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Liars and their denials

October 12, 2012 16:31:53 Posted at October 12, 2012 16:31:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ yesterday. Click here if you have the time to listen to almost 15 minutes of a liar’s denial. I did. So I can save you the waste. In short: Her dad is the enemy and her ma, Dina, is the real hero, and Dina doesn’t use cocaine, and yes she gave her $40K to pay off her debts because Michael doesn’t pay child support. Full Story

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Liars taping liars

October 10, 2012 20:23:28 Posted at October 10, 2012 20:23:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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TMZ has released audio of a hysterical Lindsay Lohan calling up her father Michael last night during that scrap with her mother. WHY IS HE TAPING THEIR CONVERSATIONS? Here’s what is said: Dina appeared to be on cocaine. Dina took 40 grand from Lindsay to keep her house. Full Story

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Another proud night for the family of dickheads

October 10, 2012 16:03:14 Posted at October 10, 2012 16:03:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lindsay and Dina Lohan scrapped last night. They were at a club at 4am. On their way home to Long Island they started slapping each other. Lindsay has a cut on her leg and her ma broke her bracelet. The cops were called on a domestic. No one was arrested. I would like to believe that Dina was finally giving her daughter some structure -- at dawn, after a night of partying. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is in a sexploitation flick because duh

October 9, 2012 14:01:58 Posted at October 9, 2012 14:01:58
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Or it looks like a sexploitation flick anyway. Penned by novelist and professional blowhard Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Paul Schrader (best known for writing Taxi Driver and Raging Bull), and funded largely by Kickstarter, The Canyons stars Lohan and James Deen as a couple caught up in sexual obsession and ambition (incidentally, I’m pretty sure that was the exact log line for Eyes Wide Shut). Full Story

This is acting.

September 21, 2012 15:26:56 Posted at September 21, 2012 15:26:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick for Lifetime was released yesterday. They wanted to send us away for the weekend with some joy. God there is a lot of joy in this preview. A lot of joy and a lot of bloat. Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

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Lindsay and Dina are the same

September 18, 2012 20:02:41 Posted at September 18, 2012 20:02:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I waited until after dinner last night, with a glass of wine, before turning on Dr Phil’s interview with Dina Lohan. Jacek and I watched together. The best part is that he was a little red-eyed. So it got a little trippy for him whenever she got a little trippy which was...constantly. You’ve heard it everywhere else how f-cked up she was. Full Story

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A piece of sh-t on her mountain top

September 17, 2012 14:52:02 Posted at September 17, 2012 14:52:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh but this is rich. As you’ve probably heard, Amanda Bynes keeps crashing her car into other people’s cars. TMZ reports that Bynes is exhibiting signs of deteriorating mental health. And here’s what Lindsay Lohan posted to Twitter Full Story

Dr Phil & the Drunk

September 13, 2012 14:24:13 Posted at September 13, 2012 14:24:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy body language you have ever seen. It’s the trademark Lohan denial and excuse-making. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan can’t even get kicked out properly

August 29, 2012 17:13:50 Posted at August 29, 2012 17:13:50
Maria Posted by Maria
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Hotel bills add up quickly, right? A few snacks from the mini bar, valet parking, WiFi (for the annoying hotels that still charge for it), a $15 movie, and you’ve tacked an extra 50% onto your bill, easy. So of course for celebrities, it’s magnified. And because of an unpaid bill, Lindsay Lohan is banned from the Chateau Marmont. Full Story

Lohan and the unions

June 21, 2012 18:26:32 Posted at June 21, 2012 18:26:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Deadline posted an article last night about the situation on the Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime movie of the week starring Lindsay Lohan after receiving word that two industry unions, one representing actors and the other for crew, made queries about working conditions on production after Lohan's dramatic car accident and subsequent tweets about long hours on the set. Full Story

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The onset of regret: Lifetime & Lindsay Lohan

June 15, 2012 20:26:17 Posted at June 15, 2012 20:26:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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First things first, because there have been some misleading headlines... Lindsay Lohan was NOT hospitalised. She may have been trying to call in sick though. Like clockwork, drama on the set of any Lindsay Lohan movie... Paramedics were called to her hotel this morning. According to TMZ Full Story

Show me the audition tape

June 12, 2012 20:10:23 Posted at June 12, 2012 20:10:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh guess what? Lindsay Lohan lied to the cops about who was driving when her Porsche collided with a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway last week. Apparently she told them that it was her assistant who was driving, and even climbed over her assistant on the passenger side to get out the car. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan vs Porsche

June 11, 2012 16:03:11 Posted at June 11, 2012 16:03:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Let this be a warning for those of you in the industry half-cocked to hire Lindsay Lohan: she is (still) unhireable, and likely always will be. So she’s driving on the Pacific Coast Highway the other day in a rented 911 Porsche 2012. Smashes into a truck. Claims it wasn’t her fault. Full Story

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Famous Skanks and Old Rich Men

May 22, 2012 19:49:30 Posted at May 22, 2012 19:49:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I know you don't care about Tara Reid. But this article is about more than Tara Reid. This is the flavour of Cannes. Of a certain society.  Tara Reid is here with Fawaz Gruosi. He's the top dude at the Di Grisogono jewellery group. Like, they're girlfriend/boyfriend now. He's supposedly in his 60s. Full Story

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