Princess Catherine visited the Rehabilitation of Addicted Prisoners Trust at HMP today, meeting with inmates struggling with addiction. It was a secret engagement and the press were asked not to release the information until after she’d left. Hilariously, according to the Daily Mail, some of the inmates thought the VIP guest would be Russell Brand. Imagine you’re expecting Russell Brand and Kate Middleton shows up?
In the last few weeks, Kate and Will have been criticised by royal watchers in England for, well, not doing enough. Basically they were calling them lazy. Maybe she just wants to be at home with her kids? Counter: yeah but when your entire life is funded by the public, maybe you should figure out how to connect more with the public?
There’s only one way to solve this problem:
BIG G.
Where is he?
The moment that kid steps out with his hair combed to the side and his big fist wrapped around whatever it is that he’s torturing that day, maybe yelling at his sister in her crib, no one will be bitching about whether or not the Cambridges sit on their asses too much.
By the way, I just realised I’ve yet to talk about her new fringe. Let’s just call them mom bangs and hope they grow out fast, ok? See also Jennifer Garner.
