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Nacho crusades for polo

August 27, 2013 14:28:17 Posted at August 27, 2013 14:28:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Peter Ash Lee c/o NUVO

I get requests all the time for more coverage on Nacho Figueras. The truth is, I don’t know much about him beyond him playing polo all the time with Princes William and Harry, mostly Harry. Figueras covers the new issue of NUVO. The man has great hair. Full Story

Iker in transition

August 22, 2013 16:31:00 Posted at August 22, 2013 16:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

I have been waiting and waiting for access to new pictures of Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas for weeks. As you, I love them so much. And it was confirmed a few weeks ago that they’re expecting a baby. Here they are out for dinner in Madrid earlier this week. So it’s transition time for Iker, both personally and professionally. Full Story

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Oh yeah you did

August 15, 2013 15:33:14 Posted at August 15, 2013 15:33:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady was injured yesterday during Patriots practice. A subsequent MRI came back negative. It’s a sprain. He’ll be fine. They’ll rest him until week 1 and it’ll be fine. As Boston unclenches, a little. Losing Brady would be a monumental setback. Like, that’s the season, you know? Don’t come with your Tim Tebow either. Full Story

Tom Brady’s new business

July 31, 2013 14:28:29 Posted at July 31, 2013 14:28:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Tom Brady is on the cover of the new issue of Men’s Health in a grey t-shirt under a leather jacket and short tousled hair. Looks GREAT. Like really, really, REALLY hot. In addition to kicking off a new season, Brady will also be opening up a new business in September. According to the magazine, his TB12 Sports Therapy Centre will help athletes train smarter: “It’s so frustrating for me to see athletes not being able to do what they really love to do. Full Story

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Ham & Affleck together again

July 18, 2013 17:47:47 Posted at July 18, 2013 17:47:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Frederick M. Brown/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Ben Affleck directed Jon Hamm in The Town, released in 2010. Back then I didn’t know that… Hamm had it in him the way Affleck had it in him. Oh but he does. Can you imagine that wingman situation? Middle-aged women would moist themselves as hard as they do at a Twilight convention. Sure, I coulda used a different word there, but “moist” is so much more evocative, non? Hamm hosted the ESPY Awards last night. Full Story

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Selena and the athletes

July 18, 2013 15:58:35 Posted at July 18, 2013 15:58:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Selena Gomez was at the ESPY Awards last night. She wore red Dolce & Gabbana. You know what I’m starting to notice about Selena Gomez? I feel like every dress she puts on, no matter how different it might be, always looks the same, has the same effect. Why is this? I think I prefer her in casual clothes. Full Story

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Andy and Kim celebrate on holiday

July 16, 2013 15:03:01 Posted at July 16, 2013 15:03:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

After Wimbledon, I received many emails from you about your new obsession: Andy Murray and Kim Sears. Me too! But then I wondered... Was it just the rush of victory? Was it a true obsession? Or were we getting carried away? So I decided to wait. Wait and see if the interest abated. Aaaaand. Full Story

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Jude in the Royal Box

July 5, 2013 15:34:32 Posted at July 5, 2013 15:34:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Clive Brunskill/ Getty

It’s men’s semi-final day at Wimbledon. I’ve got one eye on the Djokovic-Del Potro match right now. It’s a good one. After they’re done, Andy Murray takes centre court. With an entire country behind him, including Jude Law, who’s watching from the Royal Box, not far from that bore Pippa Middleton. Full Story

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Girl Sh-t at Wimbledon

June 24, 2013 15:01:21 Posted at June 24, 2013 15:01:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Wimbledon started today. On the women’s side, world #1 Serena Williams is heavily favoured, riding a 31 match win streak into the tournament. Serena was profiled recently in Rolling Stone – a controversial interview for several reasons, one of which we’ll get into later – and the writer argued that no one is as dominant in his or her sport as Serena Williams. Full Story

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Rafa, Rafa, Rafa, Rafa, Rafa, Rafa, Rafa, Rafa!

June 10, 2013 20:40:21 Posted at June 10, 2013 20:40:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, KCS Presse/ Splash

8 times Rafa... The only man to win the same major 8 times... RAFA! But it was a foregone conclusion after Friday’s match against Novak Djokovic, right? I was watching -- and screaming -- at work. As soon as he hit that shot between the legs, everyone had to know it was over. Rafa was destined. Full Story

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Tiger’s good luck charm

May 21, 2013 19:00:20 Posted at May 21, 2013 19:00:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

My ma always says -- some people bring you good luck, and other people will suck away all your luck. Chinese astrology has a lot to do with it. Every sign has its opposing sign. I, for example, am an ox. It would be terrible if I had married someone born under the sheep sign. If you have to, if that’s who you happen to fall in love with, then the wedding date becomes critical. Full Story

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Beckham retires

May 16, 2013 14:59:22 Posted at May 16, 2013 14:59:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

David Beckham has just announced his retirement. He’d been playing with Paris Saint-Germain, helping the team win its first French title in 19 years on Saturday. Here he is celebrating with his teammates at the victory parade on Tuesday. PSG was expected to ask him to stay for another year but he’s decided to turn it down, explaining: “I'm thankful to PSG for giving me the opportunity to continue but I feel now is the right time to finish my career, playing at the highest level. Full Story

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The Princess and the Golfer

March 11, 2013 20:47:15 Posted at March 11, 2013 20:47:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, FameFlynet

We don't call him King Wayne here in Canada but we do call him The Great One, which is almost the same. Wayne Gretzky in Canada is about as royal as it gets. And now his daughter has become something of a Hollywood socialite with her very own fame aspirations, complete with provocative picture scandal and now, an athlete boyfriend -- PGA Tour golfer Dustin Johnson. Full Story

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Beckhams in Paris

January 31, 2013 15:25:15 Posted at January 31, 2013 15:25:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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KCS Presse/ Splash

David Beckham is currently at a hospital in Paris where he’s undergoing physical evaluation, a formality before the announcement -- Becks will play for Paris Saint-Germain, back in Europe to end his career. A press conference will follow shortly. And, as you would expect, already the British are sh-tting on the move as a purely commercial endeavour, for both the club and Becks. Full Story

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