03.31.13 I’m ready NOW. Why can’t it be now? HBO has released a preview for Game Of Thrones Season 3. I need to find someone to style my hair like the Khaleesi. Also, don’t tell me, but when are Jon Snow and Gidget whatever her name is having snow sex? Ciaran Hinds is the perfect Mance Rayder, right? Will Thomas Sangster’s Jojen Reed kill that psychopath incest baby king? Is he Arya’s boyfriend? Am I trying to turn Westeros into high school? I don’t care about The Hobbit. Full Story

Michael Fassbender apparently had the day off from shooting The Counselor in Alicante, Spain today. He was photographed out for a walk with a friend. Since many of you are still really into him, those are for you. And these are for me -- Natalie Dormer unrecognisable as a blonde and not in costume as Anne Boleyn or half naked as Margaery Tyrell. Full Story

On set in Dubrovnik, Croatia this week shooting Game Of Thrones Season 3, thanks GOD!  We’re still around 6 months out from seeing any of it but at least, at least it’s happening, at least they’re in process. I have decided that Cersei is my hair idol. Full Story

Was Kit Harington at the Emmys? I don’t know, maybe, I’m not sure. Because they labelled Richard Madden as Kit Harington in a few of the photo agencies so he could have been there and it confused them or he was never there but they just haven’t bothered learning the names of the cast even though, AS I KEEP SCREAMING, they never seem to have a problem telling the difference between every famewhoring twat who’s trying to get a proposal on The Bachelor, God! And just as I was moaning about the lack of couture and proper styling at the Emmys, here comes the khaleesi in Chanel Resort (from this collection Full Story

While I work on a Dina Lohan article, please enjoy Kit Harington in Flaunt Magazine. I was browsing through the site while preparing to write an article about Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Have a story to tell you about him at TIFF which I’ll get to sooner or later but then I came across Jon Snow being beautiful and British and thought you might enjoy. Full Story

TMZ has photos of Ygritte and Jon Snow a couple of weeks ago being all sweet and romantic at a London restaurant. Click here to see. Apparently they were kissing too. OK fine so they’re probably dating in real life but more importantly...do they f-ck in the story? I really want them to. Full Story

And a now moment to geek out over Game Of Thrones.... Littlefinger - aka Aidan Gillen - was at the Irish premiere of Shadow Dancer. Yes he’s Irish. Which means Duana likes him even more now. I like him even more because he can work a red carpet. Look at our Littlefinger with his head tilted just so, lowered for the most flattering angle, and one foot slightly ahead of the other. Full Story

OK, let me get this out the way first: (SCREAMING) - why don’t you watch Misfits??? How come you know more about the last 4 seasons of Dancing With The Sh-ts than you do about Superhoodie and his degenerate friends? I’m done. And have you heard? In my world it’s the equivalent of Harry Potter marrying Mariah Carey. Full Story

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 10 recap I've always been open about the fact that I'm greedy where TV is concerned - the more episodes the better.  But I might be transferring to the 10-episode system.  It's like a roller coaster, you know?  The long pull upward  and then the big rush of going down - I can't believe we're already finished season 2. Full Story

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 9 recap First - I mess around on the violin, though I rarely have time for real lessons.  Every week, I think "why don't I play the Game Of Thrones theme song? That would entertain me and annoy the dog." And by the time I remember that I want to try it, it's 10 at night and no longer suitable to subject the neighbours to my screechings. Full Story

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 8 recap (Lainey: I’ve not watched this episode and won’t be able to until I get home next week.  But I read Duana’s pieces before they post. Just wanted to let you know that Game Of Thrones pain is stronger than Cannes pleasure.) Obviously, Game of Thrones is fascinated by parentage, by bloodlines and family. Full Story

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 7 recapPreviously, Cersei sent word to Jamie that she loved him, Jon Snow swore to kill Ygritte but couldn't, Bran surrendered Winterfell to stupid Theon, there was a riot and Sansa was almost raped (but I think the hound called her “little bird”?), Arya had Jaqen kill a guy who was going to out her, Hodor and Osha got past Theon's guards. Full Story

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 6After hearing comments as recently as this weekend that fans felt like the stories weren't as edge of your seat as last year, this episode of GOT literally left you breathless and barely able to speak.  And that's even without commentary on Joffrey.  Without further rumination . Full Story

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 5We never skip the credits in my house, ever.  What I love most is that initial minor-to-major key change at the beginning.  Makes me so happy.  So, King's Landing, Pyke, Winterfell, The Wall (which I mostly just want to call "Sam" ), and Qarth.As utterly ridiculous as it may seem, we are halfway through the season of Game Of Thrones and so it seems time to take stock of where we are, who's dead, and who has a prayer of making it to the end of the season. Full Story