Emmy Awards 2011 Articles

Emmy Awards 2011 hilights, gossip, photos, and video.

Worst Emmy Hair: Elisabeth Moss

September 19, 2011 09:08:02 Posted at September 19, 2011 09:08:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elisabeth Moss was born in 1982. She’s only 29 years old. She’s YOUNGER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS. Now that this has been thrown in your face, it makes her hair last night even more offensive, right? How does a 29 year old girl show up at the Emmys with Allison Janney’s 1960s old lady helmet from The Help? This is the kind of sh-t that makes me so angry. Full Story

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Best Emmy Fist Pump: Kate Winslet

September 19, 2011 08:55:52 Posted at September 19, 2011 08:55:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I loved that Kate Winslet, who is now just a Tony Award away from EGOT, was so unabashedly happy about winning her Emmy. Maybe it was put on, maybe she was pretending it meant as much to her as the others, but if we have a choice between the two, I’ll take the one that says that she wanted it badly, as anyone would, even Kate Winslet, and when it happened, she wasn’t shy about demonstrating the extent of that want, in the form of a fist pump. Full Story

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Worst Hamster Wheel: Julie Bowen

September 19, 2011 08:40:21 Posted at September 19, 2011 08:40:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana This is a hard one. Of course it is impossible to miss how thin Julie Bowen is. I didn’t hear her on the carpet this time, and she is not one of the people whose magazine profiles I will read while standing in the drugstore but she apparently has a host of excuses for why that is. Full Story

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Best Red & better than LeAnn Rimes:Martha Plimpton

September 19, 2011 08:26:30 Posted at September 19, 2011 08:26:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How did I just realise that they have the same face? Needless to say, as already noted in other articles and this goes way back to the 80s, I love Martha Plimpton, so it makes me sad to have to point that out. But what’s even more sad is that LeAnn wouldn’t take it for a compliment. She’d be insulted which. Full Story

Best Mediocre into Amazing: Sofia Vergara

September 19, 2011 08:01:26 Posted at September 19, 2011 08:01:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On anyone else I wouldn’t have a lot of time for this dress. You’ve seen it before. Many, many times. And it’s red. And I’ve already told you how I feel about red, especially on a red carpet. But Sofia Vergara happens to be wearing it. And Sofia Vergara, well, when she wears things, anything, it automatically becomes a discussion, even though there’s not much to say beyond the fact that the earrings - Colombian emeralds - are lovely and she’s the hottest, funniest sh-t ever, because she never, ever takes it too seriously, and I wondered how Rob Lowe was keeping his badness suppressed when he was up there next to her as we all know there was a time he would not have been able to let that go. Full Story

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Best Emmy Cut-eye: Ian Somerhalder

September 19, 2011 07:50:17 Posted at September 19, 2011 07:50:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Oh, I watched this over and over again. It’s so painful – he and Lea Michele are presenting, have a bit of scripted ‘unscripted’ banter, he has the last line with “right” and then moves on with “okay –“, but she can’t help herself. Full Story

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Worst Emmy White: Julianna Margulies

September 19, 2011 07:14:00 Posted at September 19, 2011 07:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She wore a ceramic coffee mug. This is what I called it, even before I rolled my eyes at her win over Connie Britton’s Tami Taylor. Julianna Margulies is the uninspired vote. Because if you’ve had the pleasure of watching Britton on Friday Night Lights, well, you know it would be impossible to award the Emmy to Kyle Chandler without acknowledging her work. Full Story

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Best Emmy White: Aubrey Plaza

September 19, 2011 07:04:39 Posted at September 19, 2011 07:04:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember my hate-on for that annoying girl in Crazy, Stupid, Love? Analeigh Tipton? The over-breather? Click here for a refresher. Tipton goes to the Kristen Stewart school of over-breathing - three times in a short sentence for dramatic effect, which seems to have become the acting hallmark of a generation, and somehow this has translated into a not insignificant amount of interest in her, now being labelled the new “quirky, funny, hot girl” and my answer to that is . Full Story

Worst Dress as an Organism: Heidi Klum

September 19, 2011 06:46:14 Posted at September 19, 2011 06:46:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Etalk has sent me on two or three baking shoots. And each time I’ve had to ice a cake. You’re supposed to hold the icing bag and delicately pulse it around in the shape of shells or rosebuds. I suck at it. My sh-t ends up looking like whatever it is growing on Heidi Klum’s dress which, at first, I thought was clumpy cake icing but as the night wore on and as more photos emerged, became something even more terrifying. Full Story

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Best Fantasy Gig – The Emmytones

September 19, 2011 06:33:01 Posted at September 19, 2011 06:33:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana You know I love to sing, right? There’s been enough indication of that here, and anyone who knows me will tell you. Which is why I got so giddy at the Emmytones. Here’s how I think it went down, in my fantasy. Full Story

Emmys Most Miserable: Claire Danes

September 19, 2011 06:21:12 Posted at September 19, 2011 06:21:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I feel like whenever I see Claire Danes smile, she doesn’t really mean it. Duana asked the question during the liveblog last night - when was the last time Claire Danes threw her head back and laughed, heartily? If you watched MSCL, you’ll understand the attachment we feel to her. And therefore the disappointment about what happened with Billy Crudup. Full Story

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