So much goodness going on in this set of photos... First of all, it’s always good when Hot Harry is on a horse. And it’s even better when Hot Harry spends time with the children. And it’s hilarious when Hot Harry is in the presence of a fan girl who cannot handle his ginger sizzle. Full Story

As I wrote yesterday, Princess Catherine is almost done with her official appearances ahead of the big birth. She’ll be at the Trooping the Colour ceremony on Saturday alongside the royal family and then the only item on her personal schedule left is Thomas Van BeeZee’s wedding (that dude’s name is too much of a pain in the ass to spell check every f-cking time). Full Story

Battle at the newsstand this weekend... Baby bumps vs Wedding Slumps! A Princess vs America’s Sweetheart! Just... Ignore the right half of the US Weekly cover. Let’s start there. US Weekly has new details on the final days of Catherine of William’s pregnancy. Full Story

Today was not optional. The Queen marked the 60th anniversary of her coronation today and the entire family, at least the senior members, were there to honour her, including, yes, Katy Cambridge and fetus heir. Does Hot Harry ever shut up in church? By the way, later on in the day Harry unveiled a plaque outside Westminster Abbey commemorating the wedding of William and Catherine as part of the Coronation anniversary celebrations. Full Story

Mrs Cambridge attended the Queen’s garden party today at Buckingham Palace with her in-laws. She looked great in yellow over the growing heir. Not much longer now. As you can see, Kate seems to get on great with Camilla. And William? Garden parties aren’t for the Wales boys, I guess. Full Story

Prince William, his Catherine, and Prince Harry were in Diagon Alley today picking up some wands. Somewhere there’s a joke in there about Harry and his stick but I’m not clever enough to find it. As you can see, Kate seems terrified by the glow on the end of Harry’s. Lumos! The best, best, BEST of course is Harry at The Burrow. Full Story

Mrs Cambridge attended a reception tonight at the National Portrait Gallery in London wearing an empire waist dress in eggshell blue. It’s decided then: longer hemlines without a coat, shorter hemlines with a coat on top. It’s great to see her looking so healthy and strong, especially the way this pregnancy started. Full Story

Looks like it's a busy work week for Princess Catherine of William who stepped out again today in Manchester following her visit with the Scouts on Sunday. For weeks Kate has been covering the royal heir under coats. Interestingly, without a coat, she drops the hemline. Here she is in a dress that clings and these are probably the best shots we've had so far of her pregnancy progression. Full Story

While Prince Harry was hanging out at the marathon yesterday, his sister-in-law, Katy Cambridge, spent the day with the Queen’s Scouts at Windsor Castle. She was a vision in fertile green, once again, using a short hemline to accentuate her trim legs so as to balance the bulk that’s growing above the waist. Full Story

William and his Catherine are in Scotland for a couple of days this week. Here they are at a sporting demonstration today at Emirates Arena in Glasgow. Kate seemed charmed by the little runners. Look at them, working so hard for the Prince and the Princess. Am I crazy or does the Princess’s hair seem a couple of inches shorter, even allowing for curl? As I noted a few weeks ago on March 19 Full Story

Sh-t, Katy Cambridge has been BUSY this week. That’s FOUR public appearances... so far. Today, despite the deep freeze all over England right now, she was at the Great Tower Scout Camp in Cumbria with other adult volunteers of the Scout Association learning some new scout skills. She made a fire. Full Story

Princess Catherine stepped out again today on official royal duty, her third appearance in four days, this time at the side of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh at a visit to Baker Street underground station. Not that there was any doubt about it but this reaffirms, obviously, that Her Majesty is very fond of her granddaughter-in-law, and perhaps more so because she’s (re)productive. Full Story

Oh much better than that sh-tty ass St Patrick’s Day royal bun that gave me the swears yesterday. Did you take a good look at that thing? Did you see its shape from the sides? What kind of a stylist allows that to be seen in public on a princess? Jackie M wrote to me yesterday countering that a simple low ponytail, as I suggested as an acceptable and much less ugly alternative, would be an affront to a certain demographic. Full Story

Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Full Story