I asked on Twitter why Olivia Munn was at the Oscars. Someone replied that she was in Magic Mike. Yeah so was Joe Manganiello. You think Joe Manganiello should be at the Oscars? Still, Olivia Munn had more reason, I guess if you stretch, than John Stamos. Was Uncle Jesse there to play the drums? Or was he there to remind me that my longtime dream of him hooking up with Jennifer Aniston will never happen? He doesn’t even make movies! But perhaps the most egregious -- the f-ck was Brandi Glanville doing there? Who? Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife. Full Story

Exclusive So if you’ve been reading this blog long enough, you know I’ve been trying to make John Stamos happen with Jennifer Aniston for a long time. Jennifer Aniston was rumoured to be dating Bradley Cooper a couple of years ago after they were seen out for dinner in New York. But he was actually hooking up with someone else. Full Story

You take an elevator to get up to the venue after getting through the check list stations. The list is always strictly enforced at Soho House. The elevator opens up to a massive two level space. There’s a piano in front of you to the right. On the left there are pool tables. Very men’s clubby. Full Story

Written by Duana I thought that it would be important, when I was writing a review of Glee, to make it somehow different from the ones I write about Mad Men or Gossip Girl. Maybe some cute references to song lyrics, something. But I don’t want to. Full Story

If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, even back when it was just a newsletter, you’ll know that for years I’ve been trying to make Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos happen. For years. The universe kept denying me. Now possibly forever. Stamos is involved in an extortion trial. Full Story

After Adrian Grenier cut his hair, many of you noted that he looks remarkably like John Stamos who happened to be photographed on the set of Entourage filming a guest appearance on the show yesterday. I don’t see it but again, I don’t have the best eyes. While Stamos was shooting in LA, his soulmate Jennifer Aniston continued to work on Just Go With It in Hawaii. Full Story

They must be over it. This press tour for The Bounty Hunter that seemed to begin not recently but way back last summer when they were shooting it. If they’re not over it, we are f-cking over it. Perhaps this is the end then. Perhaps Spain is the last stop. And if so, then Jennifer Aniston saved the best for last. Full Story

Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross. It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not be looking like this. Wasn’t he sticking his tongue down some random’s throat just last week? And he was still invited to join the party? Fabulous at 41!’s self esteem must be at an all time low. Full Story

John Stamos received his star on the Walk of Fame yesterday celebrating with Garry Marshall and co-stars from ER and his family and also that pervy douche Bob Saget. So now is he good enough for Jennifer Aniston? Silly me, I forgot. She keeps mining Hollywood for a new love. For years I’ve been saying he’s perfect. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston also known as Fabulous at 40!!! at the premiere of Love Happens last night with co-star Aaron Eckhart. The sh-ttier the movie, the better she looks on the carpet. And this is the best she’s looked in a long time. The skin, the hair, the LEGS… These legs are taking on Angelina’s trip to Ethiopia with Miss Zahara Full Story

It’s John Stamos at the Tony Awards last night. He’ll be back on Broadway in Bye Bye Birdie with Gina Gershon in the Fall. A little orange, but otherwise so handsome, non? And seemingly ageless. And, for the hundredth f-cking time!, PERFECT for Jennifer Aniston who for some reason thinks she’s too good for him. Full Story

What? Shame. Looks like that hook up between Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler during TIFF was a one night only because despite her high hopes, Gerry returned to LA and decided to keep his options open. Check out this TMZ video Full Story

Her name is Emma Hemming, a model. She’s now dating Bruce Willis. But rumour has it she was supposedly involved with John Stamos not too long ago, though information on this is sparse because… well … who really cares about John Stamos. This is probably why Emma’s moved on to Bruce. Full Story

John Stamos has grown out a big bushy writer’s strike beard and decided to show it off at The Ivy yesterday. Hirsute or not, he’s a fine looking man, non? Handsome, amazing hair, amazing hair. The male hair counterpart to Jennifer Aniston. Happy for him – he has a serious girlfriend now. Full Story