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The Science of Willow & Jaden Smith

November 18, 2014 14:45:44 Posted at November 18, 2014 14:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you haven’t already, you have to read the New York Times interview with Willow, 14, and Jaden, 16, Smith. It’s a mind f-ck. It’s such a mind f-ck that I don’t know even know how to analyse it. Except to say that for all that the Smith family does to directly address speculation that they’re heavily involved in Scientology, you have to wonder what part Scientology has played in their development. Full Story

Birthday Shave

August 11, 2014 13:41:58 Posted at August 11, 2014 13:41:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre celebrated its 45th anniversary on Saturday. I just… I can’t… We can’t talk about Michael Pena. So let’s focus instead on John Travolta who was there with Kelly Preston, because they’re always there, because when they’re not there he ends up, well, you know, getting a massage. Full Story

Top Gun 2 and a new girl for Tom?

April 17, 2014 15:28:38 Posted at April 17, 2014 15:28:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Earlier this week, ScreenRant posted an article about the proposed Top Gun sequel and a possible plot: Drones. He’s the grizzled veteran in a world where pilots are dinosaurs. But wait! Can computers really fly planes and out-maneuver the bogeys? Of course not. Full Story

Xenu’s mega church

November 19, 2013 15:41:19 Posted at November 19, 2013 15:41:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

This happened the other day in Clearwater, Florida. Xenu opened a big ass church. Thousands of people showed up for the dedication of the $145 million development project, including the 377,000 square-foot Flag Building, the tallest in the city…including Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kelly Preston. Full Story

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Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Suri

November 12, 2013 15:25:26 Posted at November 12, 2013 15:25:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/ Getty

More information from that deposition is being leaked. In case you missed it, Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for saying he abandoned Suri. Click here for my initial post about it last week. During the deposition, in addition to blaming Scientology for his alleged estrangement from his daughter, the magazine’s lawyers suggested that Tom was so disconnected from Suri that he went to Cameron Diaz’s birthday party instead of being with his child. Full Story

Protecting Suri from Scientology

November 7, 2013 21:45:15 Posted at November 7, 2013 21:45:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sharpshooter Images/ Splash

Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for calling him a sh-tty father. IN TOUCH’s publisher Bauer Media is fighting back and details from the deposition from their legal proceedings have been leaked to Radar Online. They asked him about Scientology and the impact it had on Suri. Full Story

JT loves his hair

October 8, 2013 13:50:01 Posted at October 8, 2013 13:50:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Bauer

The original JT. Because in this business, Justin Timberlake can’t be the only one with those initials. Before he sang and danced, there was John Travolta who sang and danced. And now John Travolta is on the set of his new movie The Forger in Boston working a new head of thick hair. It’s streaked with grey, sure, but look at those waves, look at that texture. Full Story

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Wednesday, September 25, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

As reported yesterday, on Monday’s episode of Dancing With The Stars, Leah Remini revealed that the Church Of Scientology was “looking for me to fail” on the show so that they could hahaha her in front of all their other members, like that would be the consequence of breaking up with Xenu. Click here for a refresher. Leah Remini has never been more famous. But, you know, I’m not sure those people understand logic.

They certainly don’t understand much about public relations. Because in response to Leah’s comments, the Church released this statement:

“We know this may come as a surprise to someone as self-absorbed as Ms.  Read Full Intro

If you hate Xenu, vote for Leah

September 24, 2013 16:13:40 Posted at September 24, 2013 16:13:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Phamous/ Splash

I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars. I do know however that Leah Remini is one of the current season’s participants. Apparently, during the show this week, they aired an edit from her rehearsal and she tells her dance partner, obviously while the cameras are shooting, that: "I'm going through a personal and big change for me and my family. Full Story

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Watching Katie’s back

August 29, 2013 14:38:26 Posted at August 29, 2013 14:38:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Here’s Katie Holmes on the set of Miss Meadows yesterday in Cleveland. I am totally jacking these braids for TIFF. As you can see, Katie seems relaxed and happy at work, not at all bothered by the presence of the paps who’ve followed her to Ohio. In fact, the paps might actually be helping her out. Full Story

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Dance Dance Revolution

August 29, 2013 14:25:37 Posted at August 29, 2013 14:25:37
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

Some alternate titles I came up with for this post: Tangoing with Xenu, Don’t Step on Tom Cruise’s Toes and Will Shelly Miscavige Sit In The Front Row? Leah Remini is confirmed as a contestant on season 17 (how has it had 17 seasons?!) of Dancing With the Stars. I know, I know, not exactly must-watch TV BUT – it’s popular and family-friendly, both key components in a battle against Xenu. Full Story

Michael Pena loves Xenu?

August 26, 2013 16:52:22 Posted at August 26, 2013 16:52:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Handout/ Getty

Xenu had a birthday party the other day. It was the 44th anniversary of the Celebrity Scientology Centre and most of the notables who haven’t been excommunicated where there including the usuals – John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Jenna Elfman, and …Michael Pena? Where the f-ck have I been? I love Michael Pena! Michael Pena loves Xenu? Michael Pena is in End Of Watch, one of my Top 10 movies of 2012 Full Story

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Lisa Marie breaks up with Xenu?

February 19, 2013 23:04:48 Posted at February 19, 2013 23:04:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Kempin/ Getty

DAME Magazine just tweeted at several entertainment outlets about a new article they’ve posted re: whether or not Lisa Marie Presley has broken up with the Church of Scientology. Speculation about Lisa Marie’s relationship to Xenu has been circulating for months. Full Story

Back to back Jacks and Xenu’s rap

December 11, 2012 16:14:48 Posted at December 11, 2012 16:14:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Here’s Tom Cruise at the London premiere of Jack Reacher last night wearing a lot of blush and bronzer. Contouring makes all the difference, you know? While Tom’s promoting his current release, a trailer for his next release, Oblivion, was released online yesterday. He plays another Jack. Full Story

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