Katie’s new role, and it’s not tap dancing
Did you catch that in Tina Fey’s monologue on Saturday Night Live? She was telling the new cast members that dancing for the host is part of the job. Then she replayed all the times she had to jazz hand it during her 9 years as a regular player on the show. And she remembered how Will Ferrell had to tap dance for o the same…for Katie Holmes, because Katie Holmes can’t tap. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA.
Here’s Katie at the TAO grand opening in New York the other night. Great jacket, non? It’s over $2000 if you can afford it here. In other Katie news, she’s booked a role on The Giver, the film adaptation of Lois Lowry’s book, starring Meryl Streep and Jeff Bridges. She’s to play The Giver’s mother. Taylor Swift is in it too. And… Alexander Skarsgard.
There we go.
Now should we Gossip Genie that situation?
They can be tall together. He can show her how it’s done, Swede-styles. It would be SO GOOD for Gossip. Can we join hands and pray?