Like most of you, I love Sofia Vergara. She makes me laugh all the time. Her fiancé though... For a while now there have been some reports about his sketchy behaviour. Click here and here for a refresher. Full Story

What? I’m just saying, they looked like they were having a lot of fun together on the red carpet. There are so many reasons to love Sofia Vergara a lot. This boring dress is not one of those reasons, but whatever. My point is she makes me smile. I look at her and I smile. I listen to her and I smile. Full Story

On the one hand, stick to what works, especially with that body so mouth-watering. That would be Sofia Vergara. But that doesn’t mean it’s not a little boring, right? You knew she’d show up in something like this. And it’s fine. I mean there’s certainly nothing to sh-t on, and I guess you could say I’m just stretching for something to sh-t on, but it just feels so the same and not that that fresh -- a shrug, which, if you think about it, if a shrug is your reaction to Sofia Vergara, well, something is missing. Full Story

Sofia Vergara is currently on holiday with her on-again boyfriend Nick Loeb.  Jessica Alba was in Paris yesterday for fashion week. Both were allegedly former candidates for the position that eventually ended up going to Katie Holmes.  Sofia’s name has come up often in recent days. Full Story

Only Sofia Vergara could have rescued this Marchesa. It’s not the dress, it’s all the wearer. On anyone else this is ghastly. But that’s the Sofia silhouette. It’s kind of the same silhouette she’s been working on every carpet for at least 6 months. Of course Sofia is always, always faultless, of course she is. Full Story

I realize on the one hand that these guys cannot win. If it’s not Julie Bowen’s sternum being investigated for pacemaker scars, it’s Ariel Winter’s delicate child-flesh too much on display, or Sofia Vergara’s …I don’t know… body bows being thrown all over the carpet and tripping people up. Putting aside that those are all women, people love to find fault when you’re the ones on top. Full Story

So you saw most of this play out, right?  On the carpet, we saw the dresses.  Sofia Vergara’s teal – a colour which I already think is kind of alarmingly muted – is tamped down to almost depressing.   But it fits her like no other actress’s dress ever does.  And other than the mincing down the stairs (time for E! to look into a dumbwaiter, maybe?), she looked comfortable. Full Story

On anyone else I wouldn’t have a lot of time for this dress. You’ve seen it before. Many, many times. And it’s red. And I’ve already told you how I feel about red, especially on a red carpet. But Sofia Vergara happens to be wearing it. And Sofia Vergara, well, when she wears things, anything, it automatically becomes a discussion, even though there’s not much to say beyond the fact that the earrings - Colombian emeralds - are lovely and she’s the hottest, funniest sh-t ever, because she never, ever takes it too seriously, and I wondered how Rob Lowe was keeping his badness suppressed when he was up there next to her as we all know there was a time he would not have been able to let that go. Full Story

Oh I would not want to be the ass picking up Sofia Vergara yesterday in New York. Judging from her face, he’s late. And she looks annoyed. And so f-cking sexy. Look at that little pout. I want her. Sofia is, presumably, in NYC to do a little more work on New Year’s Eve. Before that she’ll be in theatres, or at least her voice will be, this summer in The Smurfs. Full Story

Oh don’t tell me he’s not thinking it. Or imagining it. After all, this is the man who cheated on his wife with the low rent Rebecca Loos whose assets cannot even come close to Sofia Vergara’s. And while he may be on his best behaviour these days, when it comes to keeping his straying on leash, how could he have spent all day with her yesterday, while shooting an ad for Pepsi, in a swimsuit, with her ridiculous body, and not wonder, just once, or several times, what it would be like to roll around with that for a while? Because when he’s playing offside, Becks has demonstrated he needs more than just bones. Full Story

Come on. Look at her. When you do, don't you smile? Even laugh? She's happiness. She is Joy. All bouncy and sh-t. With a hint of crazy. Sex without the tawdry. So fun. Right? Here's Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family with her son Manolo. She talks about him a lot. I like the way she says his name. Full Story

It’s hard to look sexy in one of these. Even Blake Lively barely manages. But then Sofia Vergara comes along and a puffy coat is suddenly giving you an erection. I know she’s great on Modern Family, but for me, right now, where she’s really taken it to the next level is on the red carpet. Full Story

I’m actually not sure how a body like hers is mathematically possible. Between the size of her breasts and the smallness of her waist, it’s a goddamn mindf-ck. No complaint here. Especially not when she starts talking. I can’t find the video online yet. But she was, as usual, solid gold during her interview with E! When asked what she liked least about herself, Sofia Vergara replied:"I wisha 2b an A cup sun-tines to wear the no bra. Full Story

We’re at our fourth and final week of our Women of Wonder feature. As you now know, Wonderbra has been sponsoring a series of posts (and a contest – more on that below) on LaineyGossip profiling four women who, in my opinion, have rediscovered their wonder. All of them have had remarkable years. Full Story