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Blake & Miranda: his and her cheating rumours

August 5, 2015 16:59:57 Posted at August 5, 2015 16:59:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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IN TOUCH Magazine is reporting that Blake Shelton and Cady Groves hooked up and that’s why he and Miranda Lambert are over. Now Blake is threatening to sue IN TOUCH. According to TMZ, his lawyers have sent the magazine a letter warning that he’ll take them to court if they don’t retract their story. Full Story

Bradley Cooper: I’m suing too!

June 10, 2015 20:20:31 Posted at June 10, 2015 20:20:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Maria just emailed me wondering if Bradley Cooper and Leonardo DiCaprio share the same lawyer. The two are good friends, as you know. And they both date models, as you know. And now they’re both suing French magazine Oops! Leo is suing Oops! for making up a story about him knocking up Rihanna. Full Story

Leo sues

June 8, 2015 20:16:40 Posted at June 8, 2015 20:16:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Leonardo DiCaprio is suing French magazine Oops! over a story they ran about him getting Rihanna pregnant but that he doesn’t want to have anything to do with the baby. According to TMZ, Leo’s people contacted Oops! to tell them they were full of sh-t, and the French gossips were like, yeah, we know, whatever. Full Story

Australia REALLY hates Johnny Depp

May 26, 2015 19:59:01 Posted at May 26, 2015 19:59:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard left Australia yesterday – click here to see shots of them trying to avoid paps in their car on the way to their private jet. Earlier in the day, the Australian senate held a meeting to decide whether or not he would be charged for violating the quarantine when they snuck their dogs into the country a few weeks ago. Full Story

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Whatever Happened to Mischa Barton?

April 8, 2015 19:11:40 Posted at April 8, 2015 19:11:40
Maria Posted by Maria
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Mischa Barton is in a strange spot career-wise. She’s not old enough to be “forgotten” but she’s not relevant enough to come up as a casting choice. Basically her trade is horror movies and traveling theatre productions. I wondered why she hadn’t tried a CW show but in fact she has, in 2012. Full Story

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The Clooneys $600 selfie

April 6, 2015 18:11:34 Posted at April 6, 2015 18:11:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Amal and George Clooney will be spending the summer at their home in Lake Como next month and apparently there’s going to be a birthday party and a temporary bylaw has been passed that’s supposed to be to deter paps and gawkers. They’re making it so that if you violate the ban, you could be fined $600. Full Story

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Jeremy Renner’s divorce drama is over

April 2, 2015 15:07:06 Posted at April 2, 2015 15:07:06
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The last we heard in Jeremy Renner’s ongoing and super messy divorce drama, he and estranged wife Sonni Pacheco were hurling insults and accusing each other of being unfit parents. She said, he said, well now the court has said. Yesterday Renner and Pacheco’s custody case was settled and Renner got his way on all points—no spousal support, joint custody, and the $13K/month in child support originally offered. Full Story

Pardoning Marky Mark

December 8, 2014 14:10:55 Posted at December 8, 2014 14:10:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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When Mark Wahlberg was 16 years old, he tried to rob a man who was carrying two cases of beer. He beat the man with a stick. He called the man a “Vietnamese f-cking sh-t”. Then he fled the scene and ran into another man, also Vietnamese. Marky Mark ended up punching this man in the eye. Full Story

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I Do Declare

October 15, 2014 13:42:11 Posted at October 15, 2014 13:42:11
Maria Posted by Maria
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I don’t know much about Southern Belles (besides what I learned from watching Designing Women), but yesterday I wrote about a Preserve post titled “The Allure of Antebellum” (click here for a refresher). I called the piece tone deaf, but Gawker threw down a firmer approach, including clearly marked bracketed edits that referenced slavery and institutionalized white supremacy. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan’s birthday lawsuit

July 2, 2014 15:38:01 Posted at July 2, 2014 15:38:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan is suing Grand Theft Auto. Apparently there’s a character in the game called Lacey Jonas who lives at the Chateau Marmont who poses with her fingers in a peace sign while wearing a red bikini. Also, they allegedly used her likeness to promote the game. You know who else is suing Grand Theft Auto? Some woman from Mob Wives. Full Story

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Katie Heigl sues for $6 million

April 10, 2014 15:39:04 Posted at April 10, 2014 15:39:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Katherine Heigl was papped after leaving a Duane Reade. The company then tweeted out a photo with the caption: So now she's suing them for using her image to promote themselves. Full Story

Tom Cruise vs Nazis & Pervs

February 15, 2013 16:58:52 Posted at February 15, 2013 16:58:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many years ago, I wrote about the hierarchy of celebrity tabloids. In short, PEOPLE and US Weekly at the top, and the bottom feeders are Star, IN TOUCH, and Life & Style. If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I rarely bother with a story that originates from the last three. Full Story

Tom sues

October 25, 2012 14:39:48 Posted at October 25, 2012 14:39:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most of them most the time just threaten to sue. They have their lawyer make a statement to the media all like, “we will be pursuing legal action” but the legal action never happens. Like Ashton Kutcher. And Chris Martin. And Jessica Simpson. Tom Cruise however... Tom Cruise didn’t just pretend to sue and not sue. Full Story