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Intro for July 30, 2014

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Dear Gossips,

I posted a blind riddle back in 2012 called 2 Days and 20 Years. It was about a woman who had two evenings of sex, with two different partners aged twenty years apart. Click here for a refresher. Please think about that today.

On an unrelated note – why was Charlie Hunnam not at Comic-Con? A VOGUE photo shoot. Charlie isn’t photogenic when he’s standing on a red carpet. But in a studio setting and properly styled? Jesus. I can’t wait to see these pictures.

Anyway, to help ease the disappointment from his absence, he recorded a video message to the fans that was played at the Sons Of Anarchy panel, the show’s final Comic-Con panel since it’s concluding this fall. What a great ass. He shows his ass all the time on SOA. It’s never looked hairy to me. Do you think he waxes it? I have decided I like a waxed ass on a dude.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort?

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While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems so …uncomfortable? Let’s play Photo Assumption and make some baseless suggestions about why she looks so clenched. Full Story

 

Hot Harry’s desert boots

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After spending a few days in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games, a casually dressed Prince Harry was at BBC Radio 2 today to talk about the Invictus Games. Good hang on those jeans. But I might need him to retire the desert boots now. There are so many other options. How about a pair of kicks? Are royal people not allowed to wear kicks except when they’re doing something athletic? Not even with jeans? Like what’s wrong with a pair of Converse here? Vans?  Here’s my theory on why Harry never combs his hair: he thinks that if he doesn’t comb it, it will look like there’s more of it. Full Story

 
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