May 25, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 25, 2015 12:52:50 Posted at May 25, 2015 12:52:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is for Jacqui who loved gossip and Michael Buble. Meeting him was one of the highlights of her life. Click here to read one of her final blog posts, “Life Is Not Too Short”. For her last shout-out then, here are some shots of Michael Buble out in Madrid a few weeks ago. Full Story

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Dear Gossips,

Last week I used Miley Cyrus as an excuse to talk about Brandon Flowers. Have I mentioned that I’m obsessed with Brandon Flowers? Anyway, in that post (click here for a refresher), I gossip-wished Brandon covering Don’t Get Me Wrong for Miley’s next Backyard Session. Well, he performed in London last night. And he covered Don’t Get Me Wrong. But instead of Miley, He.Sang.It.With.Chrissie.Hynde.

Um…

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to restrain myself from watching this too many times because he is so f-cking hot in this video, I might not be able to work. Oh and he also performed it on BBC Radio 2 live at Maida Vale studios.  Read Full Intro

Happy Anniversary to us, Tom Cruise

May 22, 2015 19:46:52 Posted at May 22, 2015 19:46:52
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Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of this: It’s still funny and crazy and everything. And its impact on the career of then the biggest movie star in the world is still a fascinating discussion. But Tom jumping on Oprah’s couch is more than just Classic Gossip. That moment has real historical significance. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 22, 2015 19:17:54 Posted at May 22, 2015 19:17:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This dress is AMAZING. (Dlisted)

Prince William raises a glass (Just Jared

Cara Delevingne says Cara Delevingne would have been impossible in the 90s (Cele|bitchy

Pamela Anderson’s mom bangs for Ellen (TooFab

Michelle Rodriguez hangs out with Stephanie Seymour’s son. Yes, that one. (The Superficial

Hated Irina Shayk’s amfAR dress. By the way, she was back in London today. (Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Aniston’s throwback Thursday (Pop Sugar

Rose Byrne calls out Hollywood (Pajiba

Smutty Social Media, Friday May 22, 2015

May 22, 2015 19:00:31 Posted at May 22, 2015 19:00:31
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Page Six is reporting that Naomi Campbell is having a huge birthday party in France this weekend, to dovetail with the film festival. The usual suspects – Diddy, Leo, billionaires – will be in play. When asked for a comment, her publicist told Page Six Full Story

The Assassin is a contender

May 22, 2015 17:25:29 Posted at May 22, 2015 17:25:29
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The Assassin was the film that Sarah was most excited about ahead of Cannes. This is how she described it in her preview:  Taiwanese director Hou Hsiao-Hsien is arguably one of the greatest directors in the world and he has a new martial arts film, The Assassin, about a ninth century girl who is trained to be an assassin by a nun. Full Story

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Pan is an acid-fueled nightmare

May 22, 2015 17:02:56 Posted at May 22, 2015 17:02:56
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A new trailer for the Peter Pan prequel no one asked for, Pan, is out and goddamn this movie looks terrible. After the first trailer, Lainey had some concerns, beginning with Hugh Jackman’s wig line. We now have much bigger problems than that, beginning with—when in the hell did Peter Pan become a special snowflake of destiny? Peter Pan is a twat. Full Story

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Zoe & Jake

May 22, 2015 16:05:14 Posted at May 22, 2015 16:05:14
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Jake Gyllenhaal was also at the amfAR gala last night and spent some time hanging out with Zoe Kravitz. I’m about to put Zoe Kravitz on my Five List. Am obsessed with her. She’s a charismatic performer. Even though she’s active on social media, she still manages to maintain a distance, a mystery, remaining unknowable. Full Story

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Citizen Tink

May 22, 2015 15:32:47 Posted at May 22, 2015 15:32:47
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Continuing the trend of turning their classic cartoons into live action spectacles, Disney announced that the next property to get the Real Boy treatment will be a kind of Peter Pan spin-off centered on Tinker Bell. The movie is called Tink and it will star AMERICAN CITIZEN Reese Witherspoon as the saucy fairy sidekick of Peter Pan. Full Story

Leo like a boss

May 22, 2015 15:12:36 Posted at May 22, 2015 15:12:36
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Like he would miss the amfAR gala, right? Because he's so charitable. And also because models. They're everywhere in Cannes but at the fundraisers they're especially important because the old rich dudes feel more generous when they're around. It's a big dick-off, all of them throwing their money around like it's attached to very large penises. Full Story

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Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak are complicated and wealthy together

May 22, 2015 14:46:38 Posted at May 22, 2015 14:46:38
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It was announced yesterday that Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak will be paid 7.5 million dollars for a book that explores the details of their complicated, untraditional relationship. Seven Point Five MILLION dollars.  Yes, publishing gives big advances to celebrity authors who are likely to sell well, and Kaling’s first memoir did well and to be honest, was maybe my favourite of the comedy memoirs that came out in the past few years – certainly the best since Bossypants. Full Story

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Marion, Michael, and Alicia

May 22, 2015 14:16:03 Posted at May 22, 2015 14:16:03
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Marion Cotillard and Michael Fassbender looked like they were having a great time together last night at the amfAR gala in Cannes ahead of the premiere of Macbeth at the festival, one of the most highly anticipated films in competition. Two new clips have just been released showing Fassbender’s Macbeth at his coronation, looking well on his way to derangement, and then later in battle with some curious directing decisions, at least to me. Full Story

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Chris Pratt gives drunk acting lessons

May 22, 2015 13:47:34 Posted at May 22, 2015 13:47:34
Sarah Posted by Sarah

As part of his cover feature in June’s GQ, Chris Pratt filmed a little comedy segment for the internet in which he gives acting lessons, except he got hammered and started the bit by saying he’s too drunk to do the bit. He then proceeds to do the bit while being obviously three sheets to the wind. Full Story

Gwyneth gets stuck

May 22, 2015 13:25:28 Posted at May 22, 2015 13:25:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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If you hate Gwyneth Paltrow, and so many of you do (which I’ll never understand because what would gossip be with only Kate Middletons and no Gwyneth Paltrows?), this is your birthday. G appeared last night on the Red Nose Day special on NBC. She was supposed to be like some kind of action hero, jumping down from a helicopter, rolling onto the roof, and arriving on stage on a wire, strapped into a harness…. Full Story