Dear Gossips,
There was an 80s marathon on tv the other night: The Breakfast Club, St Elmo’s Fire, and About Last Night. Obviously it’s all I could do: stare at Rob Lowe and revisit my 12 year old self crushing with the same intensity and longing. If 1985 Rob Lowe happened now, it would be OVER. And they just don’t do movie sex anymore like they used to. It just doesn’t get as horny as it used to. Yes. I am the perv who replayed his love scenes with Demi Moore at least 3 times. And it’s still saved on my DVR for weekend repeats.
Here’s Lowe on Extra yesterday. Look at him. HOW is this possible? It’s been 30 years!!!!
Ummm... Lindsay Lohan couldn’t have broken out of rehab to go party in Cannes, could she? A million dollars worth of Chopard jewels was stolen from a hotel room yesterday. Read Full Intro
Smutty Tingles
Posted by Lainey
Sasha Finds flat espadrilles in LifeStyle
God Christy Turlington is SO beautiful (Too Fab)
Hollywood Ebola infects Cannes...again (Dlisted)
Star Trek or Victoria’s Secret? (The Superficial)
Rooney Mara, the new face of Calvin Klein (Just Jared)
Yep. Who else but Sofia Vergara in this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)
Leo & Tobey, a love story (Pop Sugar)
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes clear the room (Cele|bitchy)
Chicken Fried Smurfs (Evil Beet Gossip)
At first I thought this was the mayor of Toronto (Gallery of the Absurd)
Jacek’s fall wardrobe (Go Fug Yourself)
Two French actresses
Posted by Lainey
ANNE-CHRISTINE/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Samir Hussein/ Getty
Blue seems to be the sartorial theme for Berenice Bejo in Cannes. Click here to see the outfit she wore to the photo call earlier today. And here she is in a gorgeous blue blazer over white tulle at the Palais for the premiere of Le Passe tonight. Full Story
The Spare ... is coming
Posted by Lainey
Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty
Page Six reported it first earlier this week -- that Beyonce is expecting it again. Both PEOPLE and US Weekly then cited sources that dismissed the rumours. But on Tuesday, Beysus cancelled her show in Belgium due to “dehydration and exhaustion”. Full Story
Jeremy’s new friend
Jeremy Renner’s 8 month old puppy, Franklin, a French bulldog, died last year because he was overheated. I could barely get that sentence out. Jeremy, understandably, was devastated. Last week, Jacek and I took our Marcus to emergency at 4am because he had the runs. We were getting on a plane that day. Full Story
Pomp, Circumstance, Humanity, and Truth
Posted by Duana
The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 23 recap It is a great luxury and a great relief to say that I can’t really breathe. The internet is a minefield today. Between Rob Ford (if you don’t know, please google ) and the Office finale and the VD finale and the Scandal finale, I had to pick my way around very carefully. Full Story
SMUT 2013
Posted by Lainey
June is SMUT month and I can’t wait to see you! Vancouver -- June 3 (on sale now) Calgary -- June 5 (on sale now) Toronto -- June 25 (on sale June 10) Dan Levy will be joining me at all 3 events. We have some surprises planned and a LOT of dirty gossip. Tickets are on sale NOW at TheSmutSoiree.com Full Story
Gran in black leather
Posted by Lainey
Pascal Le Segretain/ George Pimentel/ Getty
Thank you, Nicole Kidman. After Emma Watson’s rather underwhelming Cannes carpet appearance last night, Thursday at the festival was rather lacking in dress porn. But Gran came through in the evening at the IFP and Calvin Klein party in black leather that looks like it’s stripped along the side. Full Story
Blake in the kitchen
Posted by Lainey
Vogue has introduced a web series called Elettra’s Goodness featuring model Elettra Wiedemann, daughter of Isabella Rossellini. Since it’s Vogue and since Wiedemann has quite the pedigree, they’ve been able to recruit some high profile guests...starting with Gossip Girl now homemaker Blake Lively. Full Story
Mimi vs JLO on stage
Posted by Lainey
FOX/ Kevin Winter/ Getty
Season finale of American Idol last night. Both Mimi and JLo performed. Mimi threw down a medley of her greatest hits -- I always forget how much I love We Belong Together -- culminating in her current smash #Beautiful. It was... a little lip-synchy, right? Maybe not the middle section but definitely off the top and towards the end? Voices don’t hold up forever. Full Story
Deal with the paps
Posted by Lainey
She hates the paps, and she’s been burned by the paps. So now she’s dealing with the paps and is working exclusively with one agency, agreeing to give them photos on a regular basis. The agreement started several months ago when she approached one agency in exchange for information on a paparazzo working for another agency. Full Story
New couple alert!
Just one more week to go... And in advance of the release of Season 4 of Arrested Development on Netflix, here are Jason Bateman and Will Arnett walking hand in hand in New York yesterday, photo opping for the paps. God I love them so much. We were just talking about the preternaturally preserved Rob Lowe. Full Story
The daughter of the Most Beautiful Woman In The World
Posted by Lainey
Neil Warner/ Splash, Pascal Le Segretain/ ALBERTO PIZZOLI/ VALERY HACHE/ Getty
No, not Apple Martin. For years Aishwarya Rai has been called the Most Beautiful Woman In The World, because the world exists beyond North America. Rai is a Cannes regular. She arrived in Nice today and is at the festival to attend a screening celebrating Indian film. She’s expected at the Palais on Monday. Full Story
The Princess and the rugby player?
Posted by Lainey
Wenn, VALERY HACHE/ Getty
Charlene of Serenity was not with Prince Albert at Queen Beatrix’s abdication and her son King Willem-Alexander’s subsequent coronation at the end of April. She had previous charity commitments back home in South Africa where she also attended an old friend’s wedding. But overseas gossips have been reporting that while she was there, she was also hooking up with her friend Byron Kelleher, a professional rugby player. Full Story
