The low-rent (and probably lying) Vickie Miner

March 19, 2014 16:26:08 Posted at March 19, 2014 16:26:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reality Bites came out 20 years ago.

20 years!

God I LIVED that movie.

My goal then is to throw in a Reality Bites reference any time I can. And especially when I have nothing to say about Lindsay Lohan other than she’s proven herself to be a chronic liar. Last week, INTOUCH Weekly uncovered a piece of paper that listed off everyone she claims to have slept with. Click here for a refresher. Several names were blurred at the time. Smart. Because now they can draw out the story for a second week. IF that is you believe it. Because, again, Lindsay Lohan would say anything. And does.

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So who are the new additions? Most notably: Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillippe, Orlando Bloom, and Benicio Del Toro. Most hilariously though, at least to me, is the guy noted as just “Aaron (RNGRS)”. No last name? That’s totally a Vickie Miner move! Only Vickie would put a question mark beside it.

Also, are my eyes bugging or is Samantha Ronson missing from this list?


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