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Gwen Stefani’s Kidman eye

August 25, 2014 14:52:34 Posted at August 25, 2014 14:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mark Davis/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

You can’t see it so much in photos, but it was hard to ignore when she was on stage: Gwen Stefani’s eye. You remember Nicole Kidman when one of her eyes looked f-cked up? Like she’d frozen so much of her face that she couldn’t open her left eye anymore? I’m reattaching the video below. Full Story

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Granny’s updates?

June 16, 2014 17:32:10 Posted at June 16, 2014 17:32:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, ChinaFotoPress/ Feng Li/ Getty

Remember those photos of Nicole Kidman last week and, um, you couldn’t stop looking at her…and it wasn’t her face? Click here for a refresher. Gran spent the weekend at the Shanghai International Film Festival and, well, same thing. Full Story

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Settled

June 5, 2014 16:20:14 Posted at June 5, 2014 16:20:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rick Diamond/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night. As I reported earlier this week – click here for a refresher – the two were together at a wedding this past weekend and were fine. Totally together, no signs of trouble, even though some tabloids keep insisting it’s done. Full Story

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Nicole in Cannes: back in blue

May 14, 2014 20:08:52 Posted at May 14, 2014 20:08:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Joe Alvarez/ Wenn, VALERY HACHE/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Cannes 2013. A year ago, you remember? Nicole Kidman was on the jury. And it was fashion porn, night after night. On the best night? A strapless gown with blue lips. L’Wren Scott. Click here Full Story

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Grace’s terrible reviews

May 14, 2014 15:08:34 Posted at May 14, 2014 15:08:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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ALBERTO PIZZOLI/ VALERY HACHE/ Getty

Grace Of Monaco, starring Nicole Kidman, will open the Cannes Film Festival. The photo call happened today at the Palais. We’re going to come back to that in a minute. Let’s start with the reviews. They’re terrible. The BBC reports that people were laughing during the screening this morning. Full Story

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Better for her, worse for him?

April 7, 2014 19:19:45 Posted at April 7, 2014 19:19:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, KHAPGG/ STARPICZ/ Splash

Nicole Kidman is currently in Australia shooting a movie called Strangeland. This is why she couldn’t attend the ACM Awards with Keith Urban. As you can see, Gran’s gone brown. And it works for her. Because it softens her face. It mutes the enhancements. There’s something about blonde on her that highlights the tight and the fill, you know? Over in Vegas though, where Keith was winning awards and performing, it’s a different story. Full Story

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Katy Perry’s Beatles cape

January 28, 2014 20:33:28 Posted at January 28, 2014 20:33:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Larry Busacca/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

You know what? I like this outfit way more than her Grammys dress – the one that looked like it was fashioned from an Ikea duvet cover, click here for a refresher. This is Katy Perry at the Grammys Beatles tribute last night. It looks like she performed. Full Story

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Madonna cane and grills

January 27, 2014 15:31:25 Posted at January 27, 2014 15:31:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go to the dentist and get a mold. Full Story

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Keith Urban’s Grammy face

January 27, 2014 14:51:10 Posted at January 27, 2014 14:51:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not attend the Grammys last night. But she was there in spirit…all over her husband’s face, holy sh-t. To me it looks like he completely redesigned his bone structure – full cheeks and not a line anywhere. I guess it’s not a new thing but since he’s always with Gran, we’re too busy looking at her unnatural perfection instead of noticing that the same has been happening to him. Full Story

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Meg & John in Italy

June 21, 2013 17:35:04 Posted at June 21, 2013 17:35:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Jose Perez/ Splash, Valerio Pennicino/ Getty

Meg Ryan was honoured in Italy at the Taormina Film Festival. Man, I really don’t know about those shoes. I don’t understand those shoes, though I suspect you’re not looking at the shoes because you’re looking at something else. Fair enough. I don’t understand the thing you’re looking at either. Full Story

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Rob Lowe’s Dr Plastic

May 28, 2013 15:54:49 Posted at May 28, 2013 15:54:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Did you watch Behind The Candelabra? I’m going to keep harassing you about this. Anyway, Rob Lowe, one of Hollywood’s most well-aged faces (is this irony? I never know), played Liberace’s plastic surgeon Dr Startz. Dr Startz did a lot of rich faces back then. Lowe’s performance was hilarious if not sliiiiiightly extra. Full Story

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As IF, Granny Freeze

February 1, 2013 21:20:35 Posted at February 1, 2013 21:20:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jen Lowery/ Splash

I wrote last week that I prefer the Joan Rivers way of face-jacking which is that she does it and she doesn’t lie about it. Ashley Judd wrote a piece with big words lecturing everyone last year after the Internet went crazy about what she called, at the time, a reaction to “steroid medication” due to illness. Full Story