:42:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Since I don’t track Elsa Pataky the way she wants me to I’d no idea she cut off all her hair and, she wasn’t blonde before, was she? For the purposes of this blog then, let’s decide that she wasn’t and that this is new. And it looks good the way her hair is flat against her head, the envy of Asians like me who cannot grow it like this, and not unlike Sienna Miller who wore it similarly when she had it short. Full Story

Forever newborn

July 12, 2012 21:26:59 Posted at July 12, 2012 21:26:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Hemsworth’s daughter India is 8 weeks old. I know that’s small. But I feel like even when she’s 18 weeks old she’ll still look this small in his arms. Like hamster-sized. That’s the only commentary I wanted to make on these photos other than the obligatory “see baby, so cute, gush, gush”. Full Story

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Baby’s first Euro

July 3, 2012 15:57:30 Posted at July 3, 2012 15:57:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is Chris Hemsworth with his wife and his mother-in-law holding on to baby India in Madrid yesterday where the Spanish football team arrived following their Euro Cup victory over Italy. It must have been bananas in other parts of the city. Hemsworth should begin production on Thor 2 soon. Full Story

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Baby Hemsworth goes for a walk

May 16, 2012 16:23:35 Posted at May 16, 2012 16:23:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Hemsworth, his wife Elsa Pataky, and their newborn baby girl India Rose (I can hear you, Duana, I can hear you) went for a walk today in London. Elsa’s already back in no-pregnancy shape. SHE WAS PROBABLY FAKING IT! No, we only accuse Beyonce of faking it. Because only Beyonce has amazing muscle memory. Full Story

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Dating up

September 30, 2010 14:42:00 Posted at September 30, 2010 14:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adrien Brody showed up at the screening for The Social Network on his own last night, still kinda douchey and smarmy, but not cranked up to his douche and smarm full potential. A few evenings earlier, in Los Angeles, the girl who let his cheese out and encouraged it to fly, Elsa Pataky, arrived at the LACMA Gala on the arm of Chris Hemsworth. Full Story

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Cate and the riffraff

July 7, 2009 09:56:36 Posted at July 7, 2009 09:56:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Armani Prive show in Paris, Mr Armani showing off his range of clientele – from the pathetic Elsa Pataky, no longer dating Adrien Brody and therefore no longer posing au cheese at his faux castle, and the trash ass of Megan Fox who cannot keep her mouth closed, to the incomparable Cate Blanchett, a longtime fan and friend of the designer, who must be a loyal bitch to agree to suffer in the front row seated next to cheapness. Full Story

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Marriage repair

May 26, 2009 07:29:00 Posted at May 26, 2009 07:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A couple months ago they were on life support. Kate Beckinsale had taken off for London without warning husband Len Wiseman, stayed there a month, found daughter Lily a new school, leaving Len supposedly baffled about what prompted her decision. Her rep vehemently denied there was anything wrong between the two. Full Story

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