Thinnification Articles

Face or Body: Man edition featuring Jake Gyllenhaal

October 22, 2013 14:52:50 Posted at October 22, 2013 14:52:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Kempin/ Mark Davis/ Getty

A quick refresher for those of you unfamiliar to Face or Body: as my friend Lara always says, faces need some fat on them, especially after 30. But that can mean sacrificing a bony ass to look younger. And many (most?) women in Hollywood choose body over face. They’d rather be very thin in the body and look older in the face than look younger in the face and have some curves down below. Full Story

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Emmys Worst: Claire Danes

September 23, 2013 17:38:02 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:38:02
Duana Posted by Duana
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Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

It’s partly her own doing, I think. Had she showed up just on her own as Claire Danes, then she would have just been Claire Danes and the hair and the tan and that dress, which is not getting enough criticism, would have been judged on their own. But she showed up for most people’s first time on Ryan Seacrest’s carpet, hijacking the Lena Dunham interview and essentially pushing him off camera. Full Story

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Emmys Worst Thinnification: Julianna Margulies

September 23, 2013 13:46:46 Posted at September 23, 2013 13:46:46
Duana Posted by Duana
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

I think I’ve been clear here, before, that I really like the Marg. I spell her name wrong with regularity, of course, but I like her. She’s always kind of got some quiet sass about her, rocking the latter part of her career, and she knows exactly what’s up, I feel, at these events. Full Story

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Emma, Andrew, and thin Colin

July 22, 2013 16:27:53 Posted at July 22, 2013 16:27:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Didier Baverel/ Getty

Andrew Garfield showed up in costume at Comic-Con – click here if you missed Sarah’s recap earlier today—and then flew straight to the South of France to see his girlfriend Emma Stone where she’s working on Woody Allen’s new movie with Colin Firth. Full Story

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The thinnification of Chris Evans

July 3, 2013 15:15:16 Posted at July 3, 2013 15:15:16
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, Keystone

When I first started writing for LaineyGossip back in 2010 (oh my God—it’s been three years?!) I had a big Freebie Five crush on Chris Evans and Lainey gave me sh*t all the time. But then he got super jacked for Captain America and I wasn’t feeling it as much, as beefcake isn’t my favorite flavor. Full Story

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Kate Upton: the Vogue cover...finally

June 6, 2013 13:49:29 Posted at June 6, 2013 13:49:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Thelonius/ Splash

Last year, Page Six reported that Kate Upton, unlike many of her model peers, was made to pay her own way into the MET Gala by Anna Wintour. This year at the MET Gala, Upton wore DVF and it was one of the most tragic looks of a night that was dominated by tragic looks. Full Story

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The Thinnification of Lily Collins

February 20, 2013 15:46:02 Posted at February 20, 2013 15:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison /Jason Merritt /Getty Images

Lily Collins is the star of the upcoming The Mortal Instruments film series, based on the YA books by Cassandra Clare. The first installment is due in August. You previously saw her in last year’s Mirror, Mirror. Collins has tried the celebrity spawn reality show thing, she’s tried journalism, and now the goal is a franchise, to occupy a place in Hollywood somewhere around Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story

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Grammy Face or Body: Faith Hill

February 11, 2013 14:16:15 Posted at February 11, 2013 14:16:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

My friend Amy D, a big country music fan, emailed me last night during the Grammys. OMG what happened to Faith Hill?!? My response: Face or Body. She’s choosing Body. In the choice not to have a big ass, sometimes, unless you’re Halle Berry, you sacrifice your face. This, I imagine, is why fillers became so popular. Full Story

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Thinnification of Charlene?

October 22, 2012 20:13:16 Posted at October 22, 2012 20:13:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Her Highness of Serenity was in New York today with Prince Albert. They’ve been travelling the last week or so and I heard they’re expected in Montreal this weekend for the Ritz-Carlton’s 100th anniversary (where Liz married Dick in yellow!) What is it like for Charlene, being in New York, a city so full of. Full Story

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Jennie Garth’s Divorce Thinnification

August 7, 2012 16:09:04 Posted at August 7, 2012 16:09:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Derek Storm/Splash

This is Jennie Garth arriving at Fox & Friends this morning in New York. Garth and Peter Facinelli announced their divorce 5 months ago just weeks before her 40th birthday. Well that must have been fun - a new decade and suddenly single and, well, of course, it’s what happens because it has to happen . Full Story

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Sad Skinny Tom

July 18, 2012 15:31:07 Posted at July 18, 2012 15:31:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer, Fame/Flynet

Here’s the new PEOPLE cover. As you can see, they picked a shot of his “sad eyes”. His world is “shattered”. It’s his “private pain”. That’s what we, the women, respond to isn’t it? Tom Cruise the victim? He is hurting. He needs a hug. That may have been his only play but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad one. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway: pimples and eye-rolls

June 19, 2012 16:48:53 Posted at June 19, 2012 16:48:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway is Catwoman. And I really wish these comic book people would make up their minds about when to use one word or two words for the titles of their superheroes. Batman, Catwoman, Superman... But Spider-Man has to have a hyphen. And Iron Man is two words completely. Oh wait, nerds, let me guess. Full Story

Met Gala Thinnification: Ashley Greene

May 8, 2012 14:16:14 Posted at May 8, 2012 14:16:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Getty Images

She’s wearing white Donna Karan. Basically a wedding dress. You’ve seen it a thousand times. What’s new here, or new-ish, at least since last year’s Met Gala, is Ashley Greene’s thinnification. Ashley Greene was always fit. She had a great body. Slim but strong and seemingly healthy.Somewhere along the way though, as they do in Hollywood, someone must have told her she was “too athletic”, and “not delicate enough”. Full Story

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