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Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort?

July 30, 2014 15:34:21 Posted at July 30, 2014 15:34:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems so …uncomfortable? Let’s play Photo Assumption and make some baseless suggestions about why she looks so clenched. Full Story

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Sporty makes them horny

July 29, 2014 14:15:24 Posted at July 29, 2014 14:15:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Jackson/ Karwai Tang/ Max Mumby/Indigo/ Getty

The Cambridges have been in Glasgow the last few days for the Commonwealth Games. Yesterday they were at the swimming centre (she wore a sleeveless shirt under a blazer and pants) and today they were spectators at the athletics competition (in a blue dress). Something happens to Will and Kate when they’re at sporting events. Full Story

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Meanwhile Nina…

July 28, 2014 16:51:07 Posted at July 28, 2014 16:51:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Kempin/ Ethan Miller/ Getty, Pacific Coast News

While it’s unclear if Nina Dobrev knew about Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed making out at the Entertainment Weekly party, she was definitely there, and changed into flip-flops when she left… With Ben McKenzie. They were hugging each other at one point, in clear view of the paps. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Coop & Suki

July 24, 2014 16:41:42 Posted at July 24, 2014 16:41:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Bradley Cooper is shooting a movie in New Orleans. Suki Waterhouse is there with him. She went shopping yesterday and also visited him on set where they were photographed having a conversation. That’s the most neutral way to describe it. And, probably, the most accurate. But let’s play our favourite game anyway: Photo Assumption, drawing unreliable conclusions based simply on how people look in pictures. Full Story

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Selena with a cute guy…and Leonardo DiCaprio

July 23, 2014 15:54:14 Posted at July 23, 2014 15:54:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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KCS Presse/ Splash

Selena Gomez celebrated her champagne birthday yesterday in Saint Tropez. She went out on the jet ski with a cute guy. A tall, cute guy. Don’t you think JB wishes he was taller? He totally does. It’s probably the only thing he can’t buy. As you know, S would have known that the paps are shooting her. Full Story

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Nikki, Ian, and The Code

July 21, 2014 15:52:34 Posted at July 21, 2014 15:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, AKM-GSI / Splash

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder were out together this weekend at the Farmers Market looking very close. He had his face in her neck. He had his arms around her. At one point they hooked up with another woman and Ian appeared to be rather tactile with her too. It could be that they are tight, like friends tight, affectionate friends tight. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: the Carters

July 7, 2014 16:39:58 Posted at July 7, 2014 16:39:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Brian Prahl /Splash News

Check out the Carters, Beyonce and Jay Z On The Run in Philadelphia on Friday, celebrating the Fourth. At the end of the show, after Forever Young, Jay pulled B in for a hug and kiss. As you know, there were rumours all last week that Beyonce changed the lyrics to Resentment, and everyone was speculating that he cheated on her, and that she’s readying to leave him after the tour. Full Story

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Jude Law has a model girlfriend

June 20, 2014 17:19:16 Posted at June 20, 2014 17:19:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Ryan Turgeon/ Splash

Jude Law and model Alicia Rountree were supposedly dating last year. They were seen travelling together – click here for a refresher. And then nothing. Then there were rumours of him hooking up with other people. Yesterday he turned up in New York, got out of a cab, and Alicia was with him. Full Story

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Leo’s women at AMFAR

May 23, 2014 15:51:34 Posted at May 23, 2014 15:51:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Pascal Le/ Getty

Leonardo DiCaprio was at the AMFAR gala in Cannes last night. And even though he had a model rubbing up against him at a club earlier this week – click here for a refresher – Toni Garrn was there too, with him, seated at his table. I guess that’s the deal when you accept the honour of being his bonafide. Full Story

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Younger with a kiss

May 15, 2014 15:59:45 Posted at May 15, 2014 15:59:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Can a kiss make you younger? Can a kiss from a younger woman make you feel younger? Can a kiss from a younger woman make you believe you’re still young? Johnny Depp leaned in for a kiss from his fiancée the other day in New York before flying out. It’s the happiest we’ve seen her with him. Full Story

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Ben’s squat car

May 8, 2014 17:23:59 Posted at May 8, 2014 17:23:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Headlinephoto/ Splash

Ben Affleck loves his car a lot. The problem with this car? When he has to take it to the gas station, because of the where the tank is located, he always has to squat…which why whenever he gets papped there, he always looks like he’s in the most awkward positions. Ben’s in a good mood for photographers, non? All smiles, like he has some kind of street cred for being a card counter in Vegas. Full Story

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Selena & Orlando

April 28, 2014 16:51:03 Posted at April 28, 2014 16:51:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI

They were seen together at the Chelsea Handler performance this weekend. So now everyone is calling it “revenge sex”. After all, Justin Bieber allegedly hooked up with Miranda Kerr when she was still officially with Orlando Bloom. A couple of days and twenty years difference? Ahem. If JB is sh-tting over this…good. Full Story

Is your back OK?

April 25, 2014 18:17:26 Posted at April 25, 2014 18:17:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner went for back massages together yesterday. Maybe not Ben’s most attractive sighting. Check the way he’s getting out the car. That’s a pretty un-sexy dismount, right there. It’s a half squat. With turned out feet. Yeah, not sexy. And what happens when he bends down isn’t cute either. Full Story

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