January Jones. I don’t get it. Like, AT ALL. Granted I don’t watch Mad Men, but even if she is brilliant on the show (is she?), she is the celebrity equivalent of lukewarm….anything. Jones is just so boring and bland, even when an interviewer is trying to impose a personality on her, like in this NYT profile Full Story

Here I am in a sequined black dress you could easily find at French Connection, my eyes weirded up with black liner, and I’ll call it enough for punk at the MET Gala. Sure... If you’re Kate Moss, fine. If you’re Chloe Sevigny, OK. But if you’re January Jones? Who can’t make a paternity scandal interesting? Let me sit you next to Amber Heard so that you can disappear together. Full Story

But first -- check her out last night at the Mad Men Season 6 premiere. Hate this dress. If it were all black it may be different. But the white and baby blue here is like eye shadow on a bride. And GROSS shoes. Jones, as you know, has recently been in the news for allegedly riding up on Liam Hemsworth at an Oscar party and since then he and Miley Cyrus may or may not have called off their engagement or are getting back together or never broke up. Full Story

Of Bradley Cooper, that is. While Alec Baldwin and Shia LaBeouf are trying to out-dick each other on Twitter, Renee Zellweger and Zoe Saldana were keeping it all class in the front row at the Miu Miu show in Paris today. Click here to see the collection. Full Story

Miley Cyrus stepped out with blue hair she calls platinum the other day after it was widely rumoured last week that fiancé Liam Hemsworth was cheating on her with January Jones. I’m not saying Liam isn’t... But that story wasn’t sourced. That story originated because the paps were standing outside a party and shot them getting into a car together. Full Story

January Jones is losing her hair. She says it’s “falling out in clumps” because she changes the colour so often, I guess a common hazard for busy working actresses (maybe a problem for regular ladies too?). Normally this would be something that we could maybe feel bad about, but if she’s talking about it on the SAG red carpet and at Sundance I think it’s ok to laugh at this, right? Maybe even, if we’re feeling really inspired later today, me and Lainey could create a Black Eyed Peas parody video called My Clumps? That her hair is falling out is totally typical of January Jones. Full Story

It was a pretty boring carpet on style, right? So how could January Jones be the worst? Not with that bitch-face. (Did you see her stalk in like she was ready to have words?) Not with this hair. You might not like it, or the dress, but at least it gave you a reaction. At least it gave you some thrill. Full Story

And now, the “fangirl if they’re your favourites” voting roundup. If anyone looks happiest about voting it’s Mae Whitman, who is so proud and happy you’d think it was her first time.  I don’t think it is -- she’s 24 -- but it’s cute as all heck nonetheless… Whereas Hilary Duff looks like this is just a long line of errands she’s doing today, don’t you think? I guess the white top is ideal for letting the sticker show, and/or the red bra-slash-tank underneath implies patriotism, but don’t you think she could dress a little snappier for voting day when she KNEW she’d be photographed?  Josh Duhamel went for this “blank canvas with a sticker” look as well, but he looks a little less …oh, I don’t know, completely posed? By this logic,  Elizabeth Banks is the anti-famewhore, as this charming pic of her boobs and her voting sticker does not include her face. Full Story

Click here for preview #1.I just googled “Did Rare Steak Exist In The 60s?” (Answer - not really, except for “barbarians”).  This was mainly due to how much I’m enjoying my leftovers-lunch, but as I turned my thoughts to Mad Men, I started thinking about what else I enjoy that the inhabitants of that era didn’t. Full Story

As you know, I don’t care about who fathered January Jones’s baby. I should. But she is beige. You throw some girl sh-t onto her however, and, well, girl sh-t never sucks.January showed up to Vanity Fair last night. Jason Sudeikis, who was, at one time, rumoured to be the sire, was there too. With his new bonafide Olivia Wilde. Full Story

Remember when January Jones got pregnant and wouldn’t tell anyone who the father was and everyone thought it was Matthew Vaughn, the director of X-Men: First Class and husband of Claudia Schiffer even though he denied it?Barely.January Jones is the beigest gossip protagonist ever.Anyway, it’s been confirmed that Vaughn will be back to direct an X-Men sequel, bringing back James McAvoy as Charles Xavier and Michael Fassbender as Magneto. Full Story

WHO CARES?On paper it was Great for Gossip:Beautiful actress, mystery sire, married director...We were made for this.But at the heart of the story: January Jones. F-cking Boring January Jones. January Jones who - ask Zach Galifianakis - is a giant bitch to begin with, which is normally a wonderful first ingredient for Good Gossip, couldn’t make me care about a story that was built for every gossip blog. Full Story

Grace of Monaco is a $15 million project that is searching for a director and then... the actress who will play her. It was a matter of time. The script profiles Princess Grace’s life in 1962. She was 33. There was a political situation going down between Monaco and France. Her Serenity was apparently involved in some of the negotiations behind-the-scenes. Full Story

Whatever did or didn’t happen with January Jones, clearly Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn are taking the approach that that baby with the mystery father has nothing to do with them. Claudia is standing by her man after his denial. Imagine how that would have gone down though when he had to tell her he was releasing a statement? What do you say to your wife when your actor is pregnant and people think it’s you who put it in there? Jesus. Full Story