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Arguments for:

• Ummm…look at him
• You know his wife is lobbying hard for it
• Has ingratiated himself in American culture, permanent fixture at Laker games etc.
• High profile celebrity friendships
• Underwear ads with his man junk on display everywhere

Arguments against

• Too desperate
• His wife doesn’t eat, makes the MiniVan feel fat
• Is not American
• An imminent temporary move to Italy
• Still can’t shake the cheater image
• I don’t like his hair anymore

ODDS: 13 to 1